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From what, the chest piece or the horn? The horn is no issue to me, but the chest piece I feel like would pierce me in my sleep. Oh well, my undying love for Alphonse will figure out a way to make everything work~

You'll lose an eye though.

Oh my GOD that is such an AMAZING cosplay! There is no way that can be real! I would so marry whoever is inside of it as long as they wear it 24/7~ Even to bed~

Alphonse Cosplay

You're a lie, and I know me better than anyone. I've barely changed since the end of 8th Grade.

Lies built on lies.

Adorabeezle~
But TurtwigX walks on TWO legs. Haha!

Nooooo you always use to be like this.

What do you mean? I've totally always been this way.

No! I-I didn't mean it like that, I've just never seen you like thiiis.

Am not :I I'm just being myself. There a problem with me being Turt?

Boy you're quite the mean one lately~

Yes, you totally do. That or we simply clash too much for us to totally agree on something. I think that might be it. Either way, that doesn't stimulate my mind enough to make me want to write unless something insane happened while I walked.

Well I totally suck at providing inspiration~

Pfft, long and meaningful walks are too peaceful, they don't fill my brain with new ideas, it relaxes it to sleep. Also, I do not walk. Walking is gross.

Have you tried taking a meaningful walk with piano music playing in the background?

Oh darnit, you're still feeling fine. I'm not trying hard enough. I'm fine like always, but I'm looking for more inspirations to write. More than my usual "unusual shipping fanfic" inspirations because I have too many of those that I don't want to bring to life.

Oh well I'm masochistic like that anywaaaays. I'm gooood. You?

Oh, did I make you feel bad? Mission accomplished. I have this voice in my head that just tells me to be rude to you for no reason at all. Oh well, hello Souly.

O-Oh..

Miss you? Oh of course I did, just like Edward misses being called short. But it's not like either of us left, I just choose to never speak to you.

Miss me dork~?

It was actually funny~

It was unbearably cheesy, right?

Hahahahaha~

Wanna hear a horrible joke?
Why did Neku buy the new Sony headphones? ...Because they were NOISE CANCELLING!! *Ba dum, tssh*

I can, it seems like a "you" thing to do. *Removes hands again*

I can't believe I mixed up your nickname. *Keeps rubbing*

My name is not Twiggy. And I'm more of a drum-n-bass person than dubstep. *Removes his rubbing hands*

Twiggy twiggy~ *Rubs you* Wub wub.

Wouldn't have it any other waaay

*Sigh* *Huggles back* I'm still gonna antagonize you for no reason

Told you~ *Huggles*

My beacon of light and happiness has returned

I doubt I'd have a real smile anytime soon. If I was too good to be denied, then I'd be happy much more often. But I'm not.

*Hugs* I won't force you to smile. But I know you will sometime soon. You're too good to be denied the opportunity to be happy.

I don't want Life's permission to do anything, I just want it to stop ruining every possible amazing day I might have. So I don't want to smile since life is bad.

Life doesn't have to. You don't need your life's permission to smile. You smile cause you want to.

Life hasn't given me any reasons to smile.

A smile is the first step to it..

Because I'm not in a very cheerful mood, and I don't think I will be for a while.

Why are you sounding like such a drag. Be a lil more cheerful turty~

Well it's not like I always overlook that detail. I just don't tell you because I'm not a serious Grammar Nazi. Just be happy that I'm not insulting you for your previous mistakes, of which there were many.

Hush. You noticing my absent commas and all that.

Well it's good that you understand, and I clearly am not dumbing myself down for you. That'd be too generous. "Because I would be typing all simple like if I was calling you dumb." So don't pout, I haven't given you a reason to, yet. (Also, a comma goes after "were." I don't see why you'd be hurt if I was Turty, because I'm always Turty.)

Well I understand your jargon quite well. Or are you just calling me one of asinine set that you despise and you're dumbing down your language for me? Frankly I'd be hurt if you were, Turty. *Pouts*

What does my age have to do with anything? I would prefer a person understand what I say normally, even though some people I know are too stupid for that. But on the internet some people don't care how they type, so I don't care either. But it's not my fault if they get offended when I make fun of them for it.

Oh relax yourself sweet 16. Who care who can't pronounce big words or who doesn't understand them?

I love proving how my vocabulary is more advanced than that of the average person, but then I forget how people can't spell or can't grammar, so I have to tune it down to normal speech. (Some people I know wouldn't understand what I just said in that sentence. They're that dumb.)

I love using big words.

What is this, some sort of contest? And look at you using your big words. We're even more serious, Alphonse Elric is my one and only for all times in all worlds~

Pfft. For me it hasn't been since the 6th grade. And as serious as a cardiac infarction?

I haven't exactly been perfectly straight since the 8th Grade, it's no fun. Besides, me and Alphonse have a serious thing.

That was so perfectly un-straight turty~

I would definitely bother for you~ I'd take you in and shelter you and love you like no one else could, can, or did~ Because I love you the most, Alphonse~

If you saw a guy like me
So hollow, so cold, so unnatural
would you even bother?

Shao May is the very embodiment of cute~ But Alphonse beats her out, no contest.

It's a cute lil thing ain't it.

Oh Shao May~

Poke poke~

I see.

The less I show my feelings, the less people try to toy with them, the less I get affected by peoples' words. Coming off as insensitive has just become natural ever since I've adopted that.

I figured.

No, I'm grateful, I just don't show it often. And I'll get that to you soon, all I've got on me is oatmeal raisin.

Gee ungrateful much? Yeah sure, chocolate chip

Thanks, but it could've been done faster. Would you like a cookie?

*Rolls my eyes and puts you on your feet*

Because I'm down and I told you do. Be quick with it, I may give you a treat.

Why should I pick you up?

Oh yeah, you are the creepy doll, I guess. Now can you pick me up, floaty boy?

*Floats over you* I'm kinda a Banette for the Halloween season.

*Gets dizzy, but topples you over*

*Spins you*

Glowing with pride, too. Eh! Eeeeehhh! Well... at least you left me in a somewhat comfortable position. That's useful.

Well aren't you brimming with Confidence. Hm. *Places you on your back and leaves you there*

Oh please. Me, Nintendo games, and suck don't fit together in the same sentence. Unless the sentence is "TurtwigX does not suck at Nintendo games." Or any variations with the same meaning. But I'm playing it nice and slow so I can enjoy every bit of the game, since I regret what I did with HeartGold.

Hopefully you're not sucking at the game. *Puts you on my head*

*Keeps shoving his hands away* Not much, just worried about my music and playing Black 2 all day every day just like everyone else on this site.

*Keeps tickling your tummy* What's up.

*Swipes his fingers away* Hi hi hello, Soul.

*Tickles your tummy* Turty turty

In your dreams, maybe. I don't get rings for no one, and I don't understand why you'd be the first.

*Points to my finger*

A ring on what, exactly?

Why don't you put a ring on it first.

Not like it matters. Why don't you say hi to me more often?

Your apology is accepted.

>TurtwigX "Turtle Tricks"
>"Apologize"
TurtwigX apologized profusely!

Turty you butt, can't tell a brother from another mother hi anymore?

As are you Turty.

Oh, so we're a creepy little Banette now, I see. Ghost types are weird.

No, looks like it's just the iPhone port that I heard about. I hate mobile app games so... *sigh*
And I can't make a cake with a card. :U

Whatever it is, I WANT IT. And when I say want, I mean want someone to buy it and then lose it so I can acquire it by pure luck and fate and stuff. Yeah.
God I love TWEWY, as long as Neku doesn't go back in to the game I'm excited.

Like I said, it's currently just rumours until further proven.

Calling x Twister. I'm already loving this. Is this the speculated TWEWY sequel I've been hearing about?

Turty. Hiya. There's something going down with the TWEWY.

Kinda rumours going around. http://www.square-enix.co.jp/subaseka/ I'll just leave this here.