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The stars of Lugia's Hanter Mansion!

Lungs.

Do you smell something burning?

Lungs.

I may be, I very well may be my friend.

Great now you're broked

Do you know the morning man the morning man the morning man. Do you know the morning man that wolves up on the way.

Boop?

Dude what did you put in that clock man it's like 8 dude.

Am I really drunk am I?

How am I drunk?

Go home Chris, you're drunk.

Boop.

Boo!

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKO, WANT TO GO BOWLING!?

Yeah sounds like there is just some dust in it.

The A button and it seems I be better now it just seemed less sensitive last night.

Face button? As in A/B/X/Y or Start/Select/Home? Either way, yeah probably just some dust/dirt.

One of the face bottoms on my 3ds isn't always registering and it feels off, you think that's just dirt or dust in there and nothing worse?

You don't stay up late and guess what I'm out of town again or I'd say yeah that be great.

Just an FYI, my Re-tail is buying turnips for 210 today if you want to sell them in my town when I get home.

Me too and I wasn't even trying and you know a scarier thing I've been exersising so be afraid.

I like the time you posted that...

How will I manage that?

Forget spontaneously combusting, you are just going to implode into your own black hole.

Morning it. Is.

nope not really. Sorry.

Your face is on fire

You never combust yet.

If you keep waking up before noon you are going to spontaneously combust.

Blarga.

How would you know if I had something productive to do. Not like you ask me. Also I'll add a tally.

Up before noon? Now if you only had something productive to do.

Don't be afraid

http://dailyfailcenter.com/53965
would be for ashens

Saw you accepted my request kinda half surprised on that haha

Can I come and paint the server so you can watch paint dry?
I need to double check if I have got everything backed up and run recovery on my tower.

I'm waiting for paint to dry (OS installation).

Get back to work there before you get yelled at

BACKWARDS DISTRACTION

Yeeeeeeeeees?

***** man

Wahahahaha

Scaring you is it working?

***** you doing up before noon?

Eahahaha be afraid

Oh oh oh Tracking number oh oh oh

Oh oh oh ouya email oh oh oh

Wut? Why?

Nice, I'll probably stumble upon it at some point.

Eeyup.

There was also a similar one I saw that had the entire map of San Andreas/Liberty City and said something like "You know this entire city better than your own neighborhood"

Mines the fact that it sounds like ham

What's your favorite thing about spam everywhere? Mines spam everywhere.

Dude I will like, ask them when I get a chance but might be after they superglue you to your bed.

But they like superglue, how do you think they evolve into Magneton?

Dude not cool they magnemites don't like that man, they are gonna like kill you.

*glues your harddrives to said Magnemite*

Im don't know what your talking about man, oh look magnemite, oh what were we talking about again. OOOOOHHHHH SHINEY.

Whatever you are smoking, please flush it down the toilet before the cops arrive.

this is a message I shall leave so you have a message to read when you come back to read this message.

Blares

mmm a box of crap

If you want to see what I got in that box of random, look here (post 25).

Duuuuuuuuude, what was in that Pac Man machine?

hahaha that's frightening for him lol

It's WEEGEE tiem!

Nope it's only valid during times that it would be an actual distractions and since it was after class that is null and void. I'm sorry if your warranty didn't cover the after time coverage which you seem to believe it does. We can willingly sell you such coverage for the low cost of 5 tacos every week.

Doesn't matter when my message was sent, you posted during the time when distraction is applicable so I can respond when I see fit.

Also lolbridgeclosuresas

Sorry your a bit FREAKING LATE FOR THAT.

I've heard that last one before, I like it.

Also DIS-FREAKING-TRACTION

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

RSA, Eliptical curves, El gomal and Diffie-Hellman- Encryption methods for security purposes.

wireless has the problem that anyone can tape in and listen to your conversation.

dis·trac·tion
/disˈtrakSHən/
Noun
1. A thing that prevents someone from giving full attention to something else.
2. A diversion or recreation.

"BUG, n.: An undesirable, poorly-understood undocumented feature."
- The Devil's Dictionary to Computer Studies

No I was talking about you and the fact you've given up on wearing pants. Also I had a grandfather on my dad's side that did that.

You are eating Oreos so you already have your cookie.

I found a Lego technique you didn't know of that's scary.

Hmm, very interesting SNOT technique, haven't seen that one before.

Lady I want to do the row of saints. lADY

Actually it was my tablet but yea more or less left it on, though I was sure I logged out.

Was the regular chips not good enough lol

Free recursion

Yep feel alseep with it on, though this time around it was because when I went upstairs and left my laptop to download a steam game I forgot to close out the broweser so it's new

Space. Lady.

Lady. Space.

Alright cool. I'll get prepared once Saturday is here.

Alright, you final confirmed for working with us on Saturday.

But I'm already there.