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gotta hope that studying wil wurk

they shur ar

ohohoh
AP courses are difficult

Or probably not cuz it's an AP course.

Yeye
Hopefully she doesn't hate you
Then good marks c:

I hope mine doesn't hate me. :/
I know that feel, tho

It's enjoyable
but i think my history teacher hated me

Hm, I just enjoy it for some reaon
I dunno wai lol

Ooooh
I've always been terrible at World History for some reason idk

Nah, it's just public skewl.

ohyusschoolwork
i'm guessing it's extra curricular schooling or somethin

Doing AP work for World History
Awww yeh

nawt much i guess
blowing up things in mynecraft
you?

washup

ya it is
ya i am
ya it is
ya it is

augestis the fort is long weit
2cool4progres
1st quatr of geyme is some progress dough i guess
tohrterere of tis kind must b forbedin somwhere

Yeah augustus da forf
noman im on 1 cuz im too cool to actually progress(im only on liek da first quarter of da gaym)
It is tortortorterious

awh mane
Sucks that here Pikmin 3 comes out like August the 4th I'm pretty sure
Gotta pley the FF games (Though I'm guessing you might be on II because Firion avatr)
dous sounds torterous

Not much
Just being tortured by the fact that RotomGuy got Pimin 3 1 day early along with the fact that he got the earliest release date. And also keeping myself from playing Earthbound so I can finish dem FF games. It's torturous, d00d

not much brawh
losing my sanity at I Wanna Be The Guy
you

sup mayn

That's true
Talk to ya later, br0

I do guess it is only a matter of days

You could think of your city name and such in advance while you can, though. :3

I gotta wait til Tuesday. :I Oh well, 'tis only a matter of days.

Oh
You don't have it yet D:

Hopefully you can find a copy soon :<

I want New Leaf rite nao

Not much ahtorb
Though I did get New Leaf

I'm already terrorizing my citizens by not leaving their homes c:

sup iksrorb

so sad

;,(
is sadast storie i evr herd :c
am crieying now

also,
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

laaazy

Yeah
But liek
I have to keep it saef
or else it's not cleen candie anymore :,(

I dun care I just want 72

72 won't fit though :C
I'll have to like
put them
in ma boots or something

But I want 72 D:

Well
I don't know 72 would be too much

why 71?

yea
i have like 71 more lolipops in that bag :^)

Nice profile pice swag

And.....
Please good sir, I have prepared for this info.

Well...
see it all started with your mother...

Nope not really
I'm just mentally unstable due to this revelation

You sure...?

breathe in...
breathe out...
breathe in...
OKAY GO AHEAD

Just tell me when you're ready

I'm torn on whether I want to know or not

It gets worse, FYI

HOW DID I NEVER KNOW OF THIS
I MEAN
what

No, you're a girl...
it just involves a bunch of court cases...
...
...and surgeries...

Ohmygoodness
Don't tell me it's like- a combo of both
Why wouldn't I have noticed that

I dunno if you really want me to get into detail, it gets awkward from here on out...

Yeah, it's complicated...

WAIT
I thought
I was girl

I can't, he's already on an all-expense trip to Rome... and he said he didn't want to bring his brat son.

Tell him he's rude
Now my life isn't right anymore

I dunno your third father just wanted me to tell you.

Then...
What am I supposed to do now
I'm broked

No, you just never realized it

WHAT
Are you telling me that my life has been one huge lie

Son, I just wanted to let you know...
You're a woman.

NOT THE TEAR GAS D;

I thought you'd have guard cats or something.
Nonetheless. I'll GET MY TEAR GAS
FOR TWINKIES

Do you not remember my guard dogs?

I- guess so.
BUT HOW CAN YOU EAT ALL THOSE TWINKIES
Eventually you will fall asleep AND YOUR TWINKIES WILL BE FOR THE TAKING

so... I guess we both said something bad... I know I did xD
Anyways, I WILL CONTINUE TO EAT MY TWINKIES AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOU JERK
What will we eat when the apocalypse occurs?
WE WILL BLAME THIS ON YOU

NO I DON'T
*Noms on twinkie*

NO PLS
I mean
You have those twinkies for a reason
YOU HAVE TO SHARE

I KNEW IT, YOU'RE JUST A FAT JERK

NO IT'S NOT ONLY THE CATS I'M NOT THAT CRUEL
it's also the twinkies
And getting member number 6666 is like
what

Oh m lord you're the devil... member 6666

My cats are all you care about!

NOOOOOOOOO
You are my brother in arms
When the worlds destruction comes near, we will need to rely on you and your army of cats.

y do u hate me...

AMEN, BROTHER!!!!

WE WON'T NEED TO SUFFER LIKE WE ONCE DID
THIS IS THE TRUE AMERICAN DREAM!!!!!11!11ONe

AND WE'LL FORCE HIM TO GIVE US OUR PAST DECADE OF CRAPPY GAMES BACK!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It will.
Once everyone is a morbidly obese man in a red jumpsuit, that blue hedgehog will not know what to do.
AND THEN HE'LL BE CAUGHT

It will be praised by all, and will increase the obese:non-obese ratio in America

Lipoinsertion is the future.
It will help dreams come true.

So... lipoinsertion...

lolwut

okey #r00d mane

Just like ur faec

Actually, yeah.
That's surprisingly accurate

so lipoinsertion?

IT'S HARD.
Because I have to make it so it can do liposuction
but backwards

I bet I could still do it in a shorter amount of time...
crap

You see how long it takes to manufacture a machine where it has to replace skin with scales and make weight gain occur at a supernatural speed
Even the creators of Polybius would be scared

I call BS, that's way too long

Approximately
1 year 8 months 27 days
9 hours and 56 minutes

How long will it take, doctor?

Not to worry however
I will figure out the secret behind metamorphosis so we can become such people.

Yes, it is very depressing

It's such a sad situation, isn't it?
Only if such sadness was avoidable.
Then I wouldn't need to go sleep wondering why it wasn't me who was given that gift.

Ah, I start with crying as well, but I cry about never being able to be a morbidly obese man with incredibly skinny legs who has nothing better to do than to program robots and terrorize woodland creatures

I start off by crying over how I will never be a gigantic lizard who steals princesses and tries to burn plumbers alive.

Everything else just follows.

So how exactly do you head to sleep?