*facepalm* Are you serious, GPFTL? Hurry up and change me back. This is reeeallly annoying. And besides, I had you locked up in the closet. How on earth did you escape? But seriously, change me back. Don't make me find you and clobber you. I can only resist these good vibes for so long. *shudders* FRIENDSHIP IS MAAAAAGIIIIIIC! Oh dear lord...
Ah, my alter ego, I figured I had destroyed you. You remember our events in December, don't you? I believe you do, and remember what happened? That's right, you failed. And now you've gone away, daring not show your face around VR again. Pitiful, if I may say so myself. You're a pitiful excuse for an alter-ego.
*sigh* I suppose you've had enough of this. You'd like to return to this world after I locked you up and left you to die for that while, I suppose, am I right? Sorry, kiddo, you've been too much of a nuisance. Perhaps you may find a way back here and attempt to wreak a terrible vengeance, but it's all in vain.
Now I understand that with B/W out, you may find new allies who like Pokemon who are strong against Grass-types. I'll have you know I've created quite a reputation for myself around here since I signed up a half-year ago, so I've got allies too. But as long as your face is never seen around here, then I'm happy. Just deal with it. You've failed. Lurusu's dead, VBDS is unactive, Mario's in the league of justice, and Kalas Rey...well, I'm not so sre about that. As far as I'm concerned, he's nothing to worry about.
I suppose you get your affairs in order, since I'm ready to pull the plug on you. I've been keeping the life inside you but preventing you from ever showing up here again, but I'm fully aware that I can completely annihilate you. Destroy your existence. Of course, I'd have to bother Cat, and this is a rather trivial matter for him to be bothered with. I'll keep you alive, little ego, but you're dead as far as I or anyone else on VR is concerned.
...Dude, where have you been? I'm alone here, trying to keep the League of Evil together, while Vel's spamming on my profile and preventing me from doing anything useful. I'm gonna try an attack on /b/uizel later, but it probably won't go well.
I know what you did last summer
was a very poor movie, and I don't know anyone who liked it.
You on the other hand are going to have a long and annoying life. Because I can go on and on about ketchup bottles, then the next thing you know I'll be discussing transistor properties.
So, pretty much Beaker morphed together with G.I.R. and every episode of Sponge-Sam or whatever that show is, and high-pitch-ified.
Have fun being unable to kill yourself. We'll negotiate something later.
I'll have you know that I've become indestructible. How, you might ask? Well, we'll just say that it took a lot of determination that's incorruptible. From the other side, it's truly a terror to behold. Your annihilation will be unavoidable. Every broken enemy of ours will know that their enemy had to be invincible. Take a last look around, while you're still alive.
For I have become an indestructible master of war.
And peace.
To us.
But, uh... really. You can't stop me. I'll give you credit for your attempts all you want, but it won't be enough to take this Rotom-in-a-raptor-bot down. I've got this peace treaty here, and if you sign it, all will be right with the world.
And your lack of a brain won't go on the wall.
Hello, enemy.
Look at your sanity.
Now back to me.
Now back to your sanity, NOW BACK to me.
Sadly, you are not sane.
But if you stopped your quote "reign of tyranny", you could be sane like I am.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're hanging from a rope, with the Sanity your Sanity could've been.
What is in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It is a Shellder with 2 tickets to that Lava Pit in Hell you love.
Look again. THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIALGA!
Anything is possible when you accept a peace treaty and revive the fallen.
I'm on a Rapidash.
*whistles Pokémon Healing theme*
Excellent, minion. With GPFTW dead, that leaves only 2500 more members to go!! Soon all of Victory Road will belong to the dark lord Zork... I mean Satan.