Thanks, man, that'd be so great.
But hey, before you do, I'm making a cake to celebrate our partnership, and I need to know what flavor it should be. You like chocolate, right?
Well, there seems to be an ever-growing force of seemingly unstoppable forces. They appear to be using ordinary feelings, such as kindness and friendship, as weapons of war. I believe they're called "Bronies".
I have scheduled an alliance talk with one of the higher-ups, so that we may rule the world, at least partially. Then, once we do, we overthrow the rulers, make their soldiers our own, and set out to rule more than this puny planet.
What do you say, comrade? Use their so-called "friendship" against them?
Dude, I don't know how much more serious and real I can be.
How about this; You help me out with this, and I'll disband the League.
Forever.
That sound good?
But seriously, man, if you wanna resume peace talks, then I'm willing to listen. I want to put our silly past behind us, so we can focus on the real issues of today.
VBDS, no, for serious-ly
I'm getting quite bored with this dumb RP
I wish to make peace, and team up for more
A more difficult problem, one with hours of lore
Seriously, VBDS. There's something important I'd like to discuss with you concerning our leagues. It involves you being able to beat up a bunch of guys, so I suppose there's that for you.
Contact me when you can; I'll discuss the details with you in private.
Good evening, VBDS.
I'd like to schedule an appointment to discuss peace talks. I understand your anger towards me, this site, and the mods, but honestly, I think we can put that aside and take down the real threat to all of us. That threat will be relayed to your attention by me when the time comes.
Until then, I wish you the best.
-Vel (holy crap that was like RPing but it was SERIOUS)
Come oooooon, dude. Just give up now. It's 20-some against one.
Besides, if you give up now, I'll let you rot in the jail instead of the slow, painful torture I had in mind for you.
You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your ****ing pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a ****ing *****. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it.
HEY THERE, MISTER ****S
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
HOPE YOU LIKE SPAM CUZ YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A FUUUUUUCKLOAD OF IT
BEEP, BEEP
OH LOOK, THAT'S THE FRUCK TRUCK BACKING UP
YOU'RE FCKED, BUDDY.
He'll pass for 2,000 yar-
Waitwut
Well, how do you call yourselves evil if you don't do evil things on a regular basis? You've been inactive for a month, I've been filling up the LoG's ranks, and you're just sitting there, eating a poison mushwoom.
Latew on, we'ww conspiwe.
I blow my nose at you so-called "Dark Side" and all your silly E-vil-iths! Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person! Your mother was a Luvdisc, and your father smelt of Kebia Berries!
I don't care if you have Carmen Freaking Sandiego, you're not even evil. If you were evil, you'd at least make a half-assed attempt at conquering this site. Put some backbone into it, retard!
...Or I'll start calling you names and you won't be able to join in any Shikijika games. :3
I'll have you know that I've become indestructible. How, you might ask? Well, we'll just say that it took a lot of determination that's incorruptible. From the other side, it's truly a terror to behold. Your annihilation will be unavoidable. Every broken enemy of ours will know that their enemy had to be invincible. Take a last look around, while you're still alive.
For I have become an indestructible master of war.
And peace.
To us.
Not you, though. Because you'll be dead.
No, I was always much better than you! But while evil, you're also foolish. This will be on both of our profile pages, which all staff can see! Both a victory and a failure for us both!
Evil is overrated.
But if Scanty and Kneesocks are involved... *blushes*
But srsly your evil is just kinda stupid and clichéd. I'll take you all on with one bolt tied behind my back. Unless you give me a generous offer, of course.... How generous? You'll just have to start asking the questions if you want to find that out.