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NismoZ August 13, 2010 06:48:20 AM

Favorite own quotes
 
You know when you say something funny, but you just don't quote it because you'll look like a noob? Well, you can post funny things that you've said here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NismoZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by PGRoach
No, Chuck Norris sucks. Cpt. MacMillan pwns him.
... Although Cirno pwns them all.
Which means
Cirno > Cpt. MacMillan > Server > Everything else.
It's as simple as that. now shut up, everyone, or I will dust off my banhammer.
>:]

...But isn't Cirno baka-*shot*

That one was on another forum; PGRoach is an admin, by the way.

Jaredvcxz August 15, 2010 10:41:43 AM

14:40:19 Jaredvcxz If vel were a mod, the forums would explode. It'll be fun as hell, though.

LiteTheIronMan August 16, 2010 01:46:48 PM

New user Marbychu tries to ask users an "important question" which turns out to be the mudkipz meme. When he turns to me and leads into this question, my response is as follows:    


Quote:

14: 31:42 marbychu Lite
14: 31:52 Alakazamaster Oh boy a reference I do not get!
14: 31:52 marbychu I have a very important message for you
14: 31:54 Velociraptor78 Wait is that a Terminator quote Lite?
14: 32:03 LiteTheIronMan no, Veloci
14: 32:05 Velociraptor78 THE GAME
14: 32:13 LiteTheIronMan that's a Heavy Domination line from TF2
14: 32:14 marbychu it could be the difference between life
14: 32:17 marbychu and death
14: 32:19 LiteTheIronMan Marbychu
14: 32:25 LiteTheIronMan If it's about mudkipz I will kill you
14: 32:32 marbychu ...
14: 32:38 LiteTheIronMan And then it will indeed be the difference between life and death
14: 32:50 LiteTheIronMan Rather I will unneccesarily ban you for a week
14: 32:56 LiteTheIronMan But it's more or less the same result
14: 33:09 LiteTheIronMan I still add your ban to my kill count
14: 33:17 LiteTheIronMan :faec:

Fubab_107 August 16, 2010 02:24:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubab_107
lol

Surprised?

NismoZ August 19, 2010 12:25:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guest
D: Damn you moderators.

I made a group on Bulbagarden called The group that only I can join, and turned on the member moderation feature. A couple of mods came and posted on it, so this was my response.

Yes, my Bulbagarden username is Guest.

emperorempoleon2 August 19, 2010 01:52:34 PM

"Closer" in French    
 
Quote:

16:55:44 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:56:53 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX SENTIR VOUS DE L'INTÉRIEUR
16:57:38 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:59:01 emperorempoleon2 MON EXISTENCE EST VICIÉ
17:00:05 emperorempoleon2 VOUS ME FAIRE RAPPROCHER DE DIEU

OMGITSJAD August 19, 2010 11:05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serious Room 8/20/2010
3:01:39 Cat333Pokémon Good night, Lite
3:01:39 OMGITSJAD Good night, Lite


RotomGuy August 20, 2010 12:38:05 AM

The laffs are in my sig. Those are the ones so far anyway.

IceCreamb4Dinner August 20, 2010 05:28:23 PM

"I'm selfish,impatient and a little insecure.I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

SK August 20, 2010 06:04:03 PM

Quote:

SK: Utters

NismoZ August 22, 2010 05:38:55 PM

Quote:

[Aug 22, 21;35:58] Victory Bot A wild JC appeared!
[Aug 22, 21;36:07] NismoZ * NismoZ eats JC

LiteTheIronMan August 22, 2010 06:38:56 PM

God, I really can be so mean sometimes... but it's TUZL so it's worth it    
Quote:

19: 29:11 TUZL Lite.
19: 29:20 LiteTheIronMan No shut up
19: 29:38 TUZL That's not very nice.
19: 30:22 LiteTheIronMan It's very nice
19: 31:06 TUZL I thought Iron Man was supposed to help people.
19: 32:39 LiteTheIronMan Not annoying people

The Tropius of Tropiuses August 23, 2010 05:23:58 AM

Aug 23, 09:05:19 The Tropius of Tropius
I don't liek ded chats

Aug 23, 09:12:57 The Tropius of Tropius
WOAH THIS CHAT IS REAL DEAD

Aug 23, 09:13:03 The Tropius of Tropius
SOMONE STABED IT GOOD


:3

NismoZ August 23, 2010 12:44:52 PM

After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.

Quote:

[Aug 23, 16;36:23] GuildmasterWigglytuff BTW, I'm the only person that can say that, unless you ask to use it.
[Aug 23, 16;36:33] NismoZ YEO
[Aug 23, 16;36:38] NismoZ I SAID IT
[Aug 23, 16;36:47] GuildmasterWigglytuff *gasp*

SK August 23, 2010 12:46:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NismoZ (Post 90329)
After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.

http://www.victoryroad.net/showthrea...0326#post90326

^ Epic quote in that thread.. :faec:

Idno58 August 23, 2010 03:02:41 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alakazamaster
President James Garfield could write Latin with one hand and Greek with the other hand simultaneously.
Posted by Idno58
And then he'd take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!

LiteTheIronMan August 25, 2010 01:17:09 PM

I can be so evil sometimes.    
Quote:

14:11 :04 GuildmasterWigglytuff I'm in the mood to practice my trumpet.
14:11 :16 Alakazamaster That blows.
14:11 :19 Alakazamaster *shot*
14:11 :34 GuildmasterWigglytuff What blows Kazam.
14:11 :43 LiteTheIronMan YOU blow! >:V

RK-9 September 2, 2010 12:57:31 PM

97binky: HELP IM GIVING BIRTH
umbreonX: OMG OMG
umbreonX: PUUUUUUSH
leafeon: ^

I was playing around on my various alts on kong and this happened.

FlareonX: Red!
UmbreonX:Black!
JolteonX:Yellow!
UmbreonX: Damn, forgot green.

NismoZ September 4, 2010 02:01:51 PM

Quote:

[Sep 04, 18:00:11] NismoZ I already have attention
[Sep 04, 18:00:16] NismoZ Though more would be nice

Quadcentruo September 4, 2010 09:13:04 PM

0: 49:59 Velociraptor78 Alright, there's only 1 way to settle this
0: 50:14 Velociraptor78 We must play a round of Clue to find out the killer!
0: 50:21 Quadcentruo OBJECTION!!
0: 50:35 Quadcentruo We must play Phoenix Wright to find the real murderer

Or

0: 48:48 Quadcentruo Hmmm...
0: 48:53 Quadcentruo Chat died
0: 49:40 Quadcentruo The real murderer is none other than, ME!!!
Oh wait.
(Cookie to you if you get the reference)


Jaredvcxz September 5, 2010 09:17:19 AM

13:13:27 FLOATZEL fan ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
13:13:30 FLOATZEL fan \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
13:13:38 FLOATZEL fan ///////////////////////////////////////////////////
13:13:54 Connec10 Maybe play some Dominoes, while you're at it?
13:14:49 Jaredvcxz ||||||||||
13:14:58 Jaredvcxz /|||||||||
13:15:04 Jaredvcxz //||||||||
13:15:19 Jaredvcxz _//|||||||
13:15:31 Jaredvcxz __//||||||
13:15:40 Jaredvcxz ___//|||||
13:15:46 Jaredvcxz ____//||||
13:15:55 Jaredvcxz _____//|||
13:16:04 Jaredvcxz ______//||
13:16:13 Jaredvcxz _______//|
13:16:26 Jaredvcxz ________//
13:16:30 Jaredvcxz __________

LiteTheIronMan September 5, 2010 09:05:21 PM

I tried to look at school as a video game in order to make it more enjoyable for myself, and I realize with creeping shock that it'd be horrible: You can't speed-run it because it's real time, you could 100% it but the effort put in is ******** and the satisfaction of doing so is non-existant, and you spend the entire ...story waiting for the post-game until you figure out that it's actually more or less the same.

NismoZ September 9, 2010 10:31:08 AM

Quote:

[Sep 09, 14;26:54] NismoZ Well Apple is certainly better than Microsoft
[Sep 09, 14;27:11] NismoZ * NismoZ tries to hide fact that I'm using a Microsoft mouse right now
No really, I am using a Microsoft mouse. I prefer them to the Logitech ones, what :L

randoguy101 September 9, 2010 03:26:11 PM

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: =D
You: !=D
You: <=D
Stranger: :P
You: >=D
Stranger: >:P
Stranger: :O
You: +=D
Stranger: :E
You: %=D
Stranger: :S
Stranger: :/
You: so what kind of formula are we calculating here
Stranger: :L
Stranger: hrm
Stranger: formula of endless sexyness?
You: we seem to be assinging things to D alot
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: D:
Stranger: d[-_-]b
You: what the **** is D anyway
Stranger: idk
Stranger: D is D
You: this is the *****iest program ever
You have disconnected.
math jokes yay

NismoZ September 9, 2010 04:09:36 PM

Randoguy I had totally forgotten about Omegle until that. And now I have this quote.

Quote:

Stranger: what's your name?
You: My name is...
You have disconnected.
EDIT: More Omegle!

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: A wild DUNSPARCE appeared!
You: NismoZ used Pokeball!
You: Gotcha! DUNSPARCE was caught!
Stranger: You can't catch DUNSPARCE that easily!
Stranger: The wild DUNSPARCE used HEADBUTT!
Stranger: "You" flinched!
You: LUCARIO used Roar of Time!
You: The wild DUNSPARCE fainted!
Stranger: WAT
You: LUCARIO gained 9999 EXP!
Stranger: I mean WAT
You: I sav'd
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

emperorempoleon2 September 10, 2010 11:52:03 AM

Quote:

15:46:51 Masterge77 YOu know what, the loolization team should just make Zorua available in game when the games ome to Ameria
15:47:32 emperorempoleon2 Loolization and Ameria are my favorite words now

Jaredvcxz September 10, 2010 04:24:49 PM

20:14:10 Jaredvcxz I love how the chat has bursts of spam, then dies, then more spam, then dies, then smartness, which is then supressed by spam, then dies.

Jaredvcxz September 14, 2010 12:40:18 PM

16:37:33 Victory Bot Jaredvcxz has changed the topic to "Soda. Next person to change the topic is gay."
16:37:40 Jaredvcxz I
16:37:41 Magmaster12 no
16:37:42 Jaredvcxz WIN
16:37:45 Eagles Aww man
16:37:47 Jaredvcxz Because Bela isn't a mod

LiteTheIronMan September 15, 2010 03:17:14 PM

Quote:

[Sep 15, 16:09:24] Velociraptor78 "I am." is the shortest grammatically correct sentence in the English language.
[Sep 15, 16:09:59] GreenLiquid Well, yeah. Good luck finding a word that is also a sentence.
[Sep 15, 16:10:27] LiteTheIronMan Well
[Sep 15, 16:10:30] PokeRemixStudio Go.
[Sep 15, 16:10:31] LiteTheIronMan Technically speaking
[Sep 15, 16:10:44] LiteTheIronMan Exclamations are also grammatically correct sentences
[Sep 15, 16:11:05] LiteTheIronMan Go is also a good example, as PRS notes
[Sep 15, 16:11:28] GreenLiquid I don't think that counts as a sentence. o3o
[Sep 15, 16:11:33] GreenLiquid Ask Techno: he knows all.
[Sep 15, 16:11:38] LiteTheIronMan yes it does
[Sep 15, 16:11:56] GreenLiquid xD
[Sep 15, 16:11:57] LiteTheIronMan Telling someone to go by stating "Go" is a perfectly grammatically correct sentence
[Sep 15, 16:11:57] GreenLiquid Win.
[Sep 15, 16:12:10] GreenLiquid Oh, wait.
[Sep 15, 16:12:11] GreenLiquid Not win.
[Sep 15, 16:12:18] GreenLiquid Dinner. o3o
[Sep 15, 16:12:24] Victory Bot The wild GreenLiquid fled!
[Sep 15, 16:12:28] LiteTheIronMan also now I realize that the sentence was incorrectly yet convieniently placed
[Sep 15, 16:12:33] BlackRayquaza Techno is gettin' some. XD
[Sep 15, 16:12:50] LiteTheIronMan No... that would be your mother!

NismoZ September 18, 2010 01:56:48 PM

Quote:

[Sep 18, 17;52:30] NismoZ Okay what should I do :I
[Sep 18, 17;53:06] Amir Insult Idno.
[Sep 18, 17;53:21] NismoZ * NismoZ insults Idno
[Sep 18, 17;53:25] NismoZ Now what

Quadcentruo September 19, 2010 04:41:31 AM

I found this funny when it happened:

18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS?
18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled!


There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one:

[Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored
[Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated
[Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab
[Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I
[Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP
[Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not.
[Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345
[Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U


RotomGuy September 19, 2010 10:45:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quadcentruo (Post 101651)
I found this funny when it happened:

18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS?
18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled!


There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one:

[Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored
[Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated
[Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab
[Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I
[Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP
[Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not.
[Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345
[Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U


Lolled so hard.

Anyway:
Quote:

[Sep 19, 10;43:11] pokemoneinstein I love you
[Sep 19, 10;44:02] RotomGuy *Walks away sloooowly

NismoZ September 19, 2010 02:48:31 PM

(This is upside down by the way, taken from a chatroom on another forum)

Quote:

» (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:40 -- Private Shout to NismoZ: wut
» (report) NismoZ - 19-09-18:39 -- heyç to you too
» (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:33 -- heyç
EDIT:

Quote:

[Sep 27, 19;36:04] NismoZ He came
[Sep 27, 19;36:11] randoguy101 to this chat
[Sep 27, 19;36:35] NismoZ To agree with coteup

RotomGuy September 28, 2010 05:09:51 AM

Quote:

[Sep 28, 05;06:52] RotomGuy Lux is online :faec:
[Sep 28, 05;06:56] Victini Bot The wild Luxray13579 fled!
[Sep 28, 05;08:13] RotomGuy damn

NismoZ September 28, 2010 01:31:21 PM

Quote:

[Sep 28, 17;29:27] randoguy101 should I make a "Lunar Magic UNZIPPING" video
[Sep 28, 17;29:56] NismoZ OOH EXTRACT ALL FILES THIS IS EXCITING
EDIT:

Quote:

[Sep 29, 21;43:40] NismoZ You know what I should connect my laptop to the leftover monitor sometime
[Sep 29, 21;44:00] NismoZ Checking on VR and Bulbagarden on the same screen is too hard
EDIT:

Quote:

[Sep 30, 20;35:55] NismoZ I LAG YOU LAG WE ALL LAG FOR iLAG

emperorempoleon2 October 2, 2010 09:35:55 AM

Quote:

13:32:37 emperorempoleon2 This one guy on DeviantArt said that he wouldn't like his kids watching Regular Show because it's too vulgar
13:32:58 emperorempoleon2 Keep in mind that was in the description of a picture of Mordecai stabbing Rigby
13:33:17 emperorempoleon2 What?
13:34:20 emperorempoleon2 To make matters worse, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DREW IT
13:34:28 emperorempoleon2 Hypocrisy WIN

Jaredvcxz October 7, 2010 12:32:59 PM

16:29:55 Victini Bot Gotcha! randoguy101 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:29:59 Victini Bot Gotcha! RK-9 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:05 Victini Bot Gotcha! Fubab_107 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:06 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
16:30:06 Victini Bot Gotcha! Jaredvcxz was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild randoguy101 appeared!
16:30:16 RK-9 Can't do that jared
16:30:16 Jaredvcxz I had fun :3
16:30:18 RK-9 I said inb4kick
16:30:27 Fubab_107 K that time its your fault!
16:30:34 Jaredvcxz Well I still did it, didn't I?
16:31:01 Victini Bot The wild Fubab_107 fled!
16:31:02 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:31:12 Fubab_107 Yes but I'll still do this
16:31:25 Fubab_107 * Fubab_107 Kicks Jared physically.
16:31:50 Victini Bot A wild Jaredvcxz appeared!
16:31:53 Victini Bot A wild OMGITSJAD appeared!
16:32:03 NismoZ JAD HELP US
16:32:03 Jaredvcxz JAD'S TURN >
16:32:06 Fubab_107 JAD NO, DANGIT
16:32:07 NismoZ JARED'S GONE CRAZY
16:32:11 Fubab_107 I'm eatin here!
16:32:12 Jaredvcxz Nah I know better than that :3

emperorempoleon2 October 9, 2010 02:55:40 PM

Quote:

18:48;09 emperorempoleon2 While I was away I saw the chat died
18:48;29 emperorempoleon2 WHAT ELSE HAPPENED THAT I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT

NismoZ October 9, 2010 08:01:18 PM

This one's in screenshot form because it involves smilie spam.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7716/imadeanl.png

EDIT:

Quote:

14;44:26 NismoZ Making Ls is fun

RK-9 October 12, 2010 12:44:41 PM

(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles?
(21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight
(21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics
(21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this:
(21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever
(21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps
(21:15:05) C-los: gasp
(21:15:20) .llometry: go usa
(21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know
(21:15:25) Eeeveee: like, :o
(21:15:26) C-los: is that possible?
(21:15:29) .llometry: no
(21:15:31) Eeeveee: no.
(21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause
(21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V
(21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame
(21:15:52) C-los: but six?
(21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^
(21:15:58) Picklesword: uber
(21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers
(21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier
(21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does
(21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier.
(21:16:45) C-los: nah
(21:16:48) C-los: higher
(21:16:56) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone
(21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier
(21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low.
(21:17:12) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon
(21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo
(21:17:20) Eeeveee: now*
(21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier
(21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9
(21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on?

randoguy101 October 12, 2010 12:48:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RK-9 (Post 109463)
(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles?
(21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight
(21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics
(21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this:
(21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever
(21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps
(21:15:05) C-los: gasp
(21:15:20) .llometry: go usa
(21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know
(21:15:25) Eeeveee: like, :o
(21:15:26) C-los: is that possible?
(21:15:29) .llometry: no
(21:15:31) Eeeveee: no.
(21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause
(21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V
(21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame
(21:15:52) C-los: but six?
(21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^
(21:15:58) Picklesword: uber
(21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers
(21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier
(21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does
(21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier.
(21:16:45) C-los: nah
(21:16:48) C-los: higher
(21:16:56) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone
(21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier
(21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low.
(21:17:12) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon
(21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo
(21:17:20) Eeeveee: now*
(21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier
(21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9
(21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on?

I love you

RK-9 October 12, 2010 01:23:57 PM

Battle Log    
Battle between Kyogre_Master and Eeeveee started!

Tier: OverUsed
Variation: +15, -16
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause

Eeeveee sent out Pteradactyl! (Aerodactyl)
Kyogre_Master sent out Rotom-H!

Start of turn 1
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
Pteradactyl lost 301 HP! (99% of its health)
Pteradactyl hung on using its focus sash!
Pteradactyl is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!

Pteradactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Rotom-H fell for the taunt!

Start of turn 2
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Pteradactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Pteradactyl fainted!

Eeeveee: D:
Eeeveee sent out Machamp!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
Machamp lost 157 HP! (41% of its health)

Machamp used Payback!
It's super effective!
The foe's Rotom-H lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Rotom-H fainted!

Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: ouch

Start of turn 4
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Flygon lost 18% of its health!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Flygon used Fire Blast!
Machamp lost 114 HP! (29% of its health)

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Flygon lost 60% of its health!
The foe's Flygon became confused!

Start of turn 6
Kyogre_Master called Flygon back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Gyarados lost 16% of its health!
The foe's Gyarados became confused!

Eeeveee: CONFUSION
Eeeveee: IT BURNS
Kyogre_Master: lol

Start of turn 7
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Snorlax!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
The foe's Snorlax lost 13% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Eeeveee: AND POISON AND PARALYSE ETC

Start of turn 8
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 39% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax became confused!

The foe's Snorlax is confused!
The foe's Snorlax used Curse!
The foe's Snorlax's Attack rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Defense rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Speed fell!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Kyogre_Master: Burn burns

Start of turn 9
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 28% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Snorlax lost 8% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 27% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax fainted!

Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: Dynamic raeg

Start of turn 11
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
Eeeveee: WATCH AS YOU SWITCH.
The foe's Breloom lost 35% of its health!
The foe's Breloom became confused!

The foe's Breloom's Toxic Orb activated!
The foe's Breloom was badly poisoned!

Start of turn 12
Kyogre_Master called Breloom back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 34% of its health!

Eeeveee: 3:

Start of turn 13
The foe's Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
The foe's Gyarados's Attack rose!
The foe's Gyarados's Speed rose!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 31% of its health!

Start of turn 14
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Machamp lost 110 HP! (28% of its health)
Machamp fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!

Kyogre_Master: swish

Start of turn 15
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Alakazam lost 252 HP! (100% of its health)
Alakazam fainted!
The foe's Gyarados fainted!

Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)

Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!

Start of turn 16
The foe's Flygon used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
WarMachine lost 234 HP! (77% of its health)

WarMachine used Meteor Mash!
The foe's Flygon lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Flygon fainted!

Eeeveee: oh come on
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!

Start of turn 17
Eeeveee called WarMachine back!
Eeeveee sent out Electivire!

The foe's Breloom used Spore!
Electivire fell asleep!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!

Start of turn 18
Electivire is fast asleep!

The foe's Breloom used Substitute!
The foe's Breloom made a substitute!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!

Start of turn 19
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Electivire is fast asleep!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
Electivire lost 292 HP! (100% of its health)
Electivire fainted!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out Darklight! (Umbreon)

Start of turn 20
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Darklight used Payback!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute took the damage!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Darklight lost 394 HP! (100% of its health)
Darklight fainted!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)

Start of turn 21
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
WarMachine used Earthquake!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute faded!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
WarMachine lost 67 HP! (22% of its health)
WarMachine fainted!

Kyogre_Master won the battle!
Eeeveee: Fail.
Kyogre_Master: gg
Eeeveee: D:

SpikyEaredPichu96 October 12, 2010 11:41:17 PM

Um, I'm not sure if this counts or not, but I remember last halloween, my brother was talking about what kind of candy he'd gotten at the last house we'd went to, and, wanting to be funny, I said....

"I got a rock."

Cookie if anyone gets the refference.

Jaredvcxz October 13, 2010 03:16:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpikyEaredPichu96 (Post 109655)
Um, I'm not sure if this counts or not, but I remember last halloween, my brother was talking about what kind of candy he'd gotten at the last house we'd went to, and, wanting to be funny, I said....

"I got a rock."

Cookie if anyone gets the refference.

Charlie Brown Halloween.

NismoZ October 13, 2010 12:56:38 PM

Quote:

[Oct 13, 16;55:00] TreacherousVixenn Mee...ow?
[Oct 13, 16;55:11] NismoZ BARK BARK BARK

SpikyEaredPichu96 October 13, 2010 04:13:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 109665)
Charlie Brown Halloween.

Yup. *Hands Jared cookie.

Alakazamaster October 15, 2010 10:21:30 PM

Quote:

2:20:18 Alakazamaster Talking about competitive Pokemon is nice, but sleeping is nice too.

Jaredvcxz October 16, 2010 06:19:48 AM

10:16:52 RK-9 http://www.victoryroad.net/showpost....71&postcount=7
10:19:06 Jaredvcxz Yo dawg I heard you like posts so RK-9 put a forum post in his chat post so you can lol while you rofl

RK-9 October 19, 2010 02:25:54 PM

17:58:03 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 13 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:29 Velociraptor78 STOP APPEARING
17:58: 40 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:58: 49 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 53 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:53 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:59:01 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 09 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 16 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 26 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59:35 RK-9 ... Oops
17 39 RK-9 I broke it.

also


Battle between Doom and Eeeveee started!

Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause

Eeeveee sent out Aerodactyl!
Doom sent out Zekuromu!
The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!

Start of turn 1
Aerodactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Zekuromu fell for the taunt!

The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 300 HP! (99% of its health)
Aerodactyl hung on using its focus sash!

Start of turn 2
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Doom's team!

The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Aerodactyl fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Metagross!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 104 HP! (34% of its health)

Metagross used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 93% of its health!

The foe's Zekuromu calmed down!
The foe's Zekuromu became confused!
The foe's Zekuromu's taunt ended!

Start of turn 4
The foe's Zekuromu is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 6% of its health!
The foe's Zekuromu fainted!

Metagross used Earthquake!
But there was no target...

Eeeveee: Hulk be smashin'.
Doom sent out Reshiramu!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Reshiramu!

The foe's Reshiramu has Turbo Blaze!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
The foe's Reshiramu's Fire Jewel raised Blue Flame's power!
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 197 HP! (65% of its health)
Metagross fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Machamp!

Start of turn 6
The foe's Reshiramu used Cross Flame!
Machamp lost 237 HP! (62% of its health)

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 54% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu became confused!

Start of turn 7
The foe's Reshiramu is confused!
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
Machamp lost 144 HP! (37% of its health)
Machamp fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!

Start of turn 8
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu fainted!

Eeeveee: This is what happens when I switch off my /sametier thing
Doom sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyogre!

The foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!
Eeeveee: AAAAARGHH

Start of turn 9
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 53% of its health!

The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Ring!
The foe's Kyogre surrounded itself with a veil of water!

Rain continues to fall!
Aquaring restored the foe's Kyogre's HP.
The foe's Kyogre restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 46% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Rayquaza!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Rayquaza!

The foe's Rayquaza has Air Lock!

Start of turn 11
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Rayquaza lost 75% of its health!
The foe's Rayquaza fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Mewtwo!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Mewtwo!

Start of turn 12
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Eeeveee: </3
The foe's Mewtwo lost 31% of its health!

The foe's Mewtwo used Me First!
But it failed!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Mewtwo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 13
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
The foe's Mewtwo lost 62% of its health!
The foe's Mewtwo fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Arceus-Drago! (Arceus-Dragon)
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Arceus-Drago!

Eeeveee: Oh damn

Start of turn 14
Alakazam used Psychic!
Eeeveee: Luck runs out here
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 57% of its health!

The foe's Arceus-Drago used Spacial Rend!
The attack of the foe's Arceus-Drago missed!

Rain continues to fall!
Eeeveee: LOL OUTSPEED
Eeeveee: AND MISS

Start of turn 15
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 30% of its health!
The foe's Arceus-Drago fainted!

Eeeveee won the battle!
Eeeveee: Win.
Doom: you win.


UBER FAIL

SK October 19, 2010 06:05:41 PM

Quote:

SpikyEaredPichu96: Fingers still crossed (Gonna go numb soon)
GrassPokemonFTW: SEP, cross your toes then.
JC: Or your eyes...
SK: Or your.. Nevermind
GrassPokemonFTW: Or your shoulders. (Ouch...)
GrassPokemonFTW: .....SK!!!!!!!!!!
SK: :faec:
GrassPokemonFTW: *flails arms*

emperorempoleon2 October 21, 2010 01:57:30 PM

Quote:

17:54:14 Dragiiin123 There was this hyper-reallistic looking mickey walking down a killed children
17:54:35 emperorempoleon2 Mickey what?
17:54:40 emperorempoleon2 Mickey from the Tony Basil song?

isbragg October 21, 2010 10:27:34 PM

There was a time when I was sitting at my computer with thoughts of my cell phone's weak battery going through my head. One of my cats, Phill, decided he wanted attention and meowed at me. I look at him and randomly say...
Quote:

It only lasts three hours, Pikachu.
I was referencing how much talk time my phone gets on a full charge.

NismoZ October 25, 2010 03:57:05 PM

Quote:

[Oct 25, 19;54:59] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Oct 25, 19;55:00] Victini Bot The wild iggnsthe fled!
[Oct 25, 19;55:01] Victini Bot A wild iggnsthe appeared!
[Oct 25, 19;55:02] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Oct 25, 19;55:21] NismoZ Oh look, nothing happened with site chat then

emperorempoleon2 October 29, 2010 01:04:28 PM

Quote:

16:58;54 emperorempoleon2 Now the world will forever know that Vel thought the Grifter existed
17:01;12 iggnsthe Empoleon, now people on the forums are going to know that _I_ exist D:
17:01;27 emperorempoleon2 You exist?

NismoZ October 29, 2010 04:49:49 PM

Quote:

[Oct 29, 20;48:59] NismoZ Because cool people make their own avatars
Quote:

[Oct 30, 10:00:56] Mario Master 12345 I shall play Final Fantasy IV and you can't stop me!
[Oct 30, 10:03:53] Victini Bot The wild Mario Master 12345 fled!
[Oct 30, 10:05:07] NismoZ * NismoZ takes MM's FFIV cartridge and replaces it with a FFIII cartridge
[Oct 30, 10:05:14] NismoZ Now I stopped you

emperorempoleon2 October 30, 2010 02:59:15 PM

Quote:

18:39:33 RK-9 've already played VVVVVVV
18:39:58 emperorempoleon2 THEN YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THAT IT'S ONLY 6 V'S

Quadcentruo October 31, 2010 05:32:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quadcentruo (Post 102498)
What are your thoughts on spoilers in video games?
Did I already ask you that?
If so... I don't know where I was going with that.
Do you know where I was going with that?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi648 (Post 103476)
1. If people want to post them and read them, I don't see a problem with that. For games I am interested in I try to avoid them though, more fun to find out things myself.
2. No
3. ???
4. Profit




Thank you short-term memory loss.

NismoZ November 2, 2010 12:17:36 PM

Quote:

[Nov 02, 16;14:22] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Nov 02, 16;14:23] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;14:35] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;14:51] NismoZ obai ohai ohai Saber
[Nov 02, 16;15:06] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Nov 02, 16;15:07] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;15:19] NismoZ obai ohai Saber

Leaftail November 6, 2010 11:19:39 PM

3:13:10 Kurusu Lapras http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
3:13:14 Kurusu Lapras Fireworks exploding out of your boobs is a serious medical condition.

Luxray13579 November 6, 2010 11:41:54 PM

Oh gosh Kuru, I showed you that video. Xl

I was talking about the football game on Friday. I hate football BTW.

1:36:46 Luxray13579 My mom was all excited and I just said, "Who's playing?" and then she said, "Calgary" And I said, "Oh, Fubab's home team, think we'll beat 'em?"
1:37:04 Luxray13579 She just said, "No we lose by 4 at the end all the time"

LiteTheIronMan November 7, 2010 12:39:37 PM

[Nov 07, 13: 37:28] Magmaster12 Did you know that as you get older your taste buds start dieing?
[Nov 07, 13: 37:41] LiteTheIronMan Mag did you know as you get older you start dying?

randoguy101 November 8, 2010 06:47:28 PM

Spoiler Alert:    
Quote:

Originally Posted by randoguy101 (Post 73500)
I came










































to this thread

















in a fur suit


NismoZ November 9, 2010 04:51:18 PM

Quote:

[Nov 09, 20;48:34] NismoZ REVERSE NINJA'D

Jaredvcxz November 13, 2010 04:01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLagALot (Post 11305931)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 11308485)
I want to be him when I grow up o.o

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLagALot (Post 11308502)
>implying you'll ever grow up

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 11308509)
Go rape a dingo, *****.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLagALot (Post 11308518)
:rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 11308533)
Seriously, **** you. I've tried being nice to you, hoping you'd stop bothering me. But obviously you're too much of an ******* to just leave people alone, and always feels the need to insult me every chance you get. I didn't want to resort to this, but I'm putting you on my ignore list. Don't expect that to change any time soon.


NismoZ November 16, 2010 04:27:21 PM

Quote:

[Nov 16, 20;23:48] NismoZ JAD USES SITE CHAT NOW <3

Jaredvcxz November 26, 2010 02:54:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kora04 (Post 11440123)
So...

I like a certain type of reptile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 11441463)
Is it my *****?

Oh yeah.

RK-9 November 26, 2010 03:55:24 PM

19:46:44 Blues Wow, for the last hour
19:46:54 Blues I've been reading that link RK-9 posted
19:47:03 Blues "You shouldn't have done that".
19:47:10 GreenLiquid What link?
19:47:19 Blues And I now wish I hadn't x_x
19:47:31 Blues www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net
19:47:48 RK-9 You shouldn't have read that


I am wat

emperorempoleon2 November 28, 2010 06:59:23 AM

Quote:

10:44:42 Victini Bot Jaredvcxz has changed the topic to "It's over 8,000"
10:55:44 emperorempoleon2 emperorempoleon2 has changed the topic to "NO IT ISN'T JARED IT'S TILL ONLY 7,999.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999!"
You are wat

Quadcentruo November 29, 2010 12:02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quadcentruo (Post 89186)
If they could put Jigglypuff in SSB then they could easily make Phoenix Wright in SSB.

I'd like a revision - If they could put Jigglypuff in SSB then they could easily put any character in SSB.

Jaredvcxz December 14, 2010 03:34:20 PM

I reported a post of a guy who constantly trolls me. I'm probably going to get an infraction or worse, but I really don't care.

Quote:

Will someone tell this guy to quit being a ****head? Seriously, somehow every post I make no matter how intelligent or helpful I try to make it is wrong while these *******s constantly follow me around to insult me getting a free pass on it.

Sure I may have been the instigator here, but this is not an isolated incident. I can show goldreds of times where this has happened. I doubt you lazy *******s even care what goes on here, do you? For all I know, you could be encouraging them.

In fact, this also happens to a number of other users. Namely Venom, Ghost55, and Console hater. They're basically in the same place as me. No matter what they try to say, half the replies will be senseless trolling, and you guys won't do **** until the last minute so you can play hero. If you guys don't step up and actually do your job in OT, you'll just have more and more members leaving, and we can't have that now can we?

Also, why don't you take a look at the staff here and learn something? http://www.victoryroad.net/?styleid=20 You guys could use all the help you can get.

Idno58 December 14, 2010 03:39:29 PM

Wow, Jared, I'm proud of you, brah. Seriously, not kidding. That's awesome. I could never do... some... oh, wait.

But seriously, way to stand up for yourself.

Jaredvcxz December 15, 2010 10:58:57 AM

The moderators are ignoring me. Very unnerving.

Quadcentruo December 18, 2010 02:40:37 PM

Good job Jared. I guess that is why you are an assist mod. Make sure to give all trolls hell!

Jaredvcxz December 23, 2010 05:22:38 PM

21:14:01 Jaredvcxz JAD is so awesome he's an admin.
21:14:08 OMGITSJAD Maybe :I
21:14:25 Luxray13579 Peut-etre
21:14:51 Jaredvcxz Your name is maroon because it is stained with all the blood and effort you have put into this forum. :salute:

NismoZ December 25, 2010 10:17:23 AM

Quote:

[Dec 25, 14;14:04] JC VRC is too slow.
[Dec 25, 14;14:13] NismoZ Yes I know JC
yay for being against VRC

emperorempoleon2 December 25, 2010 10:47:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emperorempoleon2 (Post 126327)
A nightmare on Christmas Eve is like chocolate buried inside of dog crap: It's horrifying, but once you're done, it's sweet.

My step-grandma's puppy was running around in my room throughout the night, so that might have influenced this nightmare a little. (I think that my new electric blanket might've as well.)

Two people who can't stand me (A kid from school we call "Sleepy" and my sister's friend, whom I call "A troll") were at my house (No reason specified.). I wanted to check out floatzel.net, so I typed it in...

And it was too slow.

I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe Google can offer a faster link." So I Googled the site, and clicked on the first link I saw, which was shown by Google to be a direct link to floatzel.net.

What I got, however, was a site showing a horrific pornographic image of Dr. Rockso the Rock 'n Roll Clown from Metalocalypse that apparently downloaded viruses. I was able to close some of the virus boxes (AVG didn't alert me, presumably because the viruses were too recent) and halt the download of a rogue AV Program, but once I got to something that was too hard to delete and made horrific noises, I grabbed my DSi and tried to look something up on how to delete it.

Since the two people with me hated me with every fiber of my being, one of them grabbed my DSi, turned it off, and hid it from me. The other one pressed and held the power button on my computer modem.

I was able to turn it back on, but there was no "Select User" screen. (I usually have two usernames, one for leisure and one for maintenance.) My desktop, which was originally cluttered with icons and had a Matrix Shaymin as the background, had 7 or so icons on it and had a blank blue background. Before I could do anything, a Windows 7 error message popped up. This struck me as odd, as I still use XP for everything. It had four radio buttons and a message that said, "I have just rescued you and I am kneeling before you." I clicked OK, hoping to find out whatever this virus wanted. Another message popped up with the same design, without radio buttons.

"And now you are raping me." This disturbed me too much to keep clicking OK.

I closed the message.

A new message popped up, but it didn't look like it belonged in any OS I've ever seen. It was all black, with some weird, glitchy-looking lines going through it. There was an OK button, like usual, but this was DEFINITELY not natural inside computers.

The message came with electric-sounding screaming noises that were extremely loud and would not stop looping. It was painful to my ears, so much so that I had to mute the speakers. The noise seemed to linger for a few seconds before fading into static, and finally muting, as was the original intent. I stared at the message, scared out of my wits, for the last five seconds before my step-grandma's puppy licked my face and woke me up at what looked like 5 AM. I went to sleep, or at least tried to, with the message in the final box burned into my head until I was woken up by my sister so I could open my presents:

"The band marches on."

I have a tendency to write down summaries of my nightmares as if they were creepypasta, so I have to assure you at this point that this story is definitely NOT a creepypasta, this was an ACTUAL nightmare that I had last night.

IT'S MY ****ING NIGHTMARE

Jaredvcxz December 27, 2010 05:18:57 AM

Here's an update to my battle with SirLagALot


http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4954/fagalot.png

shanti1070 January 7, 2011 01:50:47 AM

Fave Quotes
 
None is born for you but you can make someone to live for you,
live the life such a way that others love to live for you..:D

RK-9 January 8, 2011 07:23:40 PM

23:21:43 Lucaria I talk in Wi-Fi a lot, RK. So, that's why.
23:21:59 RK-9 Also @Lucaria
23:22:02 RK-9 ACTIVE
23:22:05 RK-9 NOT MOST CHAT POSTS
23:22:09 RK-9 AACCCTIVVVEEE
23:22:11 RK-9 you have 1 post.
23:22:12 RK-9 :v
23:22:15 Lucaria :I

emperorempoleon2 January 9, 2011 07:07:33 AM

Quote:

10:59:44 Cat Meow?
11:00:58 RK-9 hey Cat333pokemon cut in a third
11:01:10 RK-9 pokémon***
11:01:33 emperorempoleon2 Cat1/3
11:01:42 emperorempoleon2 33%Cat
11:01:45 emperorempoleon2 YOU ARE NOW C

LiteTheIronMan February 6, 2011 07:27:47 PM

Relevant bump

[Feb 06, 20:18:25] Cat333Pokémon Warning: a little weird: http://www.victoryroad.net/album.php...pictureid=3767
[Feb 06, 20:19:55] iggnsthe Hmm...
[Feb 06, 20:20:13] Cat333Pokémon Refresh to see my comment
[Feb 06, 20:20:43] Victini Bot A wild Shade appeared!
[Feb 06, 20:20:44] LiteTheIronMan it's a sign from extraterrestrial life
[Feb 06, 20:20:47] LiteTheIronMan they hate VRIM
[Feb 06, 20:20:50] LiteTheIronMan that's what it says
[Feb 06, 20:20:55] iggnsthe I don't see it, is it the one in the active window?
[Feb 06, 20:21:05] LiteTheIronMan extraterrestrial life is apparently composed entirely of gay lawyers
[Feb 06, 20:21:08] LiteTheIronMan Zing!!
[Feb 06, 20:21:10] Cat333Pokémon Haha

Jaredvcxz February 19, 2011 06:16:59 AM

10:11:53 Jaredvcxz Ok my MC server is on
10:12:15 Jaredvcxz I had to turn off the computer because Ubuntu froze when I tried to switch users
10:12:25 Jaredvcxz LINUX? HAVING ERRORS? BLASPHEMY
10:12:47 Jaredvcxz And the other day I had to restart for updates
10:12:59 Jaredvcxz Holy crap
10:13:04 Jaredvcxz Everything I know is a lie
10:13:16 Jaredvcxz SHADE ARE YOU REALLY HUMAN?
10:13:33 Shade Are you?
10:13:33 JC Shade's an Umbreon
10:13:48 Jaredvcxz Nope. I'm the most intelligent spambot created.
10:14:48 Jaredvcxz quack
10:14:58 Jaredvcxz quack quack I'm a duck
10:15:23 Jaredvcxz Even though I'm the most intelligent spambot, that's not really saying much
10:15:34 Jaredvcxz OOH LOOK A MUSHROOM

emperorempoleon2 March 14, 2011 03:45:07 PM

randoguy101* @ 6:16:34pm: why did I have two VRIMs open to the same room
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:20:38pm: Because you wanna 3-way with the internet
randoguy101* @ 6:20:59pm: brb
randoguy101* @ 6:21:07pm: having a LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:38pm: That is a long LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:56pm: Must have been a helluva lotta foreplay

Jaredvcxz March 15, 2011 12:03:13 PM

Me:
Herro
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
HERRO
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know. I'm different.
God:
How do you know it? All people seem the same to me.
Me:
Nazi.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pie. But I dislike pie.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it? What do you like?
Me:
It's gay.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Because I'm me.
God:
That makes sense to me. That is a tautology.
Me:
I know, bro.
God:
How do you know? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I just do.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Ha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE *****
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
You would know.
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
Do you know the meaning of Pi?
God:
PI = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169039937 5 approximately.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok I won't.
God:
Why not? Excuse me!
Me:
YOU JUST TOLD ME NOT TO
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
*****
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Lesbian.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Watwat
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
watwatwat
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You.
God:
" What do you look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHUT THE **** UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

Jaredvcxz May 3, 2011 12:40:36 PM

7dewott8 @ 4:38:07pm: Who want's to go troll hunting?
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:25pm: YAY I FOUND ME

Jaredvcxz May 3, 2011 12:43:07 PM

7dewott8 @ 4:38:07pm: Who want's to go troll hunting?
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:25pm: YAY I FOUND ME

Jaredvcxz June 18, 2011 02:44:35 PM

7dewott8 @ 6:37:43pm: casn you do that rainbow thing
Furryvcxz @ 6:38:17pm: What rainbow thing?
7dewott8 @ 6:38:35pm: *dewott claps
Masterge77 @ 6:39:31pm: How do you do that rainbow thing Furry? I wanna do it too!
Furryvcxz @ 6:39:57pm: I have a program that I found online and I have no clue who made it but it works so I won't complain
7dewott8 @ 6:40:08pm: He has a program that does it for him I think


7dewott8 @ 6:40:30pm: Why not link it?
Furryvcxz @ 6:40:53pm: No clue where it's linked at
7dewott8 @ 6:41:08pm: okay
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:11pm: The title bar says Time Traveler's Textor.
7dewott8 @ 6:41:23pm: ah
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:28pm: But when I googled it I got a post by Randoguy on raocow's forum.
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:32pm: wtf

7dewott8 June 18, 2011 05:26:00 PM

Light Espeon @ 9:19:38pm: Um...it's only 6:20 here...
Jenova @ 9:19:51pm: Light, it's called time zones
.name//Technomancer @ 9:19:54pm: Seven fifteen...
7dewott8 @ 9:19:58pm: It's 9:18 here


7dewott8 @ 8:46:42pm: @tech yeah I am a girl.
.name//Technomancer @ 8:47:39pm: Awesome. D: Seems like there aren't enough girls on VR. <.<
Jenova @ 8:47:51pm: That's because there aren't

Armed Floatzel June 24, 2011 02:05:57 AM

alternateshadow300 @ 658pm: lol, there's a shirt, a pair of jeans, a pair of socks and a pair of shoes across the street from where I live

Armed Floatzel @ 644pm: it's the remains of someone who lost The Game

7dewott8 June 28, 2011 03:31:57 PM

7dewott8 @ 7:26:22pm: Also, the transformers at dollar general are crappy. Can someone get freeze to fix that?

Jaredvcxz July 1, 2011 12:35:49 PM

Glitchy Furrystuff @ 4:33:29pm: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...2jhfo1_500.gif This is me
Jaredvcxz @ 4:33:43pm: You have stupid hair.

Jaredvcxz July 19, 2011 05:25:21 AM

Masterge77 @ 9:21:59am: I have the feeling that something bad is going to happen to the video game industry in a few months
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:26am: Yeah
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:36am: The Wii-U will be released

LucarioMario August 2, 2011 06:15:40 PM

TurtwigX @ 10:12:51pm: Crush 40 makes everything more epic
LucarioMario @ 10:12:59pm: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^

mariothecellist August 2, 2011 07:09:40 PM

Not on a forum, but I'll still post it.

My family and I were at a restaurant and talking about how Billy Mays had died a few years ago. We started using commercials to describe his predicament.

"He's been Slap Chopped!" "He's been Oxy-Cleaned from the earth."

Then I said "He's fallen and he can't get up."

Yep, I'm a noob :)

SyracuvatTenlii August 2, 2011 07:40:04 PM

My first day on the forum--
Quote:

Originally Posted by SyracuvatTenlii
Why can't I post anything yet? Do I need to wait until my profile gets cleared or something?
Quote:

Originally Posted by PHANTOMxTRAINER
Have you gotten the confirmation email yet?
Quote:

Originally Posted by SyracuvatTenlii
...FACEPALM.




Jaredvcxz August 3, 2011 05:47:56 AM

Quote:

I hope my parents realize Obama can't hear them yelling at him on the TV...

7dewott8 August 3, 2011 06:17:31 PM

I was being annoyed by the moths that flew at my glass window so I told everyone (in RP) about it and...

A'bom* @ 9:48:29pm: There's a technical term for that, but I forget what it is.
7dewott8 @ 10:01:33pm: Is it... Fly to lights?

Misty August 4, 2011 02:17:10 AM

Personal Quotes
 
Misty: I like your blue dog!
Kirsty: ...What?
Misty: I said, I like your blue dog.
Kirsty: ..What blue dog?
Misty: Your blue d---... OH! I meant bag!

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Misty: Whachu watchin'~?
Mother: Piranha 2.
Misty: OH! Pirhanha 2? Is that the movie with Piranha in it?
Mother: ... Run that by me again?
Misty: Is that th---..Oh. o///o;

Jaredvcxz August 4, 2011 03:51:43 AM

PHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:15:03am: topic PHANTOMxTRAINER's Party
PHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:17:12am: brb
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:45am: topic change fail?
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:53am: And brb fail?

PHANTOMxTRAINER August 4, 2011 10:40:59 PM

lol, i didn't notice. ^


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