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Magmaster12 May 6, 2011 03:46:51 PM

Pokémon Horoscopes
 
In case you havn't noticed sometimes the TV will tell you your pokemon horoscope for the month you were born in.

I was born in August so I'm a Braviary

Ultimazone May 6, 2011 04:20:40 PM

Freaking Alomomola. And I yet again point out to anyone who doesn't get this:

Luvdisc is a heart

Alomomola is a Mola Mola fish that just looks like Luvdisc

RK-9 May 6, 2011 05:05:27 PM

SAWSBUCK YES

LucarioMario May 6, 2011 05:45:18 PM

February. So I get Simipour, then.

snivy May 6, 2011 05:49:31 PM

Alomomomola. Dang.

Sableyed May 6, 2011 05:55:37 PM

Uh, Are we just going by months? Why not line things up with the actual astrological calender?

AnathemA May 6, 2011 07:21:42 PM

Afro FTW. May FTW.

The Spirit of Time May 7, 2011 01:52:40 AM

Mine is Lampent since I am born in October.

Leaftail May 7, 2011 03:12:54 AM

Arceus, all these pokemon suck except for Braviary. Also there are a lot of typoes on that poll...

Imma Scolipede.

...How the heck are there so many Alomomolas?

Shadow May 7, 2011 03:47:15 AM

According to the poll, my Pokémon horoscope is Klink. Isn't there any explanation as to how these horoscopes relate to a person?

(By the way, I fixed the typos in the poll.)

Magmaster12 May 7, 2011 04:26:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow (Post 158377)
According to the poll, my Pokémon horoscope is Klink. Isn't there any explanation as to how these horoscopes relate to a person?

I actually have no clue, I think on the TVs in B/W they talk about it a lot.

TheTreecko May 7, 2011 05:57:44 AM

Sawsbuck...

Heck yes .

Armads May 7, 2011 06:15:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BW TV
If you were born in October, your sign is Lampent! You have good sense and are a very balanced person! You make evenhanded choices. Try to show an enthusiastic spirit, and all will be well!

What's the lucky item for a Lampent sign?

Weeell... Carry a Choice Scarf! It's fashionable, and you will shine as you attack with only one move!

^ Yeah, they give a short something like that for each sign. Mine was October so I got this.

Alakazamaster May 7, 2011 01:03:25 PM

AM I THE ONLY ONE HAPPY TO GET ALOMOMOLA? : D

Seriously, the hate for that thing is completely unjustified! I find it to be one of the better additions to Pokemon, myself.

Kirby-Chan May 7, 2011 01:31:00 PM

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-august.png

Woo! I am Braviary. The description pretty much fits my personality. Except what is restrain means? 8(

Alakazamaster May 7, 2011 03:30:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby-Chan (Post 158468)
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-august.png

Woo! I am Braviary. The description pretty much fits my personality. Except what is restrain means? 8(

It means to hold back a little bit, like don't be so intense. XD Also, where did you find that image? Are there ones for the other months? : >

AuraKshatriya May 7, 2011 06:27:08 PM

@ Kazam: Here's the Alomomola from the same site as that Braviary

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-march.png

This is the Western Zodiac equivalent, which would be Aries, represented by Whimsicott:

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-aries.png

The Chinese Zodiac equivalent for you (and anyone else born in 1995) is the boar, or pig, represented by Grumpig:

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-pig.png

People born in 1994 (Like Lite) would be a Dog [Herdier], 1993 (Like PRS and Ditto) would be a rooster [Blaziken], 1990 (Like Cat, GM, KYA, and Yoshi) would be the horse [Ponyta], and so on.

Shiny May 7, 2011 07:22:39 PM

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-february.png

I honestly don't understand where they get most of the Pokemon for the horoscopes. The only Pokemon I could understand belonging in that specific month are Winter. Sawsbuck for January, and Lampent for October.

I don't like Simipour.... It looks like a really creepy anthro. ><

lucarioLOVER May 8, 2011 12:02:45 AM

why my birthday are on January?i hate sawsbuck

AlmightyCofagrigus May 8, 2011 08:30:23 AM

fraxure. am i really the only december?

[TRDRS]PokeTrader May 9, 2011 06:45:12 AM

I'm a Crustle! I'm glad to be one because they're really cool and are awesome in the Metagame!

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-july.png
^All of this is true for me!^

LiteTheIronMan May 9, 2011 08:21:55 PM

Uhhh. Fraxure.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-december.png

See that? I. Can. Do. ANYTHING. This includes, but is most definitely not limited to, world domination, ass-kicking, flying, living forever, willing things to explode, and your mother. And I've got "admirable abilities." Which pertains to said things I'm able to do I'm sure.

And I don't need to be polite. >:I

If the horoscopes were translated into the real-life Western Zodiac, I would be Capricorn, which would be:

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-january.png

This guy looks stupid and it gets burned a lot. By my Emboar. :I

Oh well what's it say.

"Honest and serious/would never betray friends"? You people should trust me more often. (after all I am an admin right). "Try to be big-hearted"? Figuratively or literally? I'm curious.

Shadow May 10, 2011 10:01:30 AM

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-june.png

-Yes, I am curious and I often butt into things which are not related to me.
-I'll leave people to decide if I am knowledgeable or not (although my in-real-life friends regard me as being like that).
-That's actually true; I tend to feel hurt or angry relatively quickly, so I should try to be more enduring and less vulnerable.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-gemini.png
This is 100% true! I occasionally over-criticize someone/something without realizing that I need to tone it down. I just believe I'm being honest in that way.

By the way, these horoscopes are really accurate, at least in my situation. I'm really surprised how the descriptions match my character - were they developed after research or studies? I thought they were just made as a fun addition.

Idno58 May 10, 2011 11:40:06 AM

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-may.png

Well, I am quite the gentleman.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-taurus.png

That's pretty nice. Much better than my old Zodiac, Gemini. I hate those kind of people.

Now for my Chinese Zodiac.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-rat.png

Rats are pretty cool. They can survive just about anything, they can swim really far, and they make nice pets. Not as good as millipedes, though. I hope they make a millipede pokemon.

LucarioMario May 10, 2011 01:32:08 PM

So, let's see what this says.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-february.png

This is kind of accurate, I think. I should check out the other two zodiacs as well.

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-pisces.png

That is actually very accurate. Plus Basculin pwns. :P

http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-ox.png

I do agree with a few things, but this says I'm responsible when my Western zodiac says I'm irresponsible (Well, I do have the bad habit of procrastinating on a ton of things. :P Probably should work on that...), plus I'm not really possessive and intolerant. I think my Western zodiac is a tad more accurate.

isbragg May 12, 2011 08:59:02 PM

I was born in September, so I'm a Gothorita. Truth is, according to what the game says about it, Gothorita =/= me. I've never been too terribly interested in horoscopes, anyway.

Zukumichiri July 2, 2011 03:11:15 PM

I'm Lampent. :3
I think the only thing I have against Alomomola is the fact that it's not the evolved form of Luvdisc. I mean, they look EXACTLY alike.
It would've been awesome if Almomola was the evolution of Luvdisc, but, whatever. :S

7dewott8 July 3, 2011 08:25:31 AM

I am scolipede.
One thing that I am curious about is why I like it so much. But It's also quite accuate, really.http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-november.png


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