Pokémon Horoscopes
In case you havn't noticed sometimes the TV will tell you your pokemon horoscope for the month you were born in.
I was born in August so I'm a Braviary |
Freaking Alomomola. And I yet again point out to anyone who doesn't get this:
Luvdisc is a heart Alomomola is a Mola Mola fish that just looks like Luvdisc |
SAWSBUCK YES
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February. So I get Simipour, then.
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Alomomomola. Dang.
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Uh, Are we just going by months? Why not line things up with the actual astrological calender?
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Afro FTW. May FTW.
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Mine is Lampent since I am born in October.
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Arceus, all these pokemon suck except for Braviary. Also there are a lot of typoes on that poll...
Imma Scolipede. ...How the heck are there so many Alomomolas? |
According to the poll, my Pokémon horoscope is Klink. Isn't there any explanation as to how these horoscopes relate to a person?
(By the way, I fixed the typos in the poll.) |
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Sawsbuck...
Heck yes . |
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AM I THE ONLY ONE HAPPY TO GET ALOMOMOLA? : D
Seriously, the hate for that thing is completely unjustified! I find it to be one of the better additions to Pokemon, myself. |
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-august.png
Woo! I am Braviary. The description pretty much fits my personality. Except what is restrain means? 8( |
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@ Kazam: Here's the Alomomola from the same site as that Braviary
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-march.png This is the Western Zodiac equivalent, which would be Aries, represented by Whimsicott: http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-aries.png The Chinese Zodiac equivalent for you (and anyone else born in 1995) is the boar, or pig, represented by Grumpig: http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-pig.png People born in 1994 (Like Lite) would be a Dog [Herdier], 1993 (Like PRS and Ditto) would be a rooster [Blaziken], 1990 (Like Cat, GM, KYA, and Yoshi) would be the horse [Ponyta], and so on. |
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-february.png
I honestly don't understand where they get most of the Pokemon for the horoscopes. The only Pokemon I could understand belonging in that specific month are Winter. Sawsbuck for January, and Lampent for October. I don't like Simipour.... It looks like a really creepy anthro. >< |
why my birthday are on January?i hate sawsbuck
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fraxure. am i really the only december?
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I'm a Crustle! I'm glad to be one because they're really cool and are awesome in the Metagame!
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-july.png ^All of this is true for me!^ |
Uhhh. Fraxure.
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-december.png See that? I. Can. Do. ANYTHING. This includes, but is most definitely not limited to, world domination, ass-kicking, flying, living forever, willing things to explode, and your mother. And I've got "admirable abilities." Which pertains to said things I'm able to do I'm sure. And I don't need to be polite. >:I If the horoscopes were translated into the real-life Western Zodiac, I would be Capricorn, which would be: http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-january.png This guy looks stupid and it gets burned a lot. By my Emboar. :I Oh well what's it say. "Honest and serious/would never betray friends"? You people should trust me more often. (after all I am an admin right). "Try to be big-hearted"? Figuratively or literally? I'm curious. |
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-june.png
-Yes, I am curious and I often butt into things which are not related to me. -I'll leave people to decide if I am knowledgeable or not (although my in-real-life friends regard me as being like that). -That's actually true; I tend to feel hurt or angry relatively quickly, so I should try to be more enduring and less vulnerable. http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-gemini.png This is 100% true! I occasionally over-criticize someone/something without realizing that I need to tone it down. I just believe I'm being honest in that way. By the way, these horoscopes are really accurate, at least in my situation. I'm really surprised how the descriptions match my character - were they developed after research or studies? I thought they were just made as a fun addition. |
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aouz-may.png
Well, I am quite the gentleman. http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-taurus.png That's pretty nice. Much better than my old Zodiac, Gemini. I hate those kind of people. Now for my Chinese Zodiac. http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-rat.png Rats are pretty cool. They can survive just about anything, they can swim really far, and they make nice pets. Not as good as millipedes, though. I hope they make a millipede pokemon. |
So, let's see what this says.
http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-february.png This is kind of accurate, I think. I should check out the other two zodiacs as well. http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aowz-pisces.png That is actually very accurate. Plus Basculin pwns. :P http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodiac/aocz-ox.png I do agree with a few things, but this says I'm responsible when my Western zodiac says I'm irresponsible (Well, I do have the bad habit of procrastinating on a ton of things. :P Probably should work on that...), plus I'm not really possessive and intolerant. I think my Western zodiac is a tad more accurate. |
I was born in September, so I'm a Gothorita. Truth is, according to what the game says about it, Gothorita =/= me. I've never been too terribly interested in horoscopes, anyway.
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I'm Lampent. :3
I think the only thing I have against Alomomola is the fact that it's not the evolved form of Luvdisc. I mean, they look EXACTLY alike. It would've been awesome if Almomola was the evolution of Luvdisc, but, whatever. :S |
I am scolipede.
One thing that I am curious about is why I like it so much. But It's also quite accuate, really.http://alteredorigin.net/images/zodi...z-november.png |
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