Victory Road - The Ninja...err, Poison Gym

First things first, mind the ninja stars. Those things will cut through your finger faster than you could know.

Welcome to the poison gym of the ninjas. Here you can train to become a professional ninja. Learn the ways of the ninja. Learn to disappear in a puff of smoke. Learn to climb walls. And most importantly, learn to look sexy in black. Beginners lesson lasts about 20 minutes and starts at $50,000.

WHAT? You don't have that kind of money?!? You raised in a barn or something?!? >_>

Well, I would invite you to challenge our poison pokemon gym while your here, but it is currently closed for construction. *points to right* See all that construction over there? yea, that is, err, will be the gym. And we need people to take ninja lessons to pay for it! *mutters to self* Cheap bums...

Anyways, here's a sheet of paper portraying all the rules, if your interested to come back when we're completed over there. *coughorwhenyouactuallygetaspineandsomecashcough*

--*start paper*--
Lv 100 set 6v6 battles
All challenges done through HG/SS.
No Hacked Pokemon. If I suspect anything, I will require I inspect your team.
No Ubers, This includes all legendaries, all trio's, and the wobbuffet family.
No 2 pokemon of the same family line are allowed. (ergo, no having 2 raichus, or a Geodude AND a golem.)
No 2 pokemon may be asleep together at any one time in the match, with the exception of rest.
The team you use must be the same team you have used for other gyms.
I will utterly refuse to battle a team that is mostly/all psychic and ground. Show me some diversity!
Moves that increase evasion can not be used. This includes acupressure.
Guillotine, Horn Drill, Sheer Cold, and Fissure are banned.
If Selfdestruct/Explosion are used as a final move and take out both pokemon, the user is the loser.
--*end paper*--

Alright, are you SURE you don't want to train as a ninja? I talked with a manager and we decided to lower the price to $49,999.99 for you only! Take this bargain while it lasts! *hit with a brick that flew from construction side*

You: Ouch...that's gonna leave a mark.
*notice a glass case in the corner of room and walk over*
*Inside you see what you will earn should you defeat this gym once it's finished*
Badge: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...reon/badge.png
Nuclear Badge

Prize:
*you see something under a black cloth with a big red Question mark running through the cloth*
You say to yourself: Wonder what that's gonna be?

(I don't have a single member of my team even caught yet, let alone trained. Give me some time to play through HG for my enjoyment, then I'll make the team. Thanks.)

-End of Act 1-