The Ultimate Decision

[Velociraptor78]

You can only pick one of these options. The other will be unavailable to you forever, under any circumstances.

Option A: You live with the girl/guy of your dreams, forever. They love you, and you love them. They'll never go crazy or anything, and you'll always be happy together.


Option B: Unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks. You will constantly have an unlimited supply of fresh breadsticks straight from Olive Garden. You will also be provided with unlimited amounts of garlic butter, hot sauce, ranch dressing, etc. You can give a few to your friends, but they can't share the unlimited-ness with you. You are allowed to eat other things throughout the day, but you must eat at least 1 a day to keep the unlimited quantity.

Choose wisely.

[Arceus is Epic]

Dammit, Vel. Both sound so very appetizing, and yet only one can be had! If anything, no one loves me like breadsticks, so I'd say B. HOWEVER, A wouldn't be a bad idea either. Can you add an "indecisive" button?

[Idno58]

Olive garden isn't real Italian food, silly.

[Cat333Pokémon]

I'll choose "A" only because getting unlimited breadsticks would ruin them being special.

[Fubab_107]

I can live without eating breadsticks for the rest of my days.

[Velociraptor78]

Originally Posted by Fubab_107

I can live without eating breadsticks for the rest of my days.

Picking A wouldn't ban you from breadsticks forever; Only the ones from Olive Garden. You can still have any other breadsticks.

[TurtwigX]

As much as I love breadsticks, my love for Alphonse Elric is much higher. And besides, I know a joint with better bread anyway.

[Arceus is Epic]

Originally Posted by TurtwigX

As much as I love breadsticks, my love for Alphonse Elric is much higher. And besides, I know a joint with better bread anyway.

Better bread? There is no such place. EVER. OLIVE GARDEN HAS THE THE BEST BREAD EVER.

[NismoZ]

On a serious note, it'd have to be option A. I'm unlikely to ever meet anything close to the girl of my dreams, and I don't often go to Olive Garden anyway, so I'm used to not having Olive Garden breadsticks.

(It may not seem like it, but hey. I'm 14. I do have a girl of my dreams.)

[ThePokeMan]

I feel like bringing this up, so why can't you have the Olive Garden breadsticks for choosing A?

[Reuniclus]

Even though I love breadsticks to no end, I choose A. Breadsticks are temporary, true love is forever in my opinion. ^^

[Velociraptor78]

Originally Posted by ThePokeMan

I feel like bringing this up, so why can't you have the Olive Garden breadsticks for choosing A?

Because that's how it works, man. You can't just have both. Through some crazy existentialist plot you're banned from Olive Garden if you pick A, and through a completely different existentialist convoluted plot your love is out of your Reich if you pick B.

[Cat333Pokémon]

Originally Posted by Velociraptor78

Picking A wouldn't ban you from breadsticks forever; Only the ones from Olive Garden. You can still have any other breadsticks.

You didn't say that. You just said that option B would give you unlimited breadsticks.

[Velociraptor78]

Originally Posted by Cat333Pokémon

You didn't say that. You just said that option B would give you unlimited breadsticks.

Cat any comments I make in this thread will be clarifications on the stipulations or explanations on specific clauses.

So now I'm saying that.

[Fubab_107]

Originally Posted by Velociraptor78

Picking A wouldn't ban you from breadsticks forever; Only the ones from Olive Garden. You can still have any other breadsticks.

I just ment I can live without breadsticks.... Besides I already got banned from an OliveGarden before, I hadn't made plans to go back since I was banned as a baby..... seriously wtf did I do.....

[Idno58]

I love how we're taking this seriously.

[7dewott8]

I don't like breadsticks very much.

[LugiaDialga]

*inhales deeply* I'll get shot for this, but I don't like Olive Garden nor their Bread Sticks. >w<;; So I chose choice A. True love lasts for eternity, yumminess only lasts until you are done digesting.

[SpaceMan++]

Don't know what are Olive Garden breadsticks

[TurtwigX]

Originally Posted by Arceus is Epic

Better bread? There is no such place. EVER. OLIVE GARDEN HAS THE THE BEST BREAD EVER.

It may not seem like it, but YES. I know of a place where the bread is so fantabalarific that I don't eat the actual food because the bread is all I need to get by. I forgot where that was, though...

[PokeRemixStudio]

I'd rather not have an unlimited amount of breadsticks from a restaurant that's bad at pretending to be Italian.

[tymp]

I'll settle for the mundane pleasures of life. Breadsticks please.

[Cyrus]

Is it bad that I've never even been to Olive Garden? Option A kthx. That way I won't be forever alone.

[GalliumGrant]

Option A. If I chose Option B, I'd get so depressed I'd endlessly use the Olive Garden for comfort food. I'd get so large, I wouldn't be able to move. That would mean I'd end up dying from malnutrition. Or a heart attack. Or a piano falling on my head because an Unidentified Flying Object would drop it on me, assuming I'm in a field where population is sparse.

[TurtwigX]

So much over-analysis in your choices and being rational. Where's my army of breadstick lovers!? We don't need your "love", we want out breadsticks! (Even though I picked choice A, it doesn't count because the love of my life is fictional =w= )

[The Spirit of Time]

Option A, because I don't care about bread sticks at all.

[teamplasma]

I am seriously never going to talk to someone who picked A ever again. You would be crazy not to live with B.

The person of the dreams thing wouldn't work unless they were forced to love you, because how do you know that they love you back. And if they were being forced then thay would make them unhappy because they dont really like you and that will make that person feel unhappy. And if you love them you wouldn't want them to be unhappy. And if they did love you then that great, but love doesn't last forever. You will get bored of them, or you will find someone that fulfills your dreams more. But you will as well beforce to love that person because you picked A. So you are an idiot to pick A.

[Arceus is Epic]

Originally Posted by teamplasma

I am seriously never going to talk to someone who picked A ever again. You would be crazy not to live with B.

The person of the dreams thing wouldn't work unless they were forced to love you, because how do you know that they love you back. And if they were being forced then thay would make them unhappy because they dont really like you and that will make that person feel unhappy. And if you love them you wouldn't want them to be unhappy. And if they did love you then that great, but love doesn't last forever. You will get bored of them, or you will find someone that fulfills your dreams more. But you will as well beforce to love that person because you picked A. So you are an idiot to pick A.

Plaz, calm down. It's merely a hypothetical poll. Most people would choose A because it's merely assumed that you person of your dreams will love you back. Maybe Vel only discussed that in VRIM, but hopefully, I'm mistaken.

[Blood Swampert]

Well, I'm already with the girl of my dreams. Let's keep it that way, Option A.

[Idno58]

Originally Posted by Arceus is Epic

Plaz, calm down. It's merely a hypothetical poll. Most people would choose A because it's merely assumed that you person of your dreams will love you back. Maybe Vel only discussed that in VRIM, but hopefully, I'm mistaken.

He was being comically hyperbolic.

[TurtwigX]

Like Idno said, why are you taking it so seriously? It's a simple lulzy poll. Pick an answer and move on.
(Secretly I wish I chose breadsticks)

[Blood Swampert]

Originally Posted by TurtwigX

Like Idno said, why are you taking it so seriously? It's a simple lulzy poll. Pick and answer and move on.
(Secretly I wish I chose breadsticks)

[Shiny]

The obvious choice here is B.
With unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks you can get any guy/girl you want. Plus you never have to take them fine dining again.

[GTP_NickSkyline]

I picked A, because I prefer happiness over inflation.

Every now and then when we go to town, she might want to make a stop at Olive Garden, so we get a few breadsticks every time we go.

[GrassPokemonFTW]

Serious Answer: Never been to Olive Garden, so my natural inclination would be to pick A. And besides, I'm not too fond of breadsticks anyways.

Unserious Reply: Perhaps what Vel is trying to say here is that perhaps true love is Olive Garden breadsticks. By choosing A, you cannot get B, and vice versa, but under this brilliant plan, A is B. But if A = B, then they would have to be of equal value. So in reality, true love = the divine bliss of eating Olive Garden breadsticks. That would mean that you could get the same satisfaction out of either A or B, and that choosing either one is merely an exercise in futility, as either option ends with the same fate. However, at the same time, you can't have both. Assuming A = B, as I stated before, wouldn't that be the same as saying that by having A, you can't have A, and if you chose B, you can't have B? But maybe that is another theory that can be proposed here. Perhaps, while A is B, some part of A does not equate to B. But wouldn't that also mean that A isn't equal to B? I suppose so, as you can't exactly consume true love and it wouldn't flow through your digestive tracts. But that wouldn't follow the originally proposed master plan. Perhaps the difference is so infinitesimally small that it still means that A = B, similar to how 0.9999999999999... equals 1. Very clever indeed.

[Shiny]

So TL;DR breadsticks are love.