Couldn't find an existing thread on this, somewhat surprisingly. Anyway, I got bored and looked up some nerd jokes. Know any good ones, nerdy or otherwise?
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
And, probably the most famous nerd joke ever written:
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.