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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
Doth thou realize thou ist in thy 21st-century?
I'm sure you do, since you claim to be Guilty Spark... It's just English for me. I can count to 5 in Japanese, I can understand Urdu, speak a little Spanish, and can read Bionicle, Unown, and 1337. AND I ALSO KNOW HOW TO IMITATE DE AHNULD! DE GREAT GOHVAHNATAH IS COHMING FOHR YOR HOHMEZ!!!!!!!!!! |
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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
"GUIWLTY SPAHCK! GIVE DE AHNULD DE OWTCOHME OF DE 4th HAYLO GAYME!! I VANT DE SPOYLORS!!!"
I'm sorry, the governer of my state of Cali is hard to calm down...I don't know if anyone here likes politics or political humor, but I've got quite a lot to say... |
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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
Sorry, I died in Halo 3!
lol there are really 11 instalations, so its obviouse that the games are false... also, Bungie wont make a 4th, but there is going to be Halo 3: ODST or Recon. in it, you play as a marine and are shorter, slower, weaker, cant jump as high, and dont have a computer in your brain to tell you where youre aiming *lol to that!* |
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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
also, you arent the only person here that doent like yoshis...
im actually in a war with a clan where everyones username in it has yoshi... and there leader is a guy named yoshi648, who is also a moderator here... also, halo wars is strategy, but the 3rd person ruined the series... also, did you read my introduction? its pretty funny... |
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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
"Hello, I WAS Unit 343 Guilty Spark, Moniter of Instalation 04, but then I came to this annoying planet. I was here to research, now...I don't know why I'm STILL here... The first thing I found on this small planet was a giant white glove that some of you would call "Magic", or the "Master Hand". I should have flown away like crazy, but instead, I greeted the hand. Next thing that happened, I woke up in the middle of a forest and noticed I was ALIVE! I then decided to go play one of Bungie's "Halo" games. I don't understand how you creatures play those games with only three fingers. I also don't understand why the Master Chief Petty Officer has four fingers and a thumb. I also do not understand why Bungie made me call him "Reclaimer". Bungie is abusing thier time machine I guess... Then I decided to change my name so people wouldn't fall asleep when I greeted them. It also makes it seem like I'm not a floating ball thing. Still, there were a few creatures that went Rampant when I greeted them...
Anyway... Hello, I'm Anthony." Yep. I read it. The 4 fingers and thumbs? That's human evolution, ol' boy. Although scientists believe that in the very distant future, the human pinky will become irrelevant and de-evolve. (I'm still getting the hang of these forums, which is why I didn't use the quote button) |
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Re: Are you ready for the Iron Man?!
If you dont understand the thumbs part, play Brawl or look at a few pictures of a lucario...
also, if you are wondering why im typing like this, its the Telepathy font Quote:
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