Unspellable Name's Ruby Nuzlocke

[emperorempoleon2]

Because everybody else seems to be doing this and it gives me a free pass to be unoriginal, I have decided to do a Nuzlocke run on a copy of Ruby whose Berry Glitch I refuse to fix.

RULES OF NUZLOCKING

1. If a Pokémon faints, it dies.

2. You can only catch the first Pokémon you see when you enter an area.

3. If you do not catch the first Pokémon you see in the area, you cannot attempt again.

Alright, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

NAME: Charlie
EVENTS THUS FAR:

I arrive in a moving truck with what I think is a hat on. I enter the house my mother is near and I see a bunch of Machoke carrying boxes and walking around aimlessly. I refuse to set my clock because it would pretty much be either endless day (which conflicts with Groudon) or endless night (which would rule out Groudon). My mom forces me to do it anyways, so I set it up the bomb so that the hour and minute hands line up. My mom calls me over to see a TV show I couldn't care less about, and I go next door to meet my new neighbor friend annoying girl that shows up to battle me when all my Pokémon are weak and vulnerable rival. Battle with Poochyena.

Party    

 Male L.5

Graveyard    

My first post and you expected something to be dead?

↑d8s will be in future posts in lieu of this one. Simples.

[RK-9]

You are the best.

+777 or 69 points

[randoguy101]

Originally Posted by emperorempoleon2

Graveyard    

My first post and you expected something to be dead?

Yeah, I always die at the Poochyena, man!

[emperorempoleon2]

EVENTS THUS FAR: I'm walking up Route 101 when a Wurmple appears. I try to catch it and...

****! I have no Pokéballs!

I run away like the COWARD I AM, getting a potion from the PokéMart employee who apparently is neither on break nor working. I think his boss needs to get Peeps. I move so footprints guy is in shot, then head north to have the first of many *fun* battles with May.

And then a Wingull appears. Freakin' sky rat...

I see May, trying to walk into a tree for some reason, and I talk to her.

OH GOOD! SHE PICKED THE STRONGER TYPE!

I seriously hate that about Pokémon games, where the rival gets the stronger type.

I smack May in the Torchiclets, and...

OH MY GOD SHE GOT A CRITICAL HIT MY TREECKO ONLY HAS 3HP LEFT

Treecko turns the tables, gets 69 EXP, I **** you not, and grows to Lv. 6, learning to absorb things. I go to the Pokémon Center, only to be interrupted by the female Gary. Why did the programmers feel the need to put that cutscene in?

I enter the lab, my legs start moving against my will, and Professor Tree gives me a couple of Pokéballs. OH HELLS YEAH NOW IT'S A NUZLOCKE! I leave with the balls and Dexter, and my mom starts singing "Let's get some shoes." I find a Wurmple and a Male Zigzagoon. The Zigzagoon would've benifited me as an HM slave in the long run, but Wurmple was the first Pokémon I saw, so I had to waste 3 Pokéballs on something that doesn't do anything worthwhile. I heal up, heading north to see if I can find a Zigzagoon as my first Poké there. On the way, I see footprints guy crying about his misguided attempts to identify himself. Luckily, the first Pokémon I see there is a Zigzagoon. I waste a ball, then I catch it. I replenish stock as well as health, and I save.

Party    

 Male Lv6

 Male Lv2

 Male Lv2

Graveyard    

I'M NOT DEAD YET

[randoguy101]

Needs moar dramatic death cutscenes

[Velociraptor78]

I'll laugh my bolts off if you encounter a Shiny and
A) You're out of Poké Balls
B) It isn't the first mon on a route
Or C) Both at the same time

[emperorempoleon2]

Do you just go around posting that on every Nuzlocke you find

[randoguy101]

Originally Posted by emperorempoleon2

Do you just go around posting that on every Nuzlocke you find

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