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One night, I went to sleep at 3 AM and woke up at 6 AM. Of my own accord. Thinking I'm great and can control that, I went to sleep at 5 AM. I woke up at 2 PM. :I
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My friends were sending me "txt" messages that said that they were going to come to my house to escape the country with me because they couldn't hide a dead body. My exact response to the messages was, "*****?".
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I was walking up to the store earlier today. When I got there, there were two people punching and kicking each other, and dragging each other around. One of them wrapped his arms around his foe's neck and rammed him into a pole, totally KO'ing him. As he lay on the ground, the other guy ran away into the pub next to the store as one of the clerks called the cops.
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Overheard from my friends:
Her friends has an iPod nano and got a new cell phone, she doesn't use the nano at all, so my friend wished she can get that iPod. Later, she gave the iPod to her, then in the next time, she was acting like a "bi**ch" (I remember this word) and asked the iPod back. Then a long time later, she asked to trade her iPod with a Kindle. It's like, giving a gift, then asking it to be returned, then giving it again in exchange of something else. I'm using vague references because I can't disclose names and I don't remember exact times. |
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Okay so Friday the 13th was yesterday. I was expecting to people to post here
But yesterday, first thing a disgusting event happened to me in the morning. I'm not saying what it was for rule's sake and stuff, but it happened. My gf asked me if anything happened for my friday the 13th. I said something happened, but I didn't wanna tell her. She kept urging me to tell her, and I kept saying no. She threatened to never talk to me again if I don't tell her, so I just told her, making her swear to not think weird or anything. So after I told her everything, She becomes disgusted... and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day ._______________. wtf. Oh also, I SAW A DOUBLE RAINBOW THE OTHER DAY! |
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Woah, I didn't even notice it was Friday the 13th yesterday. I AM SO OUT OF TOUCH.
It wasn't exactly recently, per se, but it was during my last day of vacation in Japan. We were at Narita Airport when we went to the food court to get lunch before our plane set off. There were so many mistranslations that we were all close to rolling on the floor (except for my mom, of course, who didn't get it). Most notably, every time they meant "sauce" they said "source" (ex. Spaghetti and meat source), misspelling the name of the court (It was supposed to be Garden Gourmet Court, but they misspelled it in two ways - Garden Gourmet Coat and Garden Groumet Court). Most notably was a sign that read "No pets than assistance dogs are not admission." On a somewhat related note, our flight, originally from Haneda Airport, got cancelled and we had to switch airports for a flight that was 15 hours after the original flight. We got to stay in a nice hotel, though. And then the flight got delayed again and we all raged. |
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My sister's boyfriend pitched in $50 to my parents so they can pay off a late rent bill...this qualifies as WTF to me, because he's been dating my sister for months now and he hasn't ever done ANYTHING of the sort before. All I've ever seen him do is hibernate into my sister's room where they both share a common 'interest' in...well, weed. Needless to say I was shocked to find out he donated some of his own money to help my parents, although he did say he wants to be repaid at my parent's next pay period.
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There was this strange green mutant moth butterfly thing outside on my porch. It didn't seem to fly but it just like... jumped and it had this freaky pattern on it. I've never seen anything like it...
But apparently it CAN fly. And it's scary when it does. |
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My brother likes trying to take things from my room without me noticing. Just now, he said he took something, but I couldn't see what he could've taken; not my phone, not my pokewalker, not my knitted joltik... He brought the thing in--it was this sheet of foam (like what's used for pillow inserts and the like) that's nearly two feet square. How he took it without me noticing, I haven't the slightest idea.
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#229
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So, we were outside at marching band practice, memorizing songs in sectionals. And that's when we saw a bug, and it was STRANGE. Like a cricket-spider chimera. So someone picked it up and DANGLED IT OVER THEIR MOUTH. I'm not done. So we ran away from him, and he threw that thing on the ground, and we proceeded to smash it. WITH THE MUSIC STANDS. It was a whole serious WTF moment.
And then we decided how much FUN it would be to not memorize songs, but instead throw stands around~ Fun~! |
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My DS had gone "missing" for a little over a month and I was upset that I could not seem to find it, even after cleaning my room completely. Well, about two days ago... I found it. It was hiding under the passenger seat of my aunt's car. I put stuff there if I have it with me when we run errands, and I guess I hid it from myself pretty darn effectively doing that this time. <w>
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Alright, well at Philmont, I saw these birds when I was refilling on water, and no lie, they were like friggin' ninjas and were standing on the trees SIDEWAYS and then swept straight down, and then went back up onto other nearby trees where they would stand on them sideways again. Also, the fact that I pretty much won't even be able to at least announce that I'll be actually back for a fairly long time, until I get a few things under control.
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When I was on the boat fishing, as I tried to bait the hook, the bait actually tried to bite me. I could feel it moving and something sharp stinging my thumb. And it definitely wasn't the hook, because I know it wasn't near it. I took a fishing break after that. A lengthy one...
There was also another time some weeks before, when these strange people kept calling me. And every time I answered, I heard nothing but what sounded like someone having a party or celebrating and ignoring me. So I tried calling back, maybe thinking it was a prank call, but no one would answer. And then it just stopped. I assume butt dialing, but that was just strange... especially since I had no idea who they were... |
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I've been getting harassed by this guy on facebook and real life for the past month, and if you want to know why this is a wtf, I can PM you his facebook, as I'm not sure if linking it here will give me an infraction. Two days ago I was at a football game (american not normal) and, without even seeing my face, this guy, who's in his mid 50s, hollers my name and threatens me with both the police and psychical assault. He walked away as if he was triumphant.
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This shows me people don't know their ABC's. (This happened in my piano keyboarding class this morning).
Teacher: *looks at a student* "What note is this?" *points to C on the staff* Student: "Uh... B?" Teacher: "One up from B." Student: "F?" |
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Musically related, when I was playing The Beatles Rock Band with the Bass and Vocals(Not for showing off, I just wanted some points for knowing the words to all Beatles songs), the mic, even though the stand was properly adjusted and in place, would continuously fall over and over and over. And I wasn't even near it enough to knock it over with my face. I screamed as I had to restart a song 4 times to adjust my mic. But it turns out that it just had a screw loose. And I fixed it~ |
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As for my own "WTF" moment, I found what appeared to be the skull of a cat or dog outside in the road the other day. Off to the side of the road were a few bones... ._. |
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Today, my youngest brother (who is five) tells us he wants to be the guy who started World War II. After multiple guesses, such as Hitler, we finally figure out he means he wants to be a Nazi. Of course, we tried to explain to him that wouldn't be a good idea, but he was being stubborn. Then later, we realise my other brother (who's almost nine) had told him to use the word Nazi for zombies because the idea of zombies scare him, and he thinks of Nazis as dead people. My family is crazy. >.<
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Well, was just on Facebook and...some kid who's on my Friends list (this kid is 14 btw)
was having argument w/ another of my friends, i jumped in late and when I commented to at least make sense when you post and use logic.... He had the audacity to say "I dont need Logic" and he said he might be the reason our generation is messed up. my face -> 0_o |
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FINALLY being contacted by an employer after all this time only to be told, "Thank you for your interest in the position, but we are not employing people currently not in school." even though the application said nothing about being in school as a requirment.
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Nothing interesting, but in Google I type in Jouto and try to spell out Jouto. Instead, Google suggests I was searching for Youtube which is nothing like Jouto at all...
The most recent WTF in my school is someone crossdressing as a woman and wearing a binder as a costume for Halloween. |
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Yesterday when I was on the highway there was a car with one of those hover round scooters things attached right to the back, and as if that wasn't bad enough the oxygen tank was still attached to the scooter, so if the car got rear ended there would probably be an explosion.
Also the lady in the car was smoking. |
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I witnessed a very small dog humping an english mastiff.
I also made friends with A guy named Alex. Later, I found out HER real name was HEATHER. Blew my mind. While I was playing SoulSilver, I tracked Ho-Oh down and caught him on the very first turn. With a pokeball. Last edited by Reuniclus; November 17, 2012 at 11:41:24 AM. Reason: All 3 posts where posted within 5 minutes of each other, it would be better if they were merged |
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My mom and I were talking about old commercials when she brought up the question "How do you know all these old songs?" and then I said "Well... I just do." Then she said that when I was born the doctors said that I had an "old soul" and that I'd "been here before." I don't believe her, but it still frightened me.
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I suffered watching Twilight with my mom and my sister and I could not stop laughing when the villain gives out a girlish laugh. That and his creepy grin face to Renesmee.
And the fact Thanksgiving break is almost over. Edit: I was charged by a school that mistaken me for attending their school when I am clearly enroll in a different school. Last edited by Kirby-Chan; November 25, 2012 at 05:48:07 PM. |
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Taco Bell Employee: Hello Honey welcome to Taco Bell
Lady: Honey!? THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT Lady then makes a mess of a bowl of peppermint candies and storms off. The employee was also a woman. Last edited by Magmaster12; December 13, 2012 at 02:36:55 PM. |
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http://gma.yahoo.com/breaking-conn-s...opstories.html
Click at your own risk. And there's a video. Live Updates: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...hool-shooting/ Last edited by GTP_NickSkyline; December 14, 2012 at 11:18:45 AM. |
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Gaming on a GT 630M instead of a HD 3000. Also known as "This is what I've been missing all along on laptops?". Seriously, playing Skyrim on High at native resolution... it's beautiful. And WTF. To think that an entry-level card can do a lot of work by itself...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
This was John Lennon's wife. I found this as a combo. WTF XD. Yup. |
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So my boyfriend and I have been studying like crazy for our semester exams. So to relax he decided to take me out today. So we go to see a cute little movie, eat at a romantic downtown restaurant, go to the stop of the highest building overlooking the James River, and sit up there eating desserts. We go back to his house, and he brings me out a Christmas present. Before he can even hand me the present, his mom comes out and starts yelling, " No date. She no Asian." (I'm not being racist; that's how she sounds.) the very next words out of Danny's mouth were, "We've been dating for 5 months."
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So I go to the SCP wiki, and I'm browsing the Joke SCPs. This is what I find
The Bestest Lizerd Ever
It looks like something that PokeRemixStudio would make |