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I love me some technology, but honestly it can get pretty weird for me sometimes. That's pretty hard to do because I'm the weirdest person I know (Yeah, even weirder than all you freaks.) I was eating my Haagen-Dazs when I noticed this on the lid.
It... it exactly what it looks like. It tells you to download an app that plays classical music (not a bad choice, I gotta say) for the "perfect amount of time for your ice cream to soften." And I had to check, it's a real thing. Real and ridiculous. |
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So apparently people in Las Vegas are so not used to the idea rain none of them seem to know how to drive in it.
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/240469...egas-gets-rain Seriously an inch of rain! I felt bad when I skidded my car because of black ice earlier this year but come on! |
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I remember the day we touched down in Las Vegas . It rained for all of 10 seconds and I said "What, that's it?" It could freaking flood in Maryland and barely anyone would bat an eye
This video is giving me sadness pains. I wanna go back and see ALL the Cirques... |
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So I'm on Sparknotes because I'm obviously too lazy to do my own Thankgiving break homework, when I glance off to the side and see "How did Shakespeare say 'twerk'? Click to find out!" That is something I never needed to see. Here's some picture proof.
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In all my time of eating Hot Pockets I have never actually looked down at one and read the case it comes in.
And it was so weird it almost made me do a spit take.
In the words of the firecracka sistas Bang Bang and Boom Boom, "That's hooooot." And thankfully the app ad in my Häagen-Dazs is completely gone. |
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Now if you're talking about microwaveable foods, I just got used to it after years and years. And they've improved on their bread crust, so it's more appealing. |
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It's easy. Put a Hot Pocket in for 2 minutes and scale the power of the microwave to run at 1.1 kW. Most microwaves have a power level setting, but I never see anyone use it. Check the power rating of your microwave on the information panel and divide 11,000 (the recommended wattage times the maximum of the scale, which is ten) by that. Round your result, and use that as the power level. (You should use this trick if a package ever gives you an assumption of the wattage of the microwave, which is usually 1.1 kW or 1,100 watts. If the assumption is greater than the power on your microwave, you're out of luck; just increase the time, I guess.)
Yes, it sounds long and confusing, but it makes a lot more sense once you actually do it. Last edited by Cat333Pokémon; December 31, 2013 at 02:00:10 PM. |
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Well good sir, if we analyze his sentence he claims to have specific issues regarding to how one would eat these Hot Pockets. It might be so that he already has sufficient enough knowledge on the cooking procedures that must take place. However, if we continue to deconstruct his sentence we can also see a few tiny grammatical errors, but that is another issue for another day. Ho ho ho.
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Warning: This might be disturbing to just about every single person on the planet.
I saw this on World's Dum- oops, I mean World's Smartest Inventions and I just HAD to look this up to see if it was real. It gave me a laugh on TV, makes me feel uncomfortable here. |
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I really hope this person was only kidding. http://notalwaysright.com/the-worst-...mosapien/35679
I really. really. really. really. hope so. |
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Most bizarre part was the fact she was white and the person working was, and were all just left wondering very confused why the lady made such a scene. Speaking crazy ladies today in The Chinese Buffet this old woman refused to pay her bill because she hated her wanton soup and whenever he tried getting something for himself she just threw his food at him while also refusing to let him pay. It pretty funny watching her argue with the waitress about paying the bill. Bristol, CT has a lot of crazy ladies. |
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http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sh...-legend-reborn
When I first found out about this, I asked myself "why". |
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This was a while back, but when I was walking around New York City at night, I saw that there was a guy dressed in a Spiderman suit running through traffic while the light was green. He was also going up to random people and hugging them. It was also ~20 degrees outside, so he must've been freezing.
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http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...zo80jhelvi.gif
That GIF... Why, Nintendo, why? EDIT: The Nintendo Direct the GIF comes from is even more WTF Last edited by isbragg; April 10, 2014 at 12:08:50 PM. |
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Real-life Krusty Krab... WHY?!
http://cheezburger.com/8237619968 Last edited by isbragg; June 27, 2014 at 09:33:43 AM. |
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Yes that is happening, it's supposed to have a bunch of live action stuff in it. |
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Considering what happens in the new episodes of Spongebob I'd stay the hell away from there.
This is also the same restaurant that served a Krabby Patty dopped in a toilet, dried off with gym shorts and topped with seahorse raddish and nail clippings. |
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So who wants to pay $100,000 for a Pokémon card?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/POKEMON-PIKA...item540ab53116 |
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Everyone needs to back this Kickstarter, it's the best thing ever.
News interview with the creators. |
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This is the worst product we have in our home:
http://www.amazon.com/Pieces-Covers-.../dp/B00BOCFYWM Not only does it serve no purpose (it's harder to clean than the stove itself), but it's also flammable, and something that catches fire is exactly what you need next to a flame. |
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Edit: I found this in the comments of one of the recent Pokémon reveal videos. It's a good thing I'm on vacation, because my brain will be in capable of operating properly for the next long while. Last edited by Dragonite; July 14, 2014 at 01:49:39 PM. |
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Unfortunately, just because something is illegal doesn't mean people don't do it.
I think it's technically just another selling of a used game, but I can't believe that someone would spend fifty dollars just for a full Pokédex. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQ...0OfHSnzKx_S6CQ
I need to know the context of this, but not knowing it somehow makes it better |
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So I came home from work today and saw a package on my bed.
"That's odd, I'm expecting two packages but as of a few hours ago they are both out of state" *looks at from address and notes its from a seller of LEGO parts* "I haven't bought any LEGO parts in a few months, only thing this could be is... the package I reported lost back in JANUARY..." Yes, a package that was sent out in January finally made it's way to me 7 months later. Wish the box could talk, I'd love to know where it's been hiding. |
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So I ordered a new mattress on Amazon. Note I said "a" (as in one).
Imagine my surprise when I came home yesterday and there were two really large packages for me. Gee that's weird, maybe one is the mattress and the other is a cover or top layer or something? Was too lazy to open yesterday so opened up one of the boxes this morning. I ordered a full size mattress. What comes out of this box? A king size mattress of a different brand. The other box was the one I ordered. Yes Amazon managed to send not only my mattress, but another one of different make and size..... Sending an extra CD or book or something else small is somewhat common, but a large $700 mattress? I already contacted Amazon to make sure I won't be charged for the other one, they said I won't and to keep the other mattress. Hmm, had I known they were going to send 2 of something expensive and tell me to just keep it I would have gotten something nice to have multiple of like a 4K television or something |
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What has made me go wtf latly is that ive been playing borderlands 2_and now im ultimate valt hunter mode, and the enemys like 1 hit my character. There very tuff enemys in this mode.
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