Funny Linux Jokes

[KingOfKYA]

Funny linux comands see if anyone eles gets it

$:>man woman
No manual entry for woman.
(Segfalt Core Dumped)


Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

$:> Man: man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.





List of linux Comands read in order

updatedb 
locate 
talk 
date 
cd 
strip 
look 
touch 
finger 
unzip 
uptime 
gawk 
head 
emerge --oneshot condom 
mount 
fsck 
gasp 
more 
yes 
yes 
yes 
more 
umount 
emerge -C condom 
make clean 
sleep

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[GreenMan]

Ok what is up with that?

[Cat333Pokémon]

I don't think GreenMan understands.

Anyway, even though I know very little about Linux, I still understand the slapstick joke in that!
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[Yoshi648]

Thanks for sharing that...................uh............yeah.

[SpaceMan++]

Yes, they are so funny
and we need more

[GreenMan]

or do we need more of these type of jokes?

[Cat333Pokémon]

Originally Posted by GreenMan

or do we need more of these type of jokes?

Of course!
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Favorite Pokémon: Buizel, Turtwig, Typhlosion, Lugia, Mudkip, Charizard, Zigzagoon, Floatzel, Torterra, Groudon, Linoone, and Meowth.
~ Owner of Pokémon Platinum ~

I'm not removing this from my sig until another Pokémon movie is in theaters stateside.

[KingOfKYA]

If on weekend = i am board
i will get some more
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[rhythm2beat]

this is hilarious
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