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Bang: We NOT cool! That sentence doesn't even have a verb, woman!
Hazama: Shut your trap! Narration: Mommy ends Mikoto's rant with a wicked right cross to the mouth - a textbook example of the famous Nanaya "tough love." Noel: H-Honey... You just launched our daughter through the roof! Hazama: She was giving Mommy a headache! Use your inside voice, Mikoto! Capiche? [Groans from the off-screen Bang.] Hazama: See? Crisis averted. Makoto: Uh, that wasn't so much an answer as it was teeth rattling around in a mouthful of blood... Valkenhayn: Mommy, where's the baby? Hazama: Uh, yeah. About that. We got into a tiff on the way home, so... he'll get here when he gets here. Makoto: You fought a BABY?! Hazama: No, of course not... Makoto: Good, good. Whew! Hazama: He spat up on me, so I returned the favor. Hey, tit for tat, right? Anyhoo, he didn't much take to that. We stared each other down for a minute or two, then parted ways. Noel: You barfed on our baby? Like... Purposely?! Zappa: "Dear Mother, I saved a hurt girl in the woods. She's cute and surely wife material, but she's really a guy..." Alistair: Sten? I spy with my little eye something that begins with 'G'. Sten: (sigh) Is it a Grey Warden? Is it, in fact, you? Alistair: Ooh, you're good at this. Sten: On good days, I posed riddles to passers-by, offering them treasures in exchange for correct answers. Alistair: Really? Sten: No. Agnus: Just as foul-mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise. Nero: Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk? Sorry for so many quotes but omg <3 |
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Every single one of us goes through life depending on and bound by our individual knowledge and awareness and we call it reality however both knowledge and awareness are equivocal ones reality might be a illusion we all live inside are own fantasies don't you think- Itachi
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Deadpool has so many great lines, but here are only a few.
"Dude, I freakin' LOVE Street Fighter. Autograph your spleen for me?" "Hahaha! Magneto! Welcome to die!" "I just beat Mag-freakin'-neto! Where yo curly mustache at?" "BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG!" "Who was I supposed to kill again? Hah! Doesn't matter." (Nonspoken) "You can spell 'assassin' without 'sin.' And TWICE the 'ass.'" "Health bar in your face! Feel the looove of the hypercombo! And it's a hoooooome ruuun! This is a hypercoooombo!" "How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em?" -Deadpool, Marvel vs. Capcom 3 THAT LINE MADE ME BAWL FOR HOURS Last edited by TurtwigX; November 25, 2012 at 06:35:31 PM. |
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"You may as well be the dirt on the bottom of my boots! Or the dirt stuck to the bottom of that dirt!"
"Destruction without death? BORING" "'Wait' He says! Do I look like a waiter?" -Kefka ,FF4 "Never again, you vile creature...! Let me hear that laugh of yours!" -Valkenhayn, Blazblue |
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"...I punched a chicken."
-Nathan Drake summing up his PSASBR Arcade event. Playstation AllStar BattleRoyal. "If you die.... You can't shoot anymore..." "Shooting guns is... Lame, eh? Hurts to shoot people... Hurts to... Get shot..." -Wendy Cheslock "F-Forgive me, I... I can't help... Protect you all... Any longer..." "You'll not harm my people." -Wavy "I don't fear death...Solitude...Darkness...have been...faithful companions..." -Marina Wulfstan Valkyria Chronicles. Damn I love the Quotes from Valkyria Chronicles. |
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From Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, following Reimu Hakurei's defeat of Flandre Scarlet:
Reimu: Good girls go home quietly and go to sleep. Flandre: ...But I am home? Reimu: So you don't need to go home. Fitting for a bad girl. In the same game, when Remilia Scarlet reveals herself to Reimu, Remilia accuses Reimu of murdering her maid. Reimu replies with: Don't worry, one kill doesn't make me a serial killer. |
#113
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"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate ... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are ... Death awaits you." - Nyx Avatar, Persona 3
"So it seems your Hearts have led you to Obliteration, I guess it doesn't pay to be too loyal to ones heart. I Guess I'll have to be Sure and remember that" - Xemnas, Kingdom Hearts 2 "All worlds begin in Darkness, and also end. The Heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, It grows, Consumes it. Such as it's nature. For in the end every heart Returns to the Darkness whence it came. For you See, Darkness Is the Hearts TRUE Essence...So you've come this far and Still you understand nothing. Every Light must Fade every Heart Return to Darkness!" - Ansem The Seeker of Darkness, Kingdom Hearts |
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"Return to freakin' sender!"
"Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!" "Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!" "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield."- Scout, Team Fortress 2 "Alright, I have hairy palms.... so?" - Male Worgen "Yes, I've tried shaving... it doesn't work, trust me." - Female Worgen |
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Oh yeah, forgot about the narrator from the Stanley Parable who is a goldmind of great quotes. For those of you who have yet to play this great (though really short) game, it parodies and makes fun of many game tropes:
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"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."
" Good news. I figured what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters." "When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny. " ~GLaDOS (Portal) "I wish I could pound fate with this 2x4." ~Lighter
Storyline Spoilers For Anyone Who Has Not Played This Outstanding Game (MOTHER 3)
Linda: “I’m sorry, Mike, but that’s called sexual harassment these days.” Mike: “This is a hard world we live in now.” “THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORKCHOPS.” ~Ms. Marshmallow "Spankety, spankety, spankety!" ~ Porky Minch MOTHER 3 Last edited by BluFire1337; December 7, 2013 at 08:57:00 PM. |
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Quote:
My current favorite Mario & Luigi: Dream Team quote should only be viewed as a video for full effect. But there's also: "What up, playas! Diggin' on them mustaches you got!" -Mad Skillathon Shelltop |
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A bunch of Gex quotes:
"It takes a lickin', and-- eh, we've heard it." "All that work and I'm back where I'm started - it's just like college!" "This reminds me of my last few dates..." "Oh no, I'm too young to have a second childhood." "Two words: Slim Fast." "Nice teeth. And do we floss?" |
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(the following is all said in a pirate voice: )
Passenger: Avast thar, me hearty! Tanner: Pardon me? P: Aha! Ya didn't talk like a pirate! That's another dollar ya owes me! ... P: I never taught ya how to sail like that, lad! T: Ah, me old dad had a rowin' boat. ... P: You steer a boat like a damnable woman, Jimbo! T: *groan* I apologize, capt'n. ... P: That be a fast boat they're sailin', Jimbo lad! T: Aye, capt'n, they got... wind in their sails, and... no mistake. ... P: Message from the crows nest! Scurvy dogs ahoy! ... P: That dog... man the cannons! T: Ah, we ain't got none, captain. P: Oh, chuck a ruddy Coke can at him, then! ... P: We beat them scurrilous sea dogs! T (in a normal voice): Good. Can we speak normally, then? P: That be another dollar ya owe me, lad! --Talk Like a Pirate Car, Driver: San Francisco Last edited by NismoZ; March 14, 2014 at 06:14:44 AM. |