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Cat333Pokémon · #1 September 24, 2008, 08:37:20 AM

To compliment the stupid robbers, here are some random stupid quotes:

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Originally Posted by Department of Social Services

Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Originally Posted by Traffic report

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.

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Originally Posted by IRS

Please provide the date of your death.

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Originally Posted by George Wallace

I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.

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Originally Posted by Ivana Trump

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

More here:
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/H...upid.htm?20087

Yoshi648 · #2 September 24, 2008, 08:46:13 AM

I found some more here:
http://www.goodquotes.com/stupidquotes.htm

Yoshi648 · #3 September 24, 2008, 01:13:41 PM

WTF? Just when you thought the world couldn't be any stupider.

KingOfKYA · #4 November 12, 2008, 06:21:23 PM

Resurrecting an old post because i just remembered this one

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

By some one

Blues · #5 November 13, 2008, 04:15:57 AM

*sniff* So true man, so true.

Yoshi648 · #6 November 13, 2008, 01:29:33 PM

Yeah, that quote is very true

GreenMan · #7 March 9, 2009, 06:18:59 PM

Its said when the stupid people out rank the smart people to keep the scale in balance about smarts per person

Jlhgomez · #8 March 11, 2009, 01:14:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfKYA

Resurrecting an old post because i just remembered this one

Quote:

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

By some one

That's deep man

GreenMan · #9 July 26, 2009, 11:45:37 PM

stupidity is its own reward
as long as your not the one doing it

GreenMan · #10 July 27, 2009, 12:13:30 AM

Here are more:

"Being stupid is its own reward"

"I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them."

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error"

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
ALBERT EINSTEIN

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."