WINDOWS SOURCE CODE

[KingOfKYA]

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WINDOWS SOURCE CODE

#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "win98.h" 
#include "workst~1.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#include "monopoly.h" 
#include "backdoor.h" 
#define INSTALL = HARD 

char make_prog_look_big(16000000); 
void main() 
{ 
  while(!CRASHED) 
  { 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    display_bill_rules_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 

    if (first_time_installation) 
      { 
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile(); 
      do_nothing_loop();

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However, I found a different version of it on Uncyclopedia:

    #include <iostream.h> 
    #include <vengeance.h> 
    #include <world/domination.h> 
    #include <monopoly.h> 
    #include <evil.h> 
    #define DEVELOPERS 93703927540 
    #define EVERYTHING NULL 
    int main(EVERYTHING,EVERYTHING) 
    { 
        Win32KillMethod MSKill™("Torture","MAX"); 
        int world_domination;  
        while(true) 
        { 
            Win32Kill(DEVELOPERS) 
            Win32TakeOver(EVERYTHING); 
        } 
        
        world_domination = 0;     // this part will 
        return world_domination;  // never be reached 
    }

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