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Me and a few friends were joking around in class once, leading to me saying something like 'Your mother is hot!' (Not seriously, of course). Obviously, as soon as I begin to say it, the room goes fairly quiet, quiet enough for everyone (including the teacher) to hear it.
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Got my Calculus test back and I got a 7. I would pass the test if I got one more point. What makes it epic fail is I forgot to put a 2 in one of the problems. FUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Another fail moment is when I played Twilight Princess and it took me about 10 minutes to figure out thst I would need to light up all the temples to move on. -_- And this is the first Zelda game I own. Edit: I took the road test and I fail the test because I fail to yield the intersection. I would have got my license if I didn't mess it up. Now I have to wait until spring break to retake the test. Last edited by Kirby-Chan; January 5, 2012 at 08:17:26 AM. |
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I was playing on my Xbox 360, and I unplugged my wheel to switch to a controller. Forgot I was charging a battery pack with it, so when I unplugged it it kept running on battery power. That battery pack was also the one from the controller that I was gonna switch to.
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I typed in "Victory Road" into my comp's password log and it didn't work.
When I got to google, I typed in my comp's password. When I finally got to VR, I typed in "Serebii" as my username. It didn't work. I tried to ask my brother to go get "Cran-Apple" juice when we were at the store, and he was kinda far away from me so I had to raise my voice when I told him to go get the...cr**. -.- It was awkward. |
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I cleaned my entire room in an effort to find Pokemon Black. The only time I clean my room is when I want to find something. Everything was so shiny, but then:
It was actually on the school bus. I am grateful to have it back, though. |
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I recently tried doing my first Lets Play episode of Pokemon Gold, and I recorded the first 5 minutes as a sort of test video, but then I realized that I forgot to turn the audio on. In the end, neither the game audio nor my voice was recorded, so I need to try again later. >__<
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Today, I was making cupcakes. The cupcakes required 5 egg whites, so I went and cracked some eggs and separated out the yokes. However, when I finally got 5 egg whites, I threw them into the sink. (Yeah, I love making cupcakes when I'm confused and tired) Afterwards, I got some more eggs, and while I was cracking them, my brother spooked me and I tossed the egg behind me onto his face.
Later, when we were making frosting for the cupcakes, I was supposed to half the frosting recipe but ended up doubling it. Last edited by SilverX; March 19, 2012 at 07:47:38 PM. |
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Magmaster12 @ 6:22:05pm: YES
Magmaster12 @ 6:22:11pm: I GOT A RETWEET Reuniclus @ 6:22:31pm: Retweet? Reuniclus @ 6:22:39pm: What kind of pokemon is that? Reuniclus @ 6:22:55pm: ....oh derp *facejelly* Need I explain more? xD |
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This afternoon, at the end of the day, I couldn't get my locker open, because for whatever reason, the dial was stuck. So, I went to the office to ask if I could get a key or something to get it open. When they were trying to get the buses on hold, they asked me for my bus number. Out of no where, I just couldn't remember the number. Thank goodness someone else did, though(It's complicated how the guy working the buses knew). Anyways, after that, I was asked what my locker number was. AND I TOLD THEM THE WRONG NUMBER. After I got my stuff outta my locker and sprinted to my bus, I almost got on the wrong bus. :/
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This is my sister's fail: she bought a copy of Majora's Mask and the memory expansion that it requires. She eventually figures out how to swap the jumper pack with the expansion, puts the game in, and starts it up. She makes a file and tries to load it, and it crashes. Restart it, only to find the file was gone. She makes a new one and successfully loads it. She looks in her inventory, to find that every slot (including on the masks page) has an Ocarina of Time in it. So she's ****ing around with her many ocarinas, skipping an entire part of the game, only for the game to crash upon trying to load a cutscene. Turns out the memory expansion wasn't in all the way.
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Today in school, I was walking between buildings on the edge of a sidewalk and I wasn't paying attention to where I was stepping. So I accidently step off the sidewalk into a small hole in the ground and I end up tripping myself and scrapping my knee.
If that wasn't bad enough, when I got back up, I saw that my pants were ripped around my knee. So now I need to stay in school like this for the next 3 hours. <__> |
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Last night, I was playing Minecraft, when I had to go downstairs for something. Unfortunately, I forgot to pause the game (Or maybe I pulled up my inventory by mistake, I dunno), which is not a good thing to do when you're fighting mobs in the middle of the night. When I returned, the screen was displaying the "You have died" message, and there was a spider laughing at me. ;w;
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After spending nearly half an hour trying to beat Mr. Genetor underleveled, I finally beat him, and just as I was about to tell the Save Frog I wanted to save my progress, I accidentally turned off the game. >:O So sad...now I have to do it all over...
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Last Saturday I went to the mall for a little bit while my mom went to run a few errands. My blood sugar dropped rather low (yes, I am Type 1 Diabetic), so that means that my awareness of what I was doing was rapidly declining. So my mom got me a cookie from this cookie store to help bring my blood sugar back to a healthy range. They handed the cookie to me in a napkin and I was trying to eat it as fast as possible but I ate a little more than just the cookie. I looked down and saw a bite mark in the napkin. So I had a little extra dose of fiber thanks to the napkin along with that cookie. x3
Last edited by LugiaDialga; May 6, 2012 at 12:25:35 PM. |
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I was singing the 'Epic Vacation Song' by IanH on Youtube, totally unaware that I wasn't home alone like I thought. When suddenly I sang at the top of my lungs 'Caaaannon p*nissss!' ...Turns out my eleven-year old sister heard me... I definitely wasn't home alone...
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Perhaps my most fail moment of all was 5th grade. I had an upset stomach and the student toilets didn't seem clean enough to me, so I used the teacher's men room. I ended up crapping myself by accident so I put the underwear in the bag and threw em in the bin. I also called out to teachers cause I ran out of paper!
But that wasn't enough. After the next class, my stomach acted up again. This time I went to the teacher's women room. After I was done I was washing my hands and suddenly MY BIOLOGY TEACHER opens the door, and sees me with my pants down! XD I still don't know wether to call this epic or fail, although I totally set myself up for this when I made my decisions. |
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I can beat that. When I was 6 years old, I kicked my karate teacher in his ****s. Later, when I was sparring with someone, Somehow our legs got locked together and we danced across half the floor before epically falling down 3 stairs. Yep. |
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Last night while I was sleeping, we had a random power outage. I woke up in the middle of the night (as I usually do, due to my insomnia) and fell flat on my face in the pitch black darkness of my house. My nose is still sore. >.<
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So no one has failed this long? No matter, I'll fail for all of you ten times over!
I was in the hallway and my mom was calling me to dinner. I said "Sure, in a sec" so I could find my iPod and headphones, as I always listen to music. I probably searched for a good 10 minutes for them until I dropped to the floor in despair, wondering why the world's background music was so happy when I was so confused. And then I realized... the world doesn't have background music. I was wearing them the whole time on a soft volume setting. I probably slapped myself many times, but I can't remember. |
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Soliek, I was at my friend's house, and a bunch of water splashed out from his pool, which created a massive mud pit, and I was going to throw a sucker at my other friend (it was a birthday party with a pinata) and on my way, I slipped in the mud pit. I was totally covered.
Last edited by blueumbreon; August 27, 2012 at 09:22:54 PM. |
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This isn't so much my fail as it is my phone's, but...
So, you all know the Android Swype feature, right? If not, good. It's not all that great, to be honest. So I was texting a friend back after he asked me how school was going. So I go to reply "Pretty good, I guess." Since my phone is laggy, it takes a while to register what happened and stuff, blah blah blah. And when it came out, it was still 4 words. 4 words that said, "Poetry God, I goat." And then I sent it. |
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