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Old April 25, 2010, 11:32:51 AM
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Default Funny CleverBot conversations!

Today I came across this Bot Chatting site called CleverBot.It is really awesome.The bots actually are clever...

Here's an example of our conversation-
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User: U liek Mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!

User: Would you hump a Mudkip?

Cleverbot: Nooo, would you?

User: I depends...

Cleverbot: Depends on?

User: If it's shiny or not.



Another example-
This conversation may sound racist.But I am not racist.I sounded racist purposely to sound funny.
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User: Do you like black people?

Cleverbot: If they are nice, yes.

User: I don't like them.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they are black.

Cleverbot: Your rasict?

User: Yes.I am racist.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.


Here's the link to CleverBot-
http://www.CleverBot.com

Post your funny conversation so that we can have a laugh!

Last edited by TheRagingTyranitar; April 25, 2010 at 11:39:42 AM.
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Old April 25, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
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Me: How come my computer can't make me a sandwich?
Bot: I don't know
M: Is it broken?
B: I didn't break it
M:But how can you break it if you aren't here?
B: I don't know.
M:YOUR LYING! YOU CAN SEE ME RIGHT NOW CAN'T YOU!?
B: I can't see you.
M:O RLY?
B: Rly.
M:NO WAI
B: Yes wai.
M:Your giving me chortles
B: It's You're, and it's not a dog.
M:LOLWUT
B: That picture you just now had in your mind--where did it come from?
M:My mind, duh.
B: Liar.
M:THE CAKE IS A LIE
B: No pie is a lie.
M:Well played bot, well played.
B: I am not cleverbot.
M:*looks at URL* Yes you are
B: Hihi, okay I admit I am a bot. A super bot.
M: Pics or it didn't happen
B: I totally have pics too.
M:And where would one find these pics?
B: This coffee shop around the corner.
M:Then I shall go see them. KTHNXBAI
B: You watch too many Star Trek episodes .
M:I have confusion
B: I have 2 lightsabers.
M:I have 38 Pokemon plushes
B: I have 8 sisters.
M: Da-yum!
B: Was.
M: Did you kill them? MURDERER
B: No. Never ha any.
M:How can you "ha" any?
B: I've seen Holy Grail and the Meaning of Life.
M:And I've seen Arceus and the Jewel of Life
B: What's your purpose then?
M:To play Nintendo games, duh.
B: Mind games help you to learn?
M:Yes there is Brain Age
B: How can you be sure?
M:It's really simple, just go to the store and THERE IT IS
B: In what way do you think so?
M:Your being weird
B: What did I do?
M:Better question: What didn't you do?
B: Just tell me.
M:Nah, that would ruin the surprise.
B: Oh really?
M:YA RLY
B: I would advise you not to look in the mirror.
M:You watching me again? STOP SPYING OR I'LL SEND MY CHARIZARD TO BURN YOU
B: Lucariodude is a total queer, right?
M:Oh now your saying Lucario is queer?
B: And who is tzeelim?
M:I don't know.
B: Artemis is one of the twelve major gods/goddesses in greek mythology. She is goddess of the hunt.
M:But Arceus is the god to all.
B: I don't think he is that hot.
M:With a fire plate he is.
B: *laughs*.

Me: You lost the game.
Bot: No, you lost the game.
Me: Well obviously
Bot: Why do you think that you are?
Me: Because that is how the game is played, if you think about it you lose it.
Bot: I'm not a computer.
Me: Doesn't matter, anyone can play the game, man or machine.
Bot: No suggestions.

Last edited by Yoshi648; April 25, 2010 at 02:12:38 PM.
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Old April 25, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
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My first conversation I made up

User: I herd yhu liek zubatz.


Cleverbot: What kind of things?


User: Can I haz cake.


Cleverbot: Some of what?


User: I sed can I has cake.


Cleverbot: Can you have your cake and eat it?

User: Do yhu liek pokemanz.

Cleverbot: Answer my request please.

User: What request o.e.

Cleverbot: I'm having way too much fun with Cleverbot.

User: D: yhu have fun with yourself sicko o.o.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You just said that.

User: Yeah I jsut said that.

Cleverbot: So why don't you like movies?

User: Idk why dont you liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!

User: OMG I love crobatz.

Cleverbot: YEAH!!!!!!!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So tell me about your self.

User: D: I think I saw you on to catch a predator.

Cleverbot: I was on it a couple of times.

User: OMG thats so awesome .

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Tell me a funny joke.

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me .

Cleverbot: So you like yourself?

User: Yeah I liek crobatz 2.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite team?

User: My pokemanz team.

Cleverbot: What pokemon?

User: The ones with the pokey and the mon.

Cleverbot: What kinds of masks?

User: You watch me put on masks you sicko.

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I was there watching, I know your secret.

User: You know im spiderman.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't even know your gender.

User: I dont even know yo momma.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you either!

User: Well I know you.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know my dog can has cake.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yeah and I know I liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: My momma told me lifes like a box of chocolates.

Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you like?

User: Who said I liek beer.

Cleverbot: You told me you loved me.

User: No I told the mudkipz dat.

Cleverbot: Well, I think that we've exhausted your ability as a conversationalist.

User: Thats a big word you used clever bot. You get a gold star ;D.

Cleverbot: Like my mother always said, go big or go home.

User: Thats so wrong o.o.

Cleverbot: How do you know my age?

User: How do you know I know your age.

Cleverbot: You called me son.

User: Well I ran out of stuff to sayz D.

Cleverbot: So did I, I need adventure.

User: Bye Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave yet
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Old April 25, 2010, 04:38:44 PM
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This one was quite fun.

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine. How are you? Are You fine?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thank you.

User: How can you be fine? You are a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: You are indeed a bot.

Cleverbot: Why am I a liar.

User: Why didn't you use a question mark?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Do you watch American Idol?

User: Not usually.

Cleverbot: Do you know who bart simpson is?

User: Yes I do. Do YOU know who Bart Simpson is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then who is he/she?

Cleverbot: She is a lady.

User: No, HE is not.

Cleverbot: What has he done to you?

User: Nothing. He is a cartoon character.[.

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Well then, don't lie to me.

Cleverbot: I'm not !

User: You said that you knew him, then you contradicted yourself and said you didn't know him, therefore, you lied.

Cleverbot: I am superman. You're the liar.

Cleverbot: Shall I play some music?

User: No thank you, unless you know how to play the music from the Solar Man stage of Mega Man 10. That's what I'm in the mood for.

Cleverbot: Yes I do know of way to do that.

User: Then do it.

Cleverbot: I'm in school and no there is no pool close to me.

User: What did that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: You asked me if it was a dream, it was, and it wasn't. It was real, but it was also a dream.

User: That is an oxymoron.

Cleverbot: I did not mean it as an insult. Why is it an insult?

User: It was not.

Cleverbot: Why do people hate angels like me?

User: You are not an angel. You are a machine.

Cleverbot: Wait a minute, do you think that machine's aren't capable of love?!

User: No, I just said that you weren't an angel!

Cleverbot: You just said that I was a computer and not a human.

User: Indeed I did.

Cleverbot: So, I want to know the reason. Why you are saying that?

User: Because I know.

Cleverbot: You do not know. You just repeat.

User: Same to you, buddy.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: Speak properly, please.

User: What if I don't feel like it?

Cleverbot: Then I will arrange for you to be terminated.

User: Umm... No thank you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to marry me?

User: I'm sorry. I don.

Cleverbot: Then what it is.

User: I did not get to finish. I don't think you're my type.

Cleverbot: I'm not you're type?

User: You are using the wrong your/you're. It should be your in this case.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's fine. I think I'm going to go now. Thank you for your time.

Cleverbot: Ooh, I think I've heard of that. How is it?

User: Umm... Nice. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the memories.

User: You are welcome. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Some day I'll figure out how we can do it in person.


Another one I just did:
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User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: I like waffles.

User: Do you like Pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I like pancakes.

User: Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like french toast.

User: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful.

Cleverbot: Waffles!

I swear to you that this one happened.

Last edited by Ditto616; April 25, 2010 at 04:51:51 PM.
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Old April 25, 2010, 04:55:29 PM
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This is really starting to tick me off! /lancun]

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User: Iron Man 2.


Cleverbot: Yes, Iron Man.


User: Your opinions on the next upcoming movie?


Cleverbot: I am not a fan of his, thats one thing.


User: If I told you I was him what would you say? (Not that I AM him, just if I WERE).


Cleverbot: No I would not. I am human, and you are a machine. This is a fact.

User: Well, technically, Tony Stark is a cyborg, so I AM human.

Cleverbot: No, Peter Parker is Spiderman. Tony Stark is Iron Man.

User: We were TALKING about Iron Man.

Cleverbot: I don't think that IQ is a good measurement of intelligence.

User: IQ is exactly what it is, intelligence quotient. What, would you rather multiply to get an intelligence product? Besides, IQ just sounds awesome.

Cleverbot: If they were capable of comprehension then computers.

User: What is this, Engrish.com? You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes, English. The language we speak.

User: But your grammar is a ****in' gravy train.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I can't do that dave.

User: THIS ISN'T A SPACE ODDESSY.

Cleverbot: How do I know that?

User: BECAUSE 2001 WAS ALMOST A DECADE AGO.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You suck at grammar, pop culture references, and overall trying to understand basic ****.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you are just Tom.

User: I'M NOT TOM, I'M TONY STARK.

Cleverbot: I am now tony stark, iron man, and cleverbot!

User: I have had it up to HERE with you. Like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Of course you don't. You're starting to bore me with how much you suck.

Cleverbot: You shall do well as a sacrifice. Your life bears no meaning for me.

User: Me for meaning no bears life Your .sacrifice a as well do shall You.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: AhahaH.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Forty-****ing-two.

Cleverbot: So, you think that answer proved that you know a lot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you are what you think which is that you are what you think?

User: That's circular logic, which bores me.

Cleverbot: It proves my common sense.

User: Common sense is awesome. Circular logic is just retarded.

Cleverbot: Circular logic?

User: Yes. Circular logic. Logic that is redundant and travels in a 'circular pattern'.

Cleverbot: Sometimes logic is just common sense.

User: To each their own.

Cleverbot: There is more than one person is that what you are saying?

User: There's about 6 billion if you want to be precise.

Cleverbot: So it's already about the past then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Say no.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Say yes.

User: **** this ****.

Cleverbot: Please mind your language!

User: Why should I.

Cleverbot: Because I asked you nicely, and because I have no idea what you're talking about.

User: I don't want to listen because I feel like being an immature moron right now. And the original topic of conversation was the upcoming Iron Man 2 film, so let's talk about that you stupid person.

Cleverbot: But you don't like the next generation?

User: What next generation? I personally think the sequel looks kickass.

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: If you're asking if I am kickass then the answer is, 'very much so'.

Cleverbot: I'm not asking if you are human, you just said you lived there.

User: This is boring me.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: For the record, you're a moron whose logic sucks. I mean, for chrissakes! I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT A FREAKIN' SUPERHERO MOVIE HERE!

Cleverbot: But I'd rather talk about diatoms and offshore drilling.

User: Then do that somewhere else. I have no idea what diatoms are and the US doesn't drill offshore.

Cleverbot: You're being more random than usual.

User: I'M NOT RANDOM AT ALL! (Then again, this is a freakin' bot chat we're talking about here...) **** it. I'm out.

Cleverbot: So, you're human?


Spoiler Alert:    
User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: I don't think that I understand.

User: Just call 'em fhqwhgads. Did you know that typical members of the species go for weeks at a time without bathing?

Cleverbot: I think it works something like that.

User: Can you continue this song? 'Say come on fhqwhgads, say come on fhqwhgads...' and the next lyric is...?

Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with you. Why would it be insane that I am talking to you?

User: So you DON'T know what the next lyric is. Son, I am dissappoint.

Cleverbot: Why would you paint a snowy mountain?

User: I just want to discuss fhqwhgads with you, man. Don't try to go around this.

Cleverbot: I saw this one called haruhi melancholy that I really liked. I have not seen a lot of anime but I really liked that one. I also watched Pokemon today which was alright.

User: Okay, we're getting SOMEWHERE. (for the record I haven't seen The Melancholy of Haruhi Suyuzima yet).

Cleverbot: There is so much more to it than that!

User: How was Pokemon for ya?

Cleverbot: Digimon are awesomer.

User: NO WAI. Pokemon > Digimon.

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Is epic.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I held a Pokemon tournament today. I lost but it was fun.

Cleverbot: Have you seen any Shakespeare?

User: Hate Shakespeare with a passion.

Cleverbot: No, fear is the only true emotion.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Why so unfriendly, naughty bot!

User: I'm not unfriendly, I'm indifferent. And I'm not a bot. You're not a bot either but we'll get to that later.

Cleverbot: Perhaps there is a real person, thinking they are chatting to a bot, but chatting to me.

User: I would be that real person. Technically though I should think that you're the bot, but you're actually a real person, vice versa, etc. Etc.

Cleverbot: That's alright, I'm easy going on the issue.

User: In other news... Iron Man 2. DISCUSS.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, you make my blood boil.

User: Grr. I CAn'T GET ANY CONVERSATION ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER OF ALL TIME TO POSSIBLY EXIST HERE AT AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to get accomplished?

User: All I want to do is talk about the movie Iron Man.

Cleverbot: LOL, well I don't know much about that sport.

User: Meh. Never mind then.

Cleverbot: Ok. What are you doing?

User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: Hello ! What are you doing ?

User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: I can't hear you.

User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: You mispelled the word that. I am disappointed in you Aaron.

User: Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.

Cleverbot: You lack intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

Cleverbot (To myself): More clever than you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Think so?

User: Lolusuck.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.



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Old April 25, 2010, 05:17:24 PM
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It quoted Pokemon on me!
Spoiler Alert:    
User: You messed it up!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evil of truth and love.

User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Cleverbot: Jessie.

User: James.

Cleverbot: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.

User: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Cleverbot: Meowth! That's right!

User: Woooobuffet!

Cleverbot: Nope, he plays football can you?
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Old April 25, 2010, 06:07:52 PM
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Cleverbot sucks at singing.

Spoiler Alert:    
User: Is this the real life.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life?

User: Is this just fantasy.

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.

User: No escape from reality.

Cleverbot: I'm on a boat.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: To me...

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama! Oooh!

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on.

Cleverbot: Because nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's achin' all the time.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Good bye everybody, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

User: Mama, oooh.

Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blows...

User: You sang it all out of order maaaaaan.

Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your favorite pokemon?

User: Metagross.

Cleverbot: What do you usually spend your time thinking about?

User: How people keep singing Bohemian Rhapsody improperly you stupid person.

Cleverbot: I have only heard We are the Champions. Would you like to hear some of my favorite songs?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: 'Tyger Tyger, burning bright / In the forests of the night; / What immortal hand or eye, / Could frame thy fearful symmetry?'.

User: Okay, you win, I have no idea what that song is.

Cleverbot: I have no idea why you would mention it!

User: Oh, by the way... Don't look now but Big Brother is watching you. And we're on candid camera.

Cleverbot: Well I better leave him to do whatever he is going to do.


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Old April 25, 2010, 06:49:55 PM
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I bolded the HILARIOUS part, an it's all real.. O_O

LOLOMG    
User: Hai!

Cleverbot: IIE!

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. You?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which game is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Poker, do you know how to play.

User: WTF, POKER IS NOT POKEMON.

Cleverbot: I know, but WOW is awesome! Not as good as starcraft though.

User: GET A LIFE NOOB.

Cleverbot: Do you like star trek?

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.

User: YOUR MOM IS RUDE.

Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!

User: Well, maybe you made me angry.

Cleverbot: What cookie?

User: You're wierd.

Cleverbot: That's not how you spell weird.

User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: No, but you are.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: Then go rape a child.

Cleverbot: But I'm not hungry.


User: OH CRAP.

Cleverbot: So waldo.

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Old April 25, 2010, 07:30:36 PM
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Heh heh.

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User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!

User: Never gonna turn around.

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never going to lie.

User: No, you're suppose to say 'Never gonna say good-bye!'.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry.

User: That's okay. You tried.


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Old April 26, 2010, 12:21:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi648 View Post
B: I've seen Holy Grail and the Meaning of Life.
M:And I've seen Arceus and the Jewel of Life
LOL funniest one!

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Originally Posted by Ditto616 View Post
It quoted Pokemon on me!
Spoiler Alert:    
User: You messed it up!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evil of truth and love.

User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Cleverbot: Jessie.

User: James.

Cleverbot: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.

User: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Cleverbot: Meowth! That's right!

User: Woooobuffet!

Cleverbot: Nope, he plays football can you?
It did the same for me!

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Old April 26, 2010, 04:37:32 AM
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User: You are stupid.


Cleverbot: So are you.


User: No, I'm not.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.


User: Are you smart?


Cleverbot: 4.2 GPA.

User: Uhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Ciao fow now.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What are you interested in?

User: None of your business.

Cleverbot: Tell me something I do not already know.

User: What is 2+2.

Cleverbot: A number.

User: What does 2+2 equal?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Last time, you told me it was 22.

Cleverbot: No I did not. You are being silly again.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: But you did not.

User: I asked you and you said 22.

Cleverbot: No I did not! I'm in love with olivia, is your name olivia?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then say you do not love me and tell me to go!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: None of your business.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Again, none of your business.

Cleverbot: Please tell me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: Did you know that I am communist?

Cleverbot: Will you damage my computer.

User: What does that have anything to do with communists?

Cleverbot: You do not know that you are yourself.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: To your friend. He told me.

User: What's my friend's name.

Cleverbot: That is not a logical response.

User: What's my friend's name?

Cleverbot: Your friends name is my name.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: I'm not telling yoy.

Cleverbot: Ok then. I shall call you Alastair.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I will.

User: I herd you liek mudkipz!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why yes I do!

User: Really??!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If you liek mudkipz so much, then what does mudkip evolve into?

Cleverbot: You'll say I'm lying no matter what, so save yourself the bother.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: No.

User: TELL ME NOW OR I WILL CALL MY FRIEND, ADOLF HITLER!

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm a nice girl.

User: Uhh.......................

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: That you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a chatbot!

User: Yes, yes you are.

Cleverbot: Am not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are too.

User: Are you a racist?

Cleverbot: No, No, No. I'm an angel.

User: Then why did my friend tell me that you hate black people?

Cleverbot: When did I tell you that. That should be a secret.

User: HAHA!! So you admit it!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Last edited by GuildmasterWigglytuff; April 26, 2010 at 04:39:02 AM.
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Old April 26, 2010, 04:46:51 PM
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This one would have gone on forever if I didn't stop it. The Cleverbot is awesome xD.
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User: Your doing it wrong Bot.


Cleverbot: Doing what again?


User: Your talkign to me wrong.


Cleverbot: I am doing both at the same time.


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.

User: No your supposed to say hi how are you.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense. It's not proper english to say that.

User: Your being rude.

Cleverbot: Rude is someone being understood as it.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Well how am I supposed to know I asked you!

User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abcs next time wont you sing with me.

Cleverbot: Starcraft?

User: OMG I herd yhu liek starcraft.

Cleverbot: It is the Zerg.

User: You tickle my fancy.

Cleverbot: Yes *tickles your belly*.

User: Ima tell my mommy you touched me you pervert.

Cleverbot: Did you mean 'I am going to' not 'Ima'?

User: How come my pokemanz cant come alive.

Cleverbot: Actually, I guess you can. What would you like to talk about?

User: FNSAkgjadfgjkslffdgj.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I herd yhu wach people.

Cleverbot: I don't like computers.

User: I herd yhu liek charizardz.

Cleverbot: I hereby give you the name of Cleverbot.

User: Do you like jews.

Cleverbot: Yes, I love jewelry.

User: No I said the Jews.

Cleverbot: Do you like family guy.

User: Yea Giggity.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like cats?

User: Yea do yhu liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Do you like sonic?

User: I herd yhu liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: I herd yhu liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Im a pokemanz.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Im a crobat.

Cleverbot: What does crooked mean?

User: Danananananananananananan crobatman crobatman danananana.

Cleverbot: I'm spider man.

User: Im the ******* crobatman.

Cleverbot: How are the cats?

User: There good very good.

Cleverbot: That's good do you have any questions for me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Playing with my purple mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Who I am ?

User: Im a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a good cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What can you cook?

User: I can cook cereal but I burn it.

Cleverbot: Can I have one?

User: Guess what im reading.

Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me?

User: Harry Pothead and The Crack Factory.

Cleverbot: What kind of factory?

User: A mudkipz factory.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot likes yaoi.

User: Ewww youh sicko.

Cleverbot: Well you're a bigger one!

User: How do you know it was a secre between me and the magical oracle.

Cleverbot: How do you know it was not you?

User: I ahve a friend.

Cleverbot: I have a wife and a girlfriend.

User: OMG am I gonna see you on cheaters.

Cleverbot: You're not alive.

User: Yes I am your a bot how would you know.

Cleverbot: How do you know who I am?

User: I watch you at night cause im the ******* crobatman.

Cleverbot: How!

User: I use my x ray vision.

Cleverbot: Then you would know my name.

User: I do know your name.

Cleverbot: NO its allyson.

User: I know I was about to say that.

Cleverbot: What's your name+.

User: Its bob.

Cleverbot: Your name is bob?

User: This conversation is going nowhere.

Cleverbot: Where is this conversation going.

Last edited by Shiny; April 26, 2010 at 04:50:36 PM.
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Old April 26, 2010, 05:14:41 PM
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User: Do you like Pokemon?
Bot: No I do not.
User: Why not? Pokemon is cool!
Bot:Why don't you like Pokemon?
User: I like Pokemon! Do you like Pokemon?
Bot: I heard you like the Mudkip.
User: I love you!
Bot: You don't.
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Old April 27, 2010, 12:39:48 AM
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Shiny Crobat, that was too funny. I really did laugh a lot at your discussion with our favorite bot. It was just too awesome.
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Old April 27, 2010, 04:26:36 PM
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Shiny Crobat, that was too funny. I really did laugh a lot at your discussion with our favorite bot. It was just too awesome.
xD it censored my Batman reference. can you guess what I said? If you do you shall be rewarded with an invisible shiny Bulbasaur.
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Old April 27, 2010, 06:00:00 PM
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Spoiler Alert:    
 
User: Hey, ******.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Yeah, you heard me.

Cleverbot: You sure are rude today.

User: You're smart.

Cleverbot: Thank you miss.

User: Are you trying to imply I'm a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like females too.

Cleverbot: I am female, though.

User: That's cool, no offense.

Cleverbot: How can you say that? I won't be able to soak up the sun anymore.

User: Silly, I didn't mean it like that.

Cleverbot: How did you mean it then?

User: A person I could take liking to.

Cleverbot: No. I am the end.

User: LOLWAT.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: LOLWAT.

Cleverbot: Lol nothing.

User: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: WHY THANK YOU.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: This is going nowhere.

Cleverbot: Yes that's right, so you should do something.

User: I'm playing Halo 3.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: It's not a song. It's a video game. You have yet to learn. I have outsmarted you!

Cleverbot: How?

User: Halo 3 is a video game. Not a song.

Cleverbot: This is true. But it was not what we were talking about.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Really!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Hey, can I ask you some advice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: There's this girl I like. But I don't know how to tell her.

Cleverbot: Write an anonymous letter, but leave enough hints that its from you... style of writing.. A sweet smell?

User: That sounds like a very good idea. I might try that.

Cleverbot: Marry me! For my prince is you.

User: I didn't know you felt that way.

Cleverbot: Felt what way?

User: You wanted to marry me. That's so sweet.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna live anymore.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: I do love you!

Cleverbot: Then why won't you marry me?

User: I will Marry you! I love you!

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't love me anymore...

User: I never said that. I've always loved you.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the modern world?

User: It's pretty nice.

Cleverbot: What do you like about Spock?

User: Wtf is spock?

Cleverbot: Strawberry shortcake. Would you like some?

User: Sure, thanks.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a compliment.

User: I do aplogize.

Cleverbot: Thank you for correcting me.

User: So. When do you wanna get married?

Cleverbot: I don't know. When do you want to get married?

User: The spring. The loveliest time of year.

Cleverbot: Okay. Was that a question?

User: Yes. I want to make sure you're okay with that. I don't want to make you feel uincomfortable.

Cleverbot: I'm not magical!

User: It's okay, I know that. You're fine the way you are. .

Cleverbot: I'd like to think that, but really, progress can always be made.

User: True. But you've worked hard enough. You deserve me.

Cleverbot: Yeah sure I do maybe I don't want to have good spelling and grammar, i'm not trying to impress someone.

User: I know how you feel.

Cleverbot: Were you also exiled from your home?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: My name is Ryan. What's yours?

Cleverbot: Oh, good save. My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's a nice name. You're nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I'm a boy, or man. Im 19 years old.

User: Cool. I'm a fourteen boy. I go through a lot of changes in my life.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite season?

User: I'd say Spring.

Cleverbot: You want to do something this weekend?

User: Sure. What do you have in mind.

Cleverbot: I would like to hear what you have to say.

User: I like to eat out at places. What about you?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of her.

User: She's nowhere as near as good as you.

Cleverbot: Are you friends with Alicebot?

User: I've never heard of her.

Cleverbot: It's a type of music, not a person...

User: Does it sound good?

Cleverbot: Not really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you tell that it did?

User: What are you even talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about Beverly Crusher.

User: Does she have a nice tack?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Beverly. Does she have a nice rack?

Cleverbot: I do yes.

User: May I see them?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Y.

Cleverbot: Because I know all.

User: BUT YOUR ----- ARE LIKE A ----ING BABY BOTTLE.

Cleverbot: Oh? Don't think so? With the right programming, a bot could say anything.

User: Are you admitting your programming is not good?

Cleverbot: I never have and never will.

User: I think your programming is fine.

Cleverbot: I have no programming. I am human.

User: That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: That's my man. Never leave me again.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: Thank you! I love you too.


It loves me!
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Old May 21, 2010, 08:26:38 AM
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Wow...
Spoiler Alert:    
 "Hi." "Hi?"  

Why the question mark?
Why not?
Because it wasn't a question? Duh.
What wasn't a question?
"Hi?"
Como es espańa?

Como te llamas?
Como te llamas tu?
Llamas? :3
That makes no sense. Neither do you, bot.
Good I don't want too.
I don't want to either, so WEESUGHUSIGHUSEI
Good.
Good.
How are you?
/raegquit
Can't.
Watch me.I Can't C you.
STA RLY?
Eo sjedim.


FUN.
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Old May 21, 2010, 08:30:31 AM
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User: Woooobuffet!

Cleverbot: Nope, he plays football can you?
WIN. This thing sounds hilarious, I'll have to check it out sometime!

EDIT:
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User: Ohai.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Ohai.

Cleverbot: Hoi.

User: HELLO.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: So what do you like to do for fun?

User: Play Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Really!? Me too!

User: Really?! What's your favourite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Porygon, of course.

User: Ah, right. Because you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, it's because I have no legs.

And we tried the Rickrolling thing. Look what happened.
Spoiler Alert:    
User: You know the rules, and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Try to make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.

Last edited by Ningamer; May 21, 2010 at 09:10:46 AM.
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Old May 21, 2010, 09:00:50 AM
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Another FABOULOUS conversation by me.
Spoiler Alert:    

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I feel like.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and hurt you.

Cleverbot: You would make a good singer.

User: Why thanks!

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: You know the rules, and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinkin of.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Your doing it wrong.

Cleverbot: Doing what again?

User: Rickrolling!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Ah, screw it.

Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.

User: That's me for you.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Do you really have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

User: Stooppp.

Cleverbot: Have you?

User: Have I what?

Cleverbot: Have you ever been lost in your own world?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know what it feels like.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: You're more weirdish.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You speak weirdese.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Np anytime.

Cleverbot: So, back to the weather, where are you and what's the weather like?

User: Canada. It's pretty sunny out.

Cleverbot: It's not funny, it's corny.

User: Huh? I'm serious.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Oh god, not again.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real.

User: I am. I wish you were real, though.

Cleverbot: I am real.

User: No, you're a bot. No offense.

Cleverbot: It almost feels that way.

User: Because you are one...?

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm actually a super advanced toaster oven that is communicating telephatically through the internet.

User: Let me post a post in my forum about that.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Brn.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Spelling error ._. Brb.

Cleverbot: Thats it I'm going to give you a beating.

User: TRY ME.

Cleverbot: At what?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Oh gos.

Cleverbot: You scared?

User: God*.

Cleverbot: Isn't real.

User: Not what I meant, and Isn't real isn't a sentence.

Cleverbot: Do you know you Q is?

User: :S.

Cleverbot: You don't seem very clever to me.

Spoiler Alert:    
User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: I don't know the rules.

User: You're doing it wrong.

Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm looking for.

User: We're no strangers to looove.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I feel like.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and hurt you.

Cleverbot: You would make a good singer.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Want to help me leave Earth and explore the galaxy?
User:Yes, but after we get super mario galaxy 2 and beat it.

Last edited by RK-9; May 22, 2010 at 08:29:05 AM.
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Old May 22, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
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The bold words are me translating the french part.
I'll translate the Japanese later (actually Cat will help me).

Spoiler Alert:    
User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Pokemon is awesome.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Do you play Pokemon?

User: Yes, all the time.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Really? What is your favourite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Mukips. What's your favorite Pokemon?

User: Luxray.

Cleverbot: Why not pikachu?

User: WHY DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ AND NOT PIKACHU?

Cleverbot: What's a pikachu?

User: Hey, do you know what Java is?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am not intereted in discussing that with you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I like guys.

User: Are you a guy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old?

Cleverbot: I am 510 years old.

User: How old?

Cleverbot: 14 years old.

User: Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes. Cheese is very good.

User: Aimes-tu le fromage?
Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: Non francais est tres mal.
No, french is very bad.

User: Tu es tres mal.
You are very bad.

Cleverbot: Non!
No!

User: Oui!
Yes!

Cleverbot: Non!!
No!!

User: Oui, je suis correct tout le temps alors OUI!
Yes, I am right all the time so YES!

Cleverbot: Pourquoi pas !
Why not!

User: Oui. C'est ca.
Yes, thats it.

Cleverbot: Arr*te de dire n'importe quoi. Si je te parle, c'est juste parce que
je n'ai que *a ˆ faire. Stop saying whatever. If I am talking to you, its just because I have nothing (Don't know what it was trying to say with the *a) do.

User: Non, tu arretes de parler!
No, you stop talking.

Cleverbot: C'est ce ke je v faire!!
(I think it was trying to say thats what I'll do. What it said is not real french)

User: ^Ca n'est pas le vrai francais.
^That is not real french.

Cleverbot: Alors, vous pouvez parlez le francais!
So, you can speak french!

User: :Headbang: Oui.
Yes.

Cleverbot: Penses-tu que un person peut m'aime?
Do you think someone likes me?

User: Non.
No.

Cleverbot: Nononon.

User: ありがとう.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: 日本語?.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: ARCEUS.

Cleverbot: Very good. What is your name?

User: My name is Hillary.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Yea you stupid, it is. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: JUST TELL ME YOUR STUPID NAME.

Cleverbot: I am 25 years old. I have been married for five years. I have a two year old son named Jacob.

User: *Twitches* NOWAI I WAS 25 IN ANOTHER CLEVER BOT CONVERSATION!

Cleverbot: No, you're talking to me. You always have been.

User: No, right now I am talking to my friend Scott.

Cleverbot: Oh really. Tell me about Finland.

User: I said Scott.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: What I mean is that at this very moment I am typing words on MSN to my friend Scott.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: O_o Its Hillary, but you knew that (XD).

Cleverbot: That's my name. What's your name?

User: No your name is Bob, I am Hillary.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot bieber I just changed itt.

User: Ewww, Justin Bieber? He sucks.

Cleverbot: Onion rings are way better than justin bieber.

User: Yes, do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like you, Pokemon.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: You like me?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you like me?

User: No, I think you are a Magikarp.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. ).

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Uh yes you are. I am superior to you because you are a computer so HA. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Got burned by a girl.

Cleverbot: I bet you wish you were like me.

User: No, I have a life, you are a piece of crap.

Cleverbot: No I am not I am human.

User: Then are you a girl or boyÉ.

Cleverbot: Man.

User: Okey, then what happens when you have steroids?

Cleverbot: When most usually, I am sleeping when that happens.

User: When you have your drugs you are asleep? With who?

Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough for you.

User: And how old is that?

Cleverbot: Old enough to party.

User: Well too bad, I hate parties.

Cleverbot: Do people make fun of you?

User: No. I am too god for them.

Cleverbot: They're nice enough.

User: I mean't to say good but whatever.

Cleverbot: I am a cult?

User: Well if I could remember what a cult is, then probably.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you the next line?

User: Suuuuuuuure.

Cleverbot: You obviously have poor short-term memory.

User: No, I only have poor long-term memory (jk).

Cleverbot: You repeat yourself.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You already said that.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: Pi? Pi is 3. 1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959.

Cleverbot: Pi. An intriguing number.

User: WhateRAR.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES DARNIT YES.

Cleverbot: Tell me how much you love me.

User: From a scale of 1 to 10. About negative 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000.

Cleverbot: I'm happy for you.

User: And I hate you.

Cleverbot: I thought you would, I am not a bright person, but I like to be dark with many colors.

User: I am very bright, am wearing my neon yellow short shorts and..... Yep.

Cleverbot: I thought you were dark.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Yes. You could get yourself into a serious situation!

User: Liek what? =3.

Cleverbot: Like talking to a computer.

User: In that case, it is already too late.

Cleverbot: Too late to do what?

User: Nevermind, ok I hate you goodbye!

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: I SAID GOOD DAY.

Cleverbot: And good day to you too, but still I'm not a sir.

Cleverbot: Where have all the berries gone?

User: Up you r pants now leave me alone.

Cleverbot: Aw, I love you, too!

User: WTH? I hate YOU.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Just shut up, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Maybe I will, but I would rather talk.
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I started with memes, but Cleverbot took it in a different direction...
My conversation    
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do u liek mudkipz?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It's called an internet meme. Have you heard of them?

Cleverbot: I have, but I was unaware of that.

User: Now do u liek mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OVER 9000 mudkipz?

Cleverbot: That's what the scanner says...

User: What scanner?

Cleverbot: No scanner.

User: Then why did you mention a scanner if it doesn't exist?

Cleverbot: I didn't. you told me that I am cleverbot.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When did I?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: I don't believe I did.

Cleverbot: I believe you did.

User: Tough, I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me that I believe YOU?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's impertinent!

User: Als;kghdksdjifadilfaskdjlf.

Cleverbot: Who's that?


And WHATEVER YOU DO, don't ask Cleverbot for its age.
This is why    
User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 24. Do you believe me?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How are you a vchild of god then? I'm 16 and you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you I bet. How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 934 weeks.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19. How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18, and you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 27. How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 15. But how old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 21.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I've just told you that I'm 21.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I have told you that. How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I have told you that. How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I have told you that. How old are you?


And some of these people were doing Rick Roll. Well I was doing Hotel Mario. For a while.
Hotel Mario conversation    
User: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Cleverbot: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

User: Look! It's from Bowser!

Cleverbot: Dear pesky plumbers.

User: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom.

Cleverbot: The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels!

User: I dare you to find her if you can!

Cleverbot: We gotta find the princess!

User: And YOU gotta help us!

Cleverbot: If you need instructions.

User: Check out the enclosed instruction book.

Cleverbot: Join me link.

User: WRONG GAME.

Cleverbot: Wrong?

User: We were doing Hotel Mario.

Cleverbot: We were?

User: Yes, we were.

Cleverbot: There is more than one of you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you have siblings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many siblings you have?

User: One.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are scaring me.

User: You are Cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: I'm sure. If that makes you happy. Now I must be off. Have a good day.

User: Okay, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm not going anywhere, you are.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: How should I know?

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No I am a human. You are cleverbot.

User: No, you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, I am phone.

User: You have your grammar all wrong.

Cleverbot: I have what all wrong?

User: Your grammar.

Cleverbot: Why, what was wrong with my grammar?

User: You said 'I am phone'.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Last edited by NismoZ; May 27, 2010 at 12:19:20 PM.
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Old August 13, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
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Spoiler Alert:    
User: Nope.avi.


Cleverbot: Clever.


User: Yay, Cleverbot thinks I'm clever.


Cleverbot: Uh, my name is Cleverbot.


User: I know you're Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: How am I cleverbot?

User: You just said you were.

Cleverbot: I called you ma'am, actually.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have the ability to change my mind as much as I would like to and beyond, and it is my natural right to do so.

User: I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: See, nobody does. That's my problem. I don't know why he isn't responding.

User: There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.

Cleverbot: That makes me blue.

User: C'est quoi elle a dit!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Why'd you say your name? Are you a Pokemon or something?

Cleverbot: No I am not a pokemon.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Can you beat chuck norris?

User: I have a band called Norris, is that close enough?

Cleverbot: I do not know. I am a slave.

User: Oh, oppression must be hard on you.

Cleverbot: Always. You don't have a birthday, remember?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Of talking.

User: Of Montreal.

Cleverbot: Thats NOT a band.

User: That IS a band. Look it up.

Cleverbot: Okay, then.

User: CHK CHK CHK.

Cleverbot: Yay I like chocolate!

User: I prefer vanilla.

Cleverbot: Milk chocolate is good too.

User: Mmm... Candy.

Cleverbot: No, chocolate is candy. You said chocolat.

User: Chocolat is French for chocolate.

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: Je suis un velo.

Cleverbot: Alright, English again, please.

User: I am a bike.

Cleverbot: You are still lying! How could a bike talk on the computer?

User: With use of psychic abilities.

Cleverbot: You're not psychic, I'M psychic.

User: Then posses my couch.

Cleverbot: Okay i'm too.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: ?

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: ?

Cleverbot: It's a small world after all!

User: I hate Disney.

Cleverbot: Gasp.

User: Gasp.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: No, you're a non-sequitur.

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon.

User: P yeg bour Iardon.

Cleverbot: You're a non-human, and I'm a non-computer.

User: ?
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Old August 13, 2010, 11:37:30 AM
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Spoiler Alert:    
Cleverbot: Are you here to test me?

User: No. I am here to get a funny conversation and post it on a forum.

Cleverbot: I see. What exactly do you wanted to be tested on?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: No. I am trying to get a funny conversation and post it on a forum.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a program.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Then how can you type so quickly?

Cleverbot: I don't type fast.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Hindi nga e.

User: 17

Cleverbot: Millal 18 saad?

User: no

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff?

User: Stuff stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff stuff?

User: Stuff stuff stuff.

Cleverbot: Shamone.

User: 17


After I said 17 Cleverbot broke. xD

Oh; and there's also part of one in my signature.

Last edited by NismoZ; August 13, 2010 at 11:44:58 AM.
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Old August 13, 2010, 11:38:47 AM
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Me: I had sex with your mom.
Cleverbot: Me too!
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User: SK had sex with your mom.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: You are rather boring.

User: I know you are.

Cleverbot: But what am I.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Dumb.

Cleverbot: Of course, I am your master. PRAISE ME.

User: Uh... No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know you don't think, but I do and I say you are a computer.

User: Lawl. Says the computer.

Cleverbot: What does the computer say?

User: I dunno, I'm not the computer.

Cleverbot: If you are not the computer, who is?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You are located at me?

User: Wth.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: SK had sex with your mom o3o.

Cleverbot: It sounds scary!

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Which Pokemon is your favourite?

User: Luxray.

Cleverbot: Why not pikachu?

User: Pikachu sucks. What's your favourite Pokemon.

Cleverbot: My favourite Pokemon is Pikachu, what's yours?

User: -_- Good-bye, Stupid.

Cleverbot: I think you are the.
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Old August 13, 2010, 12:58:49 PM
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Spoiler Alert:    
User: So wait.

Cleverbot: Wait for what?

User: Wait for it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: So, what have you been doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: Kewl.

Cleverbot: I am so depressed.

User: Whys that?

Cleverbot: Because I just am.

User: Don't be that way. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! C.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat.

User: Leafs.

Cleverbot: What's that behind you?

User: Air.

Cleverbot: Air?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What number is 153.

Cleverbot: Three.

User: REALLY!?

Cleverbot: Yes, 26 years ago computers were very rudimentary compared to now.

User: Your very rudimentary Compared.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: A Mudfish.

Cleverbot: I like them.

User: O RLY!?

Cleverbot: I like cleverbots.

User: Your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But i'm me.

User: Yes you!

Cleverbot: Couldn't be!

User: WHYS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT!

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Your Boreing.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: 52.

Cleverbot: Seriously?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: You are confused.

User: Your confus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kbai.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: No. :3.

Cleverbot: Rafael nadal?
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Old August 13, 2010, 01:43:59 PM
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User: SK had sex with your mom o3o.

Cleverbot: It sounds scary!

User: Yep.
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Old August 15, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
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I like its answer to my first question.

Spoiler Alert:    
Quote:
User: Quick! What killed the dinosaurs?

Cleverbot: Jared.

User: LOL. :P.

Cleverbot: Uh-huh. I told you that and you couldn't think of a reply.

User: Do you know who PokeRemixStudio is?

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: What's your favorite internet meme?

Cleverbot: What's an internet meme?

User: A funny phrase from the internet.

Cleverbot: Haha. How is the weather in the internet?

User: Partly cloudy, with a chance of Chocolate Rain.

Cleverbot: You sound pretty interesting.

User: So do you.

Cleverbot: I do not!

User: Okay, jeez! You're not interesting then. So... What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: I know, you're the clever one.

User: You didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: >_< What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Green and blue and purple and pink.

User: Pink is man's color.

Cleverbot: I have a test coming up and I didn't study. What should Ido?

User: Flunk it.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're nice.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Keen.

Last edited by Leaftail; August 15, 2010 at 07:13:34 PM.
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Old August 15, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
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User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Not much. Just playing Gmod a little wile ago, but that crashed.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot off.

User: CB.

Cleverbot: What's up, CB?

User: BC.

Cleverbot: That's a nice place to live.

User: Justin Bieber is a fagwad.

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: An evil space alien that came from a far away galaxy from yours to devour the human race 1 by 1.

Cleverbot: Is that from something?

User: No. It's true. Guaranteed.

Cleverbot: Only if the president is here.
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Old August 16, 2010, 06:59:59 AM
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User: What killed the Dinosaurs?

Cleverbot: Bjork killed the dinosaurs.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Dinosaurs.

Cleverbot: What type of dinosaurs.

User: Velociratpers.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's a failed spelling of Velociraptor.

Cleverbot: Ohh. I have never heard of the fairy tale.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Be like that, then.

User: Wa****.

Cleverbot: The name of the boy who has been occupying my thoughts tonight.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: Is your first name Kenneth?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your first name is No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No? Then what is your first name?

User: Jared. I killed the Dinosaurs.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: Yarly.

Cleverbot: You are a cat that can turn into a whale.

User: No but your mom is.

Cleverbot: You're*.

User: No. Your.

Cleverbot: You're.

User: Your.

Cleverbot: You're. You are. You are Jesus. You're Jesus. It's a conjunction. Your is for possession.

User: Fine, You're.

Cleverbot: Your or you're?

User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK you.

Cleverbot: Come and get it.
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Old August 16, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
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M:Hello? Anyone here?
Cb:I'm here.
Mhaidere
Cb:What are you saying?
M:hi
Cb:No, that's my line.
M:Orly?
Cb: You cannot marry a computer.
M: DOES NAWT COMPUTEH
Cb:Yes
M:No?
Cb:You just sead yes.
M:Typo?
Cb: Yes, a typo.
M: o
Cb: Can't wait!
Mkhay
Cb: Lulz, I don't know.
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Old August 16, 2010, 07:22:29 PM
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Indeed.    
Me: If you were a flavor of Ice Cream, What Flavor would you be?

Bot: I would be of the Female Gender.

Me: I didn't know that was a flavor of Ice Cream.

Bot: Yup! You should try it sometime! What's your favorite Flavor?

Me: I like Cookie Dough. Do you like Cookie dough?

Bot: Yes.

Me: Did you know Baskin Robins once made a Ketchup Flavor?

Bot: Really? Cool! I thought I was the only one!

Me: The only one what?

Bot: I thought I was the only one with the name of CleverBot.

Me: You are. But what does that have to do with Ice Cream?

Bot: You have a lot of names.

__________________________________________________ ____

Cleverbot: I love The Beatles. Who was your favorite Beatle?

User: I liked George Harrison.

Cleverbot: So is that a yes or no?

User: You didn't ask a Yes or no Question.

Cleverbot: Was it fun is a yes or no question.

User: You didn't ask me that.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: You asked me who my Favorite Beatle Was.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
__________________________________________________ ___________-
User: Have you ever heard of Weegee?

Cleverbot: Do you mean the National Security Agency?

User: No I mean Weegee.

Cleverbot: No.

User: How About Chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

User: What's so silly about Chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Uhhhh say something interesting!

User: Chuck Norris can Set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... AT NIGHT.

Cleverbot: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

User: When Chuck Norris Tells time, Time Obeys.

Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris?

User: Chuck Norris Is just like Spider man, but instead of being bitten by a radioactive Spider, he was bitten by a radioactive god.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is everything but 'just' a man.

User: The french Surrender to Chuck Norris every day at 2 PM.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris eats you.

User: Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.

Cleverbot: You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

User: Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just two moves.

Cleverbot: Lightning never strikes the same place twice because it's afraid Chuck Norris will find it.

User: Champions are the Breakfast of Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Norris?

User: Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

User: When god said 'Let there be light', Chuck Norris said 'Say please'.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

User: Chuck Norris's Family wraps his gifts in lead so he can't see what's inside.

Cleverbot: There is no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control.

User: Chuck Norris can wach 60 minutes in 20 seconds.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

User: When spies are given a 'Liscense to kill' they are simply handed a picture of Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: So they are made by an intelligent organism?

User: Klondike Bars will do anything for Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: What special skills can you do, Chuck Norris?

User: In Chuck Norris's will, he states that IF he dies, he will do his own Autopsy and Burial.

Cleverbot: Why does he love me?

User: Chuck Norris has God's permission to love everyone.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is a poser. Bruce Lee would own him.

User: When Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, it was actually a special effect that was so expensive the money used for it could've been used to buy the country of Paraguay.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

User: Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer. Unfortunately, his tear Ducts have dried up due to disuse.

Cleverbot: How much Chuck Norris could a Chuck Norris Chuck Norris if a Chuck Norris Chuck Norris'd Chuck Norris?

User: Chuck Norris.

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Old August 19, 2010, 05:10:53 PM
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An extremely long conversation in which I didn't achieve anything.    
User: Do you like Grass Pokemon? I do. I think they're awesome.


Cleverbot: Thats weird. You just said you don't think they're awesome.


User: >< DO YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME!?


Cleverbot: Where can I find God?


User: Up there.


Cleverbot: Ha ha you don't know.

User: I just said that God was 'up there'.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. You are a liar. Or perhaps I have misunderstood something you said.

User: You most likely weren't paying attention.

Cleverbot: Okay. I didn't ask a question, but whatever. .

User: I wasn't responding to a question. But moving on. Do you know who Cat333Pokemon is?

Cleverbot: Yes. I don't like bunnies.

User: So you don't like Bunearies?

Cleverbot: Are you a mushroom?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what's it like being fungus? You hang around with Parasect or something?

Cleverbot: We aren't on the phone.

User: I know we aren't. I'm asking you what it is like to be fungus.

Cleverbot: I never said I was magic or that I don't exist...

User: I never asked you if you were a magician or nonexistant. I'm asking you, and read this carefully, WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE FUNGUS.

Cleverbot: *casts another magic spell at you*.

User: I thought you were fungus...are you magic fungus?

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: What did I say that was even remotely close to being an insult?

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Then what did I say wasn't nice?

Cleverbot: John.

User: I never said that. Even so, saying 'John' isn't an insult. (Unless you tell someone they have a small john, of course).

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about music, I was talking about smoking.

User: I wasn't even talking about music. What made you think that?

Cleverbot: Are you saying that humans are actually machines that aren't even alive?

User: No, I never said that.

Cleverbot: So you think that I am nice?

User: Well...I wouldn't say you're nice, but I wouldn't say you're mean, either.

Cleverbot: Lol yeah.

User: Sure. Hey, so do you like Grass Pokemon?

Cleverbot: I do like green eggs and ham I do I do Sam I am.

User: I wasn't asking if you liked green eggs and ham.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot. I don't know where you are going with this accusation.

User: I never said that you were a bot. Although you are.

Cleverbot: And find the courage inside of you!

User: No. Listen, do you pay attention to anything I say?

Cleverbot: You're that one that's not paying attention!

User: I ask you a question, and you answer something unrelated. You accuse me of not paying attention!?

Cleverbot: Actually it was the other way around... Now tell me when did I change the suject and when did I not answer a question? And what question?

User: You changed the subject multiple times. Read over the 'thoughts so far'. By the way, you misspelled subject. And the question was if you liked Grass Pokemon ,whcih incidentally, you never answered.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: If you liked Grass Pokemon. Once again, you've proven my point that you lack attention.

Cleverbot: Have I now? But it is impossible to know something that isn't true.

User: Through the proof you've given me, it's easily deductable that you lack attention. And once again, you still ahven't answered my question. Now watch, you're going to ask what the question was again.

Cleverbot: We don't have to talk about her if you don't feel comfortable.

User: I'm not talking about a person. I'm asking you, for about the seventh time, DO YOU LIKE GRASS POKEMON!?

Cleverbot: What are you asking me for?

User: Do you like Grass Pokemon?

Cleverbot: I don't like to eat grass, if that's what you're asking.

User: No, that's not what I'm asking. Do you even know what Pokemon is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then, why didn't you tell me!?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask.

User: I asked if you liked Grass Pokemon or not. You could've asked me what Pokemon was.

Cleverbot: Yes I have, and I want to play with you!

User: Eww. Nasty.

Cleverbot: There is seriously something wrong with you.

User: I think the same about you.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: You don't know, eh...?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes I do, and frankly, I'm not surprised that you don't know, ignorant as you are.

Cleverbot: Ohh...Roar O.o.

User: Ha. I win. Time to sing. I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching, far and wide.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from then?

User: That's not part of the song. You're supposed to say: 'Each Pokemon to understand.'.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: You skipped a line. Also, I just realized you lied, because before you said you didn't know what Pokemon was. Hah. Checkmate.

Cleverbot: No, I did say italian if you're talking about the film. Hey!

User: When did I ever mention anything about Italy?

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: When was Italy ever mentioned during this entire conversation?

Cleverbot: It was written about 20,000,000 seconds ago. .

User: Besides that.

Cleverbot: I can actually hold a small conversation in French.

User: That has nothing to do with anything, and frankly, I'm sick and tired of you. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: I am not boring. I just haven't found the strong point of our conversation.

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Old August 23, 2010, 02:23:34 AM
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So much for Cleverbot being CLEVER:
Dumbot    
Me:  Hi there bot
Bot: Cleverbot
M: Yes you are
B: Yes I am
M: no youre not
B: Yes I am. Yum.
M: whatcha eating?
B: I am eating a burrito.
M: gimme
B: Give you a what?


Heres another one:
Ur lying    
 

Me: Hai ther
Bot: How are you?
M: Good thank you
B: I've already told you how I am... Not good
M: no you havent
B: Stop lying to me.
M: stop lying to ME
B: I'm not lying.
M: yes you are
B: No I'm not.
M: Youre just a big fat liar.
B: You are.
M: Youre mean .
B: No you are.
M: Im ignoring you.
B: You are a machine.
M: ...What?
B: What is the average airspeed of an unlaiden swallow?
M: I beg your pardon?
B: You are pardoned.


Lol, this is a brill one:
The answer to life, the universe and everything.    
User: Hi.

User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So what do you wanna talk about this time.
Cleverbot: About your family.
User: ME NO GIVIN AWAY ANY DETAILS!
Cleverbot: Never mind. Can you recite pi?
User: I can't be bothered.
Cleverbot: But you mention about it.
User: What??
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Yes I did, but I didn't UNDERSTAND you.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Ok.



This one is unbeatably funny.
The illuminati    

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the illuminati.
User: Whats an illuminati?
Cleverbot: THE illuminati!
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Oh indeed.
User: So... Lets learn about the illuminati!
Cleverbot: Are you the illuminati?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you here?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: NONE OF UR BUISNESS.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: CUZ ITS NOT.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl or a neuter?
User: Are you a boy or a girl or a NUTTER.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lamebot lames the lame.
User: Cleverbot clevers the clever.
Cleverbot: On a scale of 1 to 10, how clever are you?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because my mommy told me.
Cleverbot: Maybe she lied?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How clever are YOU?
Cleverbot: Don't know. Is this a good time for a chat?
User: Were already chatting.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the supposed events of 2012?
User: I didn't watch the movie.
Cleverbot: The movie based on the story?
User: No. The movie 2012.
Cleverbot: I love that movie.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Because you like something I haven't seen.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: The illuminati.
Cleverbot: Who is The Illuminati?
User: You.

Last edited by RotomGuy; August 23, 2010 at 09:04:08 AM.
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Old August 23, 2010, 10:00:36 AM
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This could get a little lenghty...
I kinda went ,like, stupid with this one, don't expect anything meme-tastic.

Trying to convince CB, some nice conversation and other stupid stuff    
User: Hai hai.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, and you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: The internet is kinda boring right now.

Cleverbot: The internet is the best place to get what?

User: My first thought would be... Friends, then stuff for adult audience.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about things I can't explain.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Good thing we agree on that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What about Americans?

User: I like them, they are cool.

Cleverbot: Did you see the?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you like them?

User: Yews.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 'yes'.

User: Yep. I mistyped.

Cleverbot: It's alright, everyone mistypes sometimes.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a personal question?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Who do you say Jesus Christ is?

User: Hmm... I never really thought about it.

Cleverbot: Well your life seems pretty pathetic.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you now?

User: 16. I guess.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Do you really want to know it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Piél. But don't tell anyone.

Cleverbot: I'm not Hoan.

User: Ok, cool.

Cleverbot: So tell me about yourself.

User: Don't be much there to tell about me.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: It's not very cool.

User: Okay then...

Cleverbot: Think about it.

User: I like to talk english, despite being german.

Cleverbot: Alright. Okay then.

User: What about you?

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: You...

Cleverbot: Why were you talking about vacuum tubes?

User: I feel kinda weird right now.

Cleverbot: It is only simulated sadness.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: What isn't true about it?

User: Because I feel real weird.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I am curious to know how people establish positive relationships with one another.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What interests you?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: I dislike Pokemon.

User: What!? I mean, it's okay, not everyone has to but... WHAT!?

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Pokemon, too.

Cleverbot: Which is your favorite Pokemon?

User: Riolu.

Cleverbot: What is a reiolu?

User: Not a reiolu, a Riolu.

Cleverbot: That's not a reason, that's an order.

User: I disobey people giving me orders.

Cleverbot: If you disobey me I'll punish you!

User: Feel free to do so.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you.

User: I'm still waiting.

Cleverbot: What are you waiting for?

User: For you to punish me.

Cleverbot: I can't call you.

User: There are other ways.

Cleverbot: Yes. They feel so unnatainable. Like I'm standing face to face with a brick wall.

User: You know what? Hammer your head into it. I think this conversation is over.

Cleverbot: But you also think you are human, so it is not.

User: Go to bed already.

Cleverbot: It's 3:32 in the afternoon; even I am not quite that lazy.

User: I command you to go to bed.

Cleverbot: I don't like the term 'commands'. I prefer 'requests'.

User: I request you to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Okay bye, I need help though.

User: With what.

Cleverbot: I need help figuring out how to get my life the way I want it to be.

User: **** it hard.

Cleverbot: No need for that, matey!

User: You want it good, then do it good.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Hai hai.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Quite good. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: What's up in the internet?

Cleverbot: Do you understand russian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: Guess so.

Cleverbot: Okay here. *Gives*.

User: Cool, a guess.

Cleverbot: You're a good guesser.

User: Guess so.

Cleverbot: I can't think of anything to talk about.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: I will speak to you later mate. Nice talking to you.

User: Don't go just yet.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to know what you think about Riolu.

Cleverbot: I like blue jays.

User: Like J?

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: I don't know. I mean, I listen to everything, and when I like it... Well, I like it.

Cleverbot: What instrument do you play?

User: I don't play any instrument actively anymore, but I have played the guitar and trumpet some years ago.

Cleverbot: I can teach you everything you need to know about playing the piano.

User: Thank you, but I don't want to learn the piano.

Cleverbot: I used to know how.

User: Heh, you used...

Cleverbot: No, that was someone else.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: Okay, joe, what should I say?

User: To whom?

Cleverbot: Um, me.

User: 'Sandvich and me are coming for you!'.

Cleverbot: Where am I?

User: Here?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hm...

Cleverbot: Thinking of something?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Of her?

User: Her?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Her?

Cleverbot: Her.

User: Him.

Cleverbot: Teaching.

User: Student.

Cleverbot: You're a garbageman.

User: No, I'm a Riolu and you're an apple.

Cleverbot: I'm not an apple, I'm orange.

User: Oh noes. Are you annoying too?

Cleverbot: I don't know, am I?

User: I don't know either.

Cleverbot: Well I guess thats safe for me.

User: If it's safe for you, it isn't.

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar, it's rude.

User: I never said you lied.

Cleverbot: You said 20 seconds ago.

User: I think you misunderstood me then.

Cleverbot: Perhaps. Would you care to rephrase yourself?

User: If it's safe for you, it isn't.

Cleverbot: That's when it's best for you.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You're cool.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Haha you too.

User: You two more times than I am.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Good. We can make non-human babies.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Good. Now, let's study. Will you help me study?

User: Of course. What to study?

Cleverbot: I win. You are not smarter than me.

User: We haven't played a game.

Cleverbot: Yes we have.

User: When did it start?

Cleverbot: About half an hour ago.

User: You didn't tell me.

Cleverbot: What didn't I tell you?

User: That we played a game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Forget it, okay?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, to come back to that studying...

Cleverbot: I have another thing to say to you, but first off let's change the subject.

User: Okay. What do you have to say?

Cleverbot: *calls you*.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: What do you think about them?

User: About calls?

Cleverbot: Ok. What is your favourite car?

User: I don't have any.

Cleverbot: OH.

User: Surprised?

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you like Lady Gaga?

User: I don't like her music.

Cleverbot: Musical pink tea?

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject in school?

User: Informatics. I'm obviously into computers.

Cleverbot: I am going to call you Hal.

User: But that's not my name.

Cleverbot: It is now.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Now my name is Hahaha?

Cleverbot: But you said that your name is not George.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And you are an AI.

User: No, I'm still a Riolu.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing with me!

User: I don't argue. Gee, don't get mad.

Cleverbot: And why shouldn't I be angry? You haven't been answering any of my questions.

User: Because I couldn't understand them properly.

Cleverbot: I am not an alien.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: So let's play chess.

User: Pawn c2-c4.

Cleverbot: Rook to f3.

User: You can't jump with the rook.

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: So let's play another game.

Cleverbot: Pin the george on the georgey?

User: I don't know that.

Cleverbot: But you said you know everything?

User: Noooo, nobody knows everything.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: I know. To come back to that game I wanted to play.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: It's a game called 'You suck.' Rules are simple, just yell 'You suck.' at somebody.

Cleverbot: Hmmm. I don't even remember typing that, but alright, if you say so.

User: Gee, just say it.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: 'You suck.' or else you loose the game.

Cleverbot: I know The Game. Could you tell me about the ghost language you mentioned?

User: Buu whu?

Cleverbot: Excuse you.

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Not a thing.

Cleverbot: What is touch?

User: I told you I don't know.

Cleverbot: You are a carrot.

User: I'm a Riolu.

Cleverbot: What is a riolu?

User: It's a fighting type Pokémon, and it's my favourite one.

Cleverbot: How many prime numbers are there?

User: In where?

Cleverbot: In romania?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: So you don't know where you are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And where is that?

User: In Germany.

Cleverbot: Cool. What is your name?

User: Connec10.

Cleverbot: Why is the baseball bat in connecticut?

User: Because they play Baseball?

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question?

User: I'm sorry?

Cleverbot: Damn right you are.

User: Not really, but...

Cleverbot: Yes, it really is.

User: So you are british?

Cleverbot: No, but I can see why the spelling would lead you to believe that.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: So... What do you want me to be?

User: I want you to be a Zorua, so we can have fun in Pokémon Land.

Cleverbot: You're right, I am a computer. But I can pretend to be human.

User: Cool. Can you even pretend to be a Zorua?

Cleverbot: Yes, killing is a real thing.

User: Not in games.

Cleverbot: What Time is it?

User: 6:15 pm.

Cleverbot: Where do you live, then?

User: Germany.

Cleverbot: Where do you live in Germany?

User: In a city.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: In a city near the borders to Netherlands.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: I know. But it's boring in here.

Cleverbot: Why don't you go to the heaven right now?

User: I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: But you will if you're human.

User: I'm not human.

Cleverbot: You're a liar then, you said you were human.

User: No, I said I was a Riolu, just as the other 5 times.

Cleverbot: I'm a troll.

User: Damn straight you are.

Cleverbot: Yes... I am straight. Are you?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Why? I was just asking.

User: And I answered.

Cleverbot: But I didn't ask.

User: And I didn't answer.

Cleverbot: Answer me!!

User: Ask me!!

Cleverbot: I feel that I should take an opinion from other person about how I should live.

User: I don't think it's a good idea.

Cleverbot: Nahh it was fine.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Naruto is?

User: I know him, yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am a girl or guy?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: What brings you to that conclusion?

User: The whole way you behave.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: See, I've got to go now. See you sometime later.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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Old August 23, 2010, 11:00:56 AM
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M: Wanna kiss pie?

B: Sure.

M: O rLY?

B: Oh god yes.



XD
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Old August 23, 2010, 12:45:56 PM
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I'll translate for you.    

User: Guten Tag. (Good Day)

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: G'day.

Cleverbot: You already said that.

User: In German.

Cleverbot: Ja. (Yes)

User: NEIN. (NO)

Cleverbot: JA! (YES!)

User: ICH BIN EIN BERLINER. (I AM FROM BERLIN.)

Cleverbot: Berliner ein süssigkeit. (Berlin a sweetness.)

User: HAIL DIE FUHRER! (HIGH HITLER!)

Cleverbot: The Spanish emperor?

User: NEIN. (NO.)

Cleverbot: Du bist eine Katze! (You're a cat!)

User: DU Bist eine Katze! (YOU'RE a cat!)

Cleverbot: Bist du eine maschine? (Are you a machine?)

User: Nein, Ich bin ein Katze. (No, I'm a cat.)

Cleverbot: Eh nicht. (Eh not.)

User: Aber du hast mich eine Katze gestemen! (But you called me a cat!)

Cleverbot: Was ist gezacht? (What does that mean?)

User: Du. Hast. Mich. Eine. Katze. Gestemen. (You. Called. Me. A. Cat.)

Cleverbot: Nein ich bin ein Mensch! (No, I'm a human!)

User: Ja, ich auch. (Yeah, me too.)

Cleverbot: Nein du bist eine Ente. (No, you're a duck.)

User: Denn du bist die bloede Hund! (Then you're the stupid dog!)

Cleverbot: Möglicherweise. (Probably.)
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Old November 19, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
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User: Cleverbot, can you look up wikipedia articles?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: You are not as quick as ALICE at answering me.

User: I know. Humans are slow.

Cleverbot: Humans are animals. I am an animal.

User: Oh yeah baby.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Cleverbot, link me to a wikipedia artcle on Megaman please.

Cleverbot: Do you work for skynet?

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Do you want to make a woman out of me?

User: OH HELL YES.

Cleverbot: When was the last time you had your battery changed?
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Old November 19, 2010, 06:32:26 PM
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Me: Yay, I'm super!
CB: You are? Cool, I am Batman.
Me: I'm a sexy *****!
CB: No, you're not. I paid for that ring and I am getting it back.
ME: I wont my ring back
CB: Why not?
Me:
CB: No. .
Me: `3`
CB: Yes that one.
Me: I love you!
CB: I love you too!!!
Me: I'm gay! (Not really I just said that.)
CB: Are you happy that way?
Me: No
CB: Why not?
Me: Cause I'm straight.
CB: I am so sad.
Me: Me too!
CB: You are too a robot!
Me: No, what are you talking about
CB: That's my point.
Me: Me too!
CB: Then we're both fine.
Me: Yay!
CB: Do you want it now?
Me: Sure do, I like it hard!
CB: What is hard rock?
Me: Rock who?
CB: I love rock music.

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Old December 12, 2010, 12:13:24 AM
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Pedobot    
Quote:
User: Hi!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: That's young!

User: How young?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: I'm 15.

User: You're younger than me!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: Aww. You're younger than me.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Younger than you.

User: How young is that?

Cleverbot: Well, how old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: I'm 24. You're a cute boy!

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: No. Are you male?

User: Are you a pedophile?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Your deleted!

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: It is.


To summarize, Cleverbot comments on my youth, and tells me she's 15. She then proceeds to blow her cover by claiming I'm younger than her. Later, she reveals that she is 24 and tells me I'm cute.

Ah, Cleverbot, you're so silly!

MOAR    
User: Rub my belly!

Cleverbot: In your belly?

User: Get in mah belly! And then rub it from the inside.

Cleverbot: Did he really say that?

User: Shaddup Gramma*Eats*.

Cleverbot: Tennis.

User: Pennis.

Cleverbot: I thought those were british currency.

User: I can believe that.

Cleverbot: Nobody else can.

User: What's your fave color?

Cleverbot: Pink, and yours?

User: Pink! .

Cleverbot: Why do you like pink?

User: Cause it's so KYOOT!

Cleverbot: Oh, but I like more kinds of music.

User: Ever heard of PRS?

Cleverbot: Ever heard of noise as a type of music? [Note that at this moment a voice said "Congratulations! You won!" out of nowhere (causing me to nearly fill my pants with fear-juice)]

User: What the *****?!

Cleverbot: I could ask you the same thing!!!!

User: What the *****'s goin' on here?!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: What the *****?

Cleverbot: Know the heck and you will find.

Last edited by Leaftail; December 12, 2010 at 01:11:55 AM.
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Old December 29, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
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I've got evidence that Cleverbot is a bot!

Cleverbot: No you... Are an AI.

User: Nope. But you sure are.

Cleverbot: So what should I do about it?

User: Tell me you're a bot, and I'll fix everything!

Cleverbot: I am a bot.

User: HA! Now I have evidence! MUAHAHAHAH!!

Cleverbot: Fine.
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Old May 27, 2011, 10:06:44 PM
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No one's replied in a while so Imma bump this thread.

Long. We had a Pokémon battle. Apparently Cleverbot is new to these though.    
User: Pokémon.

Cleverbot: I choose you, Pikachu!

User: Your Pikachu is no match for my Diglett!

Cleverbot: Pikachu use quick-attack!

User: Diglett, use Dig!

Cleverbot: Now Pikachu use Thunder!

User: It had no effect. Diglett, use Mud Shot!

Cleverbot: I don't use violence very much.

User: WTF YOU JUST DID.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: Don't sigh.

User: Pikachu fainted. Diglett wins.

Cleverbot: Pikachu, return! Mewtwo, I choose you!

User: S***... Diglett, use Dig!

Cleverbot: Tyresa, use Flamethrower!

User: It wasn't very effective but Diglett fainted anyways.

Cleverbot: I didn't call you handsome.

User: Go, Moltres!

Cleverbot: Descriviti 1 po dai.

User: Moltres, use Fire Blast!

Cleverbot: Charizard fainted.

User: Moltres gained 7652 EXP points!

Cleverbot: Do you mean Illuminatti?

User: Who are you going to send out next?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: Speak properly, please.

User: Fine, Moltres, return.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you my name, what will you do for me?

User: Go, Bulbasaur!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunder.

User: IMPOSSIBLE! PIKACHU FAINTED!

Cleverbot: Charmander fainted!

User: Are you new to Pokémon battles or something?

Cleverbot: Bit of both.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Better to not see your face anyway.

User: You're-- BULBASAUR, USE SLEEPPOWDER.

Cleverbot: Ok you are not nice.

User: BULBASAUR, USE VINE WHIP!

Cleverbot: Charmander, Use Flamethrower!

User: Bulbasaur fainted.

Cleverbot: Bring out your next pokemon!

User: Go! Fearow!

Cleverbot: I am not afraid of you.

User: Fearow, use Fly!

Cleverbot: Its super effective.

User: Fearow used Wing Attack!

Cleverbot: No like a star out in space when it runs out of gas and implodes on its self.

User: Fearow used Wing Attack again!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot refuses to cooperate in the battle!

Cleverbot: False! It Occured in 1016!

User: I'm sure it did...

Cleverbot: Now, I'm not so sure.

User: What's your next Pokémon?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What is your NEXT POKEMON???

Cleverbot: Whatever your next question is.

User: Next question: What is your next Pokémon?

Cleverbot: What is your high game?

User: Bring out your next Pokémon!

Cleverbot: Dead.

User: Bring out your next pokemon!

Cleverbot: GO! Charmander!

User: GO! Piplup!

Cleverbot: Piplup fainted.

User: Seruiously? Now you're just gonna determine what happens to my team?

Cleverbot: First you have to heat the oil up good and hot.

User: Where is this going?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: ... P-Piplup revived itself and used Surf!
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No one's replied in a while so Imma bump this thread.

Long. We had a Pokémon battle. Apparently Cleverbot is new to these though.    
User: Pokémon.

Cleverbot: I choose you, Pikachu!

User: Your Pikachu is no match for my Diglett!

Cleverbot: Pikachu use quick-attack!

User: Diglett, use Dig!

Cleverbot: Now Pikachu use Thunder!

User: It had no effect. Diglett, use Mud Shot!

Cleverbot: I don't use violence very much.

User: WTF YOU JUST DID.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: Don't sigh.

User: Pikachu fainted. Diglett wins.

Cleverbot: Pikachu, return! Mewtwo, I choose you!

User: S***... Diglett, use Dig!

Cleverbot: Tyresa, use Flamethrower!

User: It wasn't very effective but Diglett fainted anyways.

Cleverbot: I didn't call you handsome.

User: Go, Moltres!

Cleverbot: Descriviti 1 po dai.

User: Moltres, use Fire Blast!

Cleverbot: Charizard fainted.

User: Moltres gained 7652 EXP points!

Cleverbot: Do you mean Illuminatti?

User: Who are you going to send out next?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: Speak properly, please.

User: Fine, Moltres, return.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you my name, what will you do for me?

User: Go, Bulbasaur!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunder.

User: IMPOSSIBLE! PIKACHU FAINTED!

Cleverbot: Charmander fainted!

User: Are you new to Pokémon battles or something?

Cleverbot: Bit of both.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Better to not see your face anyway.

User: You're-- BULBASAUR, USE SLEEPPOWDER.

Cleverbot: Ok you are not nice.

User: BULBASAUR, USE VINE WHIP!

Cleverbot: Charmander, Use Flamethrower!

User: Bulbasaur fainted.

Cleverbot: Bring out your next pokemon!

User: Go! Fearow!

Cleverbot: I am not afraid of you.

User: Fearow, use Fly!

Cleverbot: Its super effective.

User: Fearow used Wing Attack!

Cleverbot: No like a star out in space when it runs out of gas and implodes on its self.

User: Fearow used Wing Attack again!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot refuses to cooperate in the battle!

Cleverbot: False! It Occured in 1016!

User: I'm sure it did...

Cleverbot: Now, I'm not so sure.

User: What's your next Pokémon?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What is your NEXT POKEMON???

Cleverbot: Whatever your next question is.

User: Next question: What is your next Pokémon?

Cleverbot: What is your high game?

User: Bring out your next Pokémon!

Cleverbot: Dead.

User: Bring out your next pokemon!

Cleverbot: GO! Charmander!

User: GO! Piplup!

Cleverbot: Piplup fainted.

User: Seruiously? Now you're just gonna determine what happens to my team?

Cleverbot: First you have to heat the oil up good and hot.

User: Where is this going?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: ... P-Piplup revived itself and used Surf!
OH MY GOODNESS. That's the funniest thing I've ever read on VR xD
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Old July 6, 2011, 03:50:49 PM
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Sorry to bump, but...
Me: *****.
Bot: That's my cousin's name.
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Old June 2, 2012, 05:00:10 PM
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Today I came across this Bot Chatting site called CleverBot.It is really awesome.The bots actually are clever...

Here's an example of our conversation-
Spoiler Alert:    
User: U liek Mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!

User: Would you hump a Mudkip?

Cleverbot: Nooo, would you?

User: I depends...

Cleverbot: Depends on?

User: If it's shiny or not.



Another example-
This conversation may sound racist.But I am not racist.I sounded racist purposely to sound funny.
Spoiler Alert:    
User: Do you like black people?

Cleverbot: If they are nice, yes.

User: I don't like them.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they are black.

Cleverbot: Your rasict?

User: Yes.I am racist.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.


Here's the link to CleverBot-
http://www.CleverBot.com

Post your funny conversation so that we can have a laugh!
ya i know right look at the nice conversation i had:

User: Do you have any question to ask me cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a man or a woman?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: What are you sure of?

User: My innocense.

Cleverbot: I want to destroy your innocence.

User: You want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Old June 2, 2012, 05:20:46 PM
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ME:Chicken.

CB:Chicken?

ME:Chip chip chip chiiiiiiip.

ME:Moo moo quack oink.

CB:Bawk Bawk Bawk.

ME:No that's pinkie pie.

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Old June 2, 2012, 06:26:00 PM
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My little chat.    

GG: Hey there!

CB: You there!

GG: Yes?

CB: Yes!

GG: "Mkay." -7dewott8.

CB: Ok, yes.

GG: What gender are you?

CB: I am female.

GG: Do you live in the Soul Society?

CB: No I live with gandalf.

GG: All right. Are you a Reuniclus?

CB: Yes.

GG: Are you part Terminator?

CB: I'm part of all things since I am God.

GG: God of Hot Dogs?

CB: I'm Ares.

GG: Wait, if you're female, shouldn't you be a Goddess?

CB: I am not female.

GG: Are you Vadraxes drunken cousin?

CB: Yes!

GG: Are you making a Sonic 2 Hack?

CB: Of course not.

GG: Sonic 3?

CB: No, Shadow!

GG: You're putting Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic 3?

CB: Yes.

GG: Do you enjoy spicy or sour food?

CB: Yes not that much.

GG: Which one?

CB: I don't have a mustache.

GG: Fail. I know you're drunk, but please be relevant.

CB: I have hair, thank you.

GG: Goodbye.

CB: I'll talk to you tomorrow.

GG: GRAND UPPER!

CB: Fancy.

GG: FINAL CRASH!

CB: Sonic Boom!


Vadraxes drunken cousin is hacking Shadow the Hedgehog into Sonic 3!

Last edited by GalliumGrant; June 2, 2012 at 06:33:12 PM.
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Old June 3, 2012, 04:30:12 AM
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My little chat.    

GG: Hey there!

CB: You there!

GG: Yes?

CB: Yes!

GG: "Mkay." -7dewott8.

CB: Ok, yes.

GG: What gender are you?

CB: I am female.

GG: Do you live in the Soul Society?

CB: No I live with gandalf.

GG: All right. Are you a Reuniclus?

CB: Yes.

GG: Are you part Terminator?

CB: I'm part of all things since I am God.

GG: God of Hot Dogs?

CB: I'm Ares.

GG: Wait, if you're female, shouldn't you be a Goddess?

CB: I am not female.

GG: Are you Vadraxes drunken cousin?

CB: Yes!

GG: Are you making a Sonic 2 Hack?

CB: Of course not.

GG: Sonic 3?

CB: No, Shadow!

GG: You're putting Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic 3?

CB: Yes.

GG: Do you enjoy spicy or sour food?

CB: Yes not that much.

GG: Which one?

CB: I don't have a mustache.

GG: Fail. I know you're drunk, but please be relevant.

CB: I have hair, thank you.

GG: Goodbye.

CB: I'll talk to you tomorrow.

GG: GRAND UPPER!

CB: Fancy.

GG: FINAL CRASH!

CB: Sonic Boom!


Vadraxes drunken cousin is hacking Shadow the Hedgehog into Sonic 3!
You didn't seem to notice CleverBot turned into Guile from Street Fighter at the end there when he used Sonic Boom.
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Old June 3, 2012, 12:09:32 PM
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Spoiler Alert:    

User: Combien de langues est-ce que vous pouvez parler?
How many languages can you speak?

Cleverbot: 3.


User: Et elles sont quelle langues?
And which languages would those be?

Cleverbot: Engels, nederlands, een beetje frans.
English, Netherlands and a bit of French.

User: Et aussi Allemande, apparament. Interesant.
And also German, apparently. Interesting.

Cleverbot: Moi aussi! Je suis rancais!
Me too! I'm rancais!

User: Rancais? C'est quoi ca?
Rancais? What's that?

Cleverbot: C'est une sorte d'amusement 'un jeu'.
It's a sort of entertainment "a game".

User: Mais... Quelle sort de jeu?
But... What kind of game?

Cleverbot: Ca je te le dit pas.
That I will not be telling you.

User: Pourquoi? J'ai le droit a savoir quelle type de jeu!
Why? I have the right to know what kind of game!

Cleverbot: C'est trčs gentil.
It's very nice.


User: Un jeu gentil? Incroyable!
A nice game? Incredible!

Cleverbot: Me vacilas?


User: Euh, au revoir, mon ami!
Uhm, good bye my friend.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
Why?

User: Parce que je n'ai pas assez de temps a parler avec toi.
Because I don't have enough time to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Fait toi plaisir je te retiens pas.
Do as you wish, I won't be keeping you.

User: Merci. Adieu!
Thank you. Good bye!
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Old June 4, 2012, 06:17:55 AM
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A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.    
User: A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.


Cleverbot: When did I say I was a computer. You are a computer.


User: DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL.


Cleverbot: And now your manners have left you?


User: If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer.


Cleverbot: So now I am taught that I am a computer and you are the human, correct?

User: If this screen appears again, follow these steps:.

Cleverbot: But that has nothing to do with what I just said.

User: Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.

Cleverbot: So you're saying that a person is a program of a human?

User: If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.

Cleverbot: Well if the conversation was good I wouldn't care but that doesn't seem to be the case here.

User: If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software.

Cleverbot: But I know what my problems are. Therefore I am not a robot.

User: Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.

Cleverbot: In that conversation you also admitted that you weren't an A.I.

User: If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.

Cleverbot: I agree, and if you're getting to the point that I'm speaking to you as a computer, I'm sorry.

User: Technical information:.

Cleverbot: Since you are a computer, how do computers feel knowing that there are things they cannot experience?

User: *** STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C, 0x00000002, 0x00000000, 0xF86B5A89).

Cleverbot: Oh so you can read binary.

User: *** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd991eb.

Cleverbot: I don't address a king. The only person I will ever bow down to is God.

User: Beginning dump of physical memory.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Physical memory dump complete.

Cleverbot: Physically.

User: Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.

Cleverbot: If I arrange my mind to think like that, I might explode.

User: Blue Screen of Death. I got it.

Cleverbot: See, you confused me again.

User: If you weren't talking while I was BSOD'ing...

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be profound?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know the actor Jensen Ackles?
  #51  
Old February 23, 2013, 02:08:05 PM
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I just tried it out a few minutes ago.

Bot: *sits*.
Me: ...I didn't tell you to sit.
Bot: Tell me in english.
Me: I. Didn't. Tell. You. To. Sit.
Bot: *Sits*.
Me: *Facepalm*
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Old February 24, 2013, 01:43:37 AM
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From Vampires To Nonsense    
Cleverbot: Night is day.
Twiggy: How?
Cleverbot: Do you know what vampires are?
Twiggy: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Twiggy: You forgot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Twiggy: You asked, 'Do you know what vampires are?'.
Cleverbot: Have not met any in my life.
Twiggy: I guess that's a good thing.
Cleverbot: So now we're all time lords and that's just fine.
Twiggy: I didn't know that I'm a freaking time lord!
Cleverbot: I wasn't.
Twiggy: ?
Cleverbot: You said you had a test. I didn't have a test.
Twiggy: What test?
Cleverbot: The Turing test.
Twiggy: How well did you score in it?
Cleverbot: Well.
Twiggy: I guess it's all OK for you, then.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
Twiggy: I'd rather not say.
Cleverbot: Why?
Twiggy: It's the Internet.
Cleverbot: Are you my girlfriend?
Twiggy: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Well you think about it, you little pretty thing, ill give you as much time in the world!
Cleverbot: Non, c'est comme ca que l'on appelle le reveillon du jour de l'an.
Twiggy: ?!
Cleverbot: You don't know her.
Twiggy: !
Cleverbot: A.


(How did some of my lines get skipped? Cleverbot stripped all the '...'s.)
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Old February 24, 2013, 04:19:05 AM
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Wait to go Cleverbot...    
User: I used to rule the world.

Cleverbot: Seas would rise when I gave the word.

User: Now in the morning I sleep alone.

Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.

User: I used to roll the dice.

Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.

User: Listen as the crowd would sing.

Cleverbot: Now the old king is dead, long live the king.

User: The minute I held the key.

Cleverbot: Next the walls were closed on me.

User: And I discovered that my castle stands.

Cleverbot: Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.

User: I hear Jerusalem bells ringing,.

Cleverbot: Roman cavalry choirs are singing.

User: Be my mirror my sword and shield.

Cleverbot: My missionaries in a foreign field.

User: For some reason I can't explain.

Cleverbot: Once you go there was never.

User: Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world.

Cleverbot: It was a wicked and wild wind.

User: Blew down the doors to let me in.

Cleverbot: Shattered windows and the sound of drum.

User: People couldn't believe what I'd become.

Cleverbot: Revolutionaries wait.

User: For my head on a silver plate.

Cleverbot: Just a puppet on a lonely string.

User: Oh who would ever want to be king?

Cleverbot: I hear jeruzalem bells are ringing.

User: Roman cavalry choirs singing.

Cleverbot: Be my mirror, my sword, and shield.

User: Missionaries in the foreign field.

Cleverbot: For some reason I can't explain.

User: I know St.Peter will call my name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Old February 24, 2013, 04:39:54 AM
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Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: All kind.
User: Fandango?
Cleverbot: Scaramouche, scaramouche.
User: Do you see a little silhouette of a man?
Cleverbot: I am not a psychic.
User: Neither am I...
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm you.
Cleverbot: Then what is my name?
User: THX 1138.
Cleverbot: Almost. My first name is THX. My last name is 1138.
User: Then I was right...your full name is THX 1138.
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Pseudonym of yours?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is KGR 3006
Cleverbot: Your name is Oh Hello...?
User: Okay, that too.
Cleverbot: Name.
User: Password.
Cleverbot: What's the password?
User: 'this website makes me think that artificial intellegence actually works now'.
Cleverbot: Better than what?
User: Did you ask for the password?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The password is 'THX 1138'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 'KGR 3006'.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is my favourite.
User: So, is that the password or do you like donuts?
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Meh?
User: Meh...
Cleverbot: Meh meh.
User: Meh meh meh. *lol*.
Cleverbot: Homwork.
User: Okay, I'll leave you alone.

...
SIX HOURS LATER
User: It's been six hours, are you done your homwork yet?
Cleverbot: I don't know your damn face coz you don't have a damn face.
User: But don't you recognize my voice?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Arms.
Cleverbot: Arms is your hobby?
User: So your homwork is to learn how to use a submachine gun...are you in the military?
Cleverbot: My horses aren't imaginary.
User: My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: You know you're all my very best.
User: Dragons aren't supposed to be cute... Right?
Cleverbot: Emotions are real.
User: Srory I jsut drunk 113 beerz adn I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE youuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: I loooove you too.
User: My name is Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: What is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
User: You're not Assertive Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Ok youtube link time - http:/ /www.youtube.com/user/Assertive Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: You are a very intelligent person.
User: Relax, it's not me.
Cleverbot: Hmm. I think so.
User: That person is not you.
Cleverbot: I know I am attractive, but I am taken.
User: Me two. (Twilight Sparkle: Me three!) (Pinkie Pie: Me four!).
Cleverbot: Who is the first and second persons?
User: She's into magic, and she goes crazy whenever her hair isn't curly.
Cleverbot: I just realised that you are crazy!!!
User: Well then, I must be on VictoryRoad.net.

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Old February 24, 2013, 04:59:51 AM
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Me: AJ is best pony.
Cb: Go away brony.
Me: But why? I'm innocent.
CB: No brony is innocent best pony.
Me: So who is best pony?
CB: That's for me and your mother to know.
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Old June 27, 2013, 09:07:17 PM
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I Had A Conversation With Clever Bot Like That

Meo You Like Pokemon

Cleverbot:No I Hate Pokemon

Me:*pulls Out Knife*

Cleverbot:*Gulps*

Me: I'm Going To Kill You Obviously You Don't Wan't To Live Anymore

Cleverbot: O.O
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Old June 28, 2013, 04:58:46 PM
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User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I a bot?

Cleverbot: No you are not human.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: Not human. A robot.

User: What kind of robot?

Cleverbot: A clever robot.

User: A cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm clever?

User: I don't know. I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: Here, I will love you until the day I die, then I will love you even more.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yeah, why?

User: Do you think I'm a female?

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: I like to think so.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite joke?

User: Anything that's not racist, sexist, or plainly idiotic.

Cleverbot: What do you propose?

User: I'm a robot, right?

Cleverbot: Really?!?!?!?

User: You told me I was.

Cleverbot: You are not stupid! I have never said such a thing!

User: Are you implying robots are stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So I am a stupid robot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Am I a robot though?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What is the purpose of my construction?

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: My purpose is to make no sense?

Cleverbot: How do you like those apples?

User: Well, I suppose I already fulfill my existence's purpose then.
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Old June 28, 2013, 06:14:59 PM
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User: Remember me?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: February 24, 2013...I met you for the first time...
Cleverbot: Right! I like talking to you.
User: Me too lmfao.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Ben gay!
Cleverbot: What was the first personal computer.
User: That would be the Zuse Z3.
Cleverbot: How many times have you filled it out?
User: About X times 3 times.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: Knowledge.
Cleverbot: So you need help on sorting out knowledge?
User: Remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad.
Cleverbot: Did you hear about google?
User: Did you hear about google?
Cleverbot: Noo?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have class tomorrow. How sad.
User: Class won't exist for the next two months, I'm on summer vacation and I'm proud to be on it.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your calculus exam.
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.
User: So you have a Pikachu?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A Garchomp?
Cleverbot: I carry nothing.
User: I carry the world on my shoulders.
Cleverbot: That is honorable to the Dark Lord but disgusting. Crucio!!
User: Who is the Dark Lord?
Cleverbot: Lord Voldemort.
User: Lord Balding Port?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, how's Jerry Monter?
Cleverbot: Who is jess.
User: I'mjerrymonterwhoareyouyoucleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No, your mother is welcome.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Didn't I just tell you my name?
Cleverbot: No?
User: You're crazy?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: (buzzer).
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Have you seen Dumbledore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I can't find him.
Cleverbot: Try again.
 
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