The Pokemon "gangsta rap"

[DashArmy]

(You can move this to Intresting/Funny stuff if you want)

Rapping isn't really my favorite, but this is pretty cool because I understand everything in this song. Click spoiler for lyrics and vidya.

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It's a school night

And Im at the mall with the crew

Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew

Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again

We dont listen to our parents

Well stay out till ten

Head over to the Gamestop

G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)

Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case

It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye

A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five

Dang, thats a hella good deal

Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?

Whats pokeman?

Poke man, its pokemon

And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon



So we get the games and then we walk out the door

Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four

Thats right

I got blue and you know my boys got red

I take my game home and thats when my girl said

Listen! When you gonna take me out like you claim?

Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game

Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?

And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave

So then she left me

But you know its all good

Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood

Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin

Is there something in your pocket?

No, I think Im evolving



Girl, yeah would you please give me something

Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)

Its like my Arbok is jumpin 

Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice

Its my payday tonight

Meowth, thats right

Girl, take my hand lets go

We can take a trip down victory road

Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time

Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.



I start with Charmander

Thats right I dont mess around

I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town

And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad

Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge

Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed

I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash

Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur

But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.

This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!

Now he wont never ever try that again

Fella need a poke-center

Ding, ding, da, da, ding

Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling



Girl, yeah would you please give me something

Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)

Its like my Arbok is jumpin 

Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice

Its my payday tonight

Meowth, thats right

Girl, take my hand lets go

We can take a trip down victory road

Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time

Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.



(breakdown)



I got the Bolder Badge

Girl I know you like that

I got the Thunder Stone

Girl I know you like that

I got the Dome Fossil

Girl I know you like that

Thats right I know you like that



Girl, yeah would you please give me something

Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)

Its like my Arbok is jumpin 

Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice

Its my payday tonight

Meowth, thats right

Girl, take my hand lets go

We can take a trip down victory road

Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time

Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind. 

Especially the guy in blonde, the chorus, I think it is? Yeah. I don't think this was meant as a parody. I love this.

[Charizard98]

EPIC WIN!

[OMGITSJAD]

The chorus when he mentions Victory Road & that ending = xD

[TheRagingTyranitar]

Love it! specially the beginning music XD

[IceCreamb4Dinner]

Originally Posted by TheRagingTyranitar

Love it! specially the beginning music XD

me 2

[SK]

YO DAWG THIS IS DOPE IN THA HOUSE WITH THE HIZZY AND THE FAJIGGLEZ DAWG YO DAWG

So really, they did a good job on this. It's amazing. ^_^

[Shiny]

This is Epic

The chorus is the best 8D