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Also, my comedy teacher once said. "I hate everyone equally. And that implies that I hate who the most?" And I answered (Correctly) "Yourself." Last edited by Sableyed; July 15, 2010 at 10:03:43 PM. |
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Dude this just happened on some random chat box website but anyways:
Admin change topic to: FAMILY LIFE (PARENTS) fRaNkisJESUS: HI EVERYONE PonysR4PiMpS:Hi friend alldogzdontgotoheaven:hey markymark!:go to HELLL fRaNkisJESUS: your mean Ididnt have a dad growing up you know..... markymark!: you want the truth fRaNkisJESUS: YES!!! markymark:WELL YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! markymark!: but onestly i'm your father!!! PonysR4PiMpS: GASP........DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHHH fRaNkisJESUS has sighned off. Goodbye! alldogzdontgotoheaven: dude that was ****** up looneytoonsallDAY:lol markymark!: he totally set me up for that one fRaNkisJESUS has sighned on Welcome back! fRaNkisJESUS: the messed up part is that i went and asked my mom and alls she had to say was yes dear. Last edited by MultiWishMaker; July 23, 2010 at 02:48:36 AM. |
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[1: 47:06 PM] Erik: hmph
[1: 48:49 PM] Erik: wait [1: 48:59 PM] Erik: what happens in kentucky [1: 49:06 PM] JohnFreeman: basketball [1: 49:08 PM] JohnFreeman: chicken [1: 49:08 PM] Erik: just a bunch of chickens, right [1: 49:11 PM] Lite: stays in kentucky [1: 49:13 PM] JohnFreeman: yeh [1: 49:21 PM] JohnFreeman: lite's got it [1: 49:23 PM] Erik: there were chickens in iowa [1: 49:38 PM] JohnFreeman: we don't actually keep chickens here [1: 49:42 PM] JohnFreeman: we just eat them [1: 49:49 PM] JohnFreeman: and then cook them [1: 50:08 PM] Erik: goodness [1: 50:21 PM] Lite: eat them [1: 50:25 PM] Lite: THEN cook them? [1: 50:41 PM] JohnFreeman: isn't that how everyone does it [1: 50:49 PM] Lite: so [1: 50:54 PM] Lite: you eat the chicken first [1: 51:05 PM] Lite: then you cook it while it's digesting [1: 51:05 PM] Erik: lite, quit being slow [1: 51:11 PM] JohnFreeman: yes lite [1: 51:13 PM] JohnFreeman: durr [1: 51:16 PM] Lite: holy **** [1: 51:18 PM] JohnFreeman: chickens 101 Last edited by LiteTheIronMan; August 18, 2010 at 12:55:33 PM. |
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[3:07:09 PM] *** Future added Furryvcxz ***
[3:07:12 PM] *** Conference call, duration 00:13 *** [3:07:25 PM] Future: answer [3:07:54 PM] Furryvcxz: I still can't talk. [3:07:59 PM] Future: why the duck now [3:08:01 PM] Future: not [3:08:10 PM] Furryvcxz: My parents are home. [3:08:16 PM] Furryvcxz: Like in the room [3:08:18 PM] Future: tell your parents to go away [3:08:24 PM] Furryvcxz: ... [3:08:26 PM] Future: you want to masturbate [3:08:27 PM] *** Missed conference call. *** [3:08:29 PM] Future: in private [3:08:38 PM] Furryvcxz: ... [3:08:40 PM] Furryvcxz: lol |
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Again a PR3 fun one. You can win body parts on levels, one happens to be the platypus set, and another is the robot.
RotomGuy: I needed the robot head noob. Supernoob: Yes, I am a noob. RazorGuy: Hey, you stole my name. RotomGuy: No, you'll find I didn't steal your name. Supernoob: I need the platypis parts. RotomGuy: XD RazorGuy: Platypis parts XD Some noob there XD. EDIT: Some guy and me had a fight about who's level is best. RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!! OmletteRock: Join Omlette land! XGCVX: No. OmletteRock: Yes. Join. Now. XGCVX: I wasn't talking to you. RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!! OmletteRock: Were you talking to him? XGCVX: No. RotomGuy: YES. OmletteRock: XGCVX. RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!! OmletteRock: Join Omlette Land. TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: Wut. XGCVX: Uhh... RotomGuy: CAPTAIN CaptainSkull: Yes? OmletteRock: Join Omlette land! RotomGuy: U and Captain Spark join FREE BODY PARTS. XGCVX: Alright what the hell. CaptainSkull: I have the right to report both of you. OmletteRock: I have the right to cook eggs. RotomGuy: You all have the right to JOIN FREE BODY PARTS. TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: You two have messed up my chat! XGCVX: Im joining Rotom. OmletteRock: NOOOO!!! XGCVX: Sorry dude, cooking eggs isn't my thing. SuperNoob: WHat did I miss? Last edited by RotomGuy; November 4, 2010 at 02:09:33 AM. Reason: New qoute |
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I annoyed the living crap out of this guy XD. Then he started swearing and it filters swear words BTW.
RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS! Pravavrin: I will give you a dino head if you join 2000 years ago. Baddan: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP. RotomGuy: Why don't you. JayJay99: Pram? RotomGuy: LOL what a typo Pravavrin: I'm not a babay! BAddan: STOP MAKING DELIBRITE TPYOS RotomGuy: Lmao BAddan: AND YOU JUST SHADDUP! Pravavrin: /reported. Baddan: I'm gonna fingilly(f***)ing report you soon. JayJay99: /reported. RotomGuy: Oooh! Chubby McChubby Baddan has a potty mouth! BAddan: Oh look who just did a shewet(s***) in his pants. JayJay99: Shewet sounds like candy. Pravavrin: Thats discusting. Baddan: IDK he's a fingillying peice of shewet who married a cooler gender (b****)! Jiggmin (HES THE CREATOR OF THE GAME) : Ahem. |
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And then you draw boxes and write HILARIOUS memes in them and post it on the internet
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So, the following is my response to a guy's Gen 4 Rate My Team on Smogon.
Original Post by (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD)
First off, you do know this is an Uber team, right? Salamence is uber, in case you didn't know. Anyways, in ubers, Ambipom isn't so good. You should maybe replace it w/ something like Deoxys, the generic uber lead. Oh yeah, and I just noticed, is this supposed to be gen 4, cause Boil over didn't exist then. Nor did Volt Change. Also, your Salamence only knows 3 moves. Last edited by TM38; January 20, 2011 at 05:41:21 PM. |
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does." |
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[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: @ff [Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL [Today 04:43 PM] Timati: LOOOL [Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLOLOL [Today 04:43 PM] LotWPro: ****. [Today 04:43 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ****ing timing [Today 04:42 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ...which I just finished eating [Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: No where as weird as toothpaste however. [Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: Couple of times I got the sb to discuss about food. |
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I actually have several... All of them screencaps.
Okay this one needs a bit of backstory. There was some Northern dude making fun of how he thought Southern people were stereotypical illiterate hicks. And he misspelled it as "illeterate" |
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So I've been re-watching a Dokapon Kingdom playthrough, and I noticed the description for one particular video that I don't think I've noticed before:
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