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L etspl a y poketmonstergree n
A let's play that knows no bounds. And, have you guys ever heard of screen shot let's plays? There good. All great fun. Be prepared for LET'S PLAY POKEMON GREEN!
-----Table of Contents---- Part 1-Below you dummy Part 2 Part 3 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 -Solitare Interlude! Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 -------- First things first, it does have pretty nice sprites. My expectations are high, because I loved Pokemon Blue and Red. My expectations have been shattered. Pokemon Diamond, eat your heart out. This is at the point where I just gave up and went with it. r i pokyman 2too? Dr Pet. Dr Pet. Have you been going to your therapy classes? Then he kept rambling on and on (in broken english, mind you) about pets (aka pokemon). At least the sprites are nice. Now, let's cut to the chase. YES SIR I WILL DEFINE MY NAME SIR I didn't know what to "call it" since you only gave me 5 spaces. Of course for your kid you use proper grammar. Blue. I named him Blue. Then, I went and did the normal **** you have to do. No engrish so it wasn't intresting. Anyways, You chose, cause right now I'm gonna rename myself to Oedipus Rex and gauge my ****ing eyes out. Last edited by Dragiiin123; April 22, 2011 at 07:13:01 AM. |
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I SWEAR HE SAID ALLIANCE PET. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying. enge. Becuase we all know that challenge is a very difficult word. Bobo. Really? BOBO?! Congratulations game. You've broken my mind two times and we haven't even gotten to viridian forest. Obviously he can't handle M*A*S*H's greatness. Oh yeah, and every pokemon in this game is a senior citizen I'm convinced. Damn you Torto and you're asailing powers ! Never mess with iShad. I WIN THE BATTLE. Then he rambles on about how he's the greatest and **** but then he ran away and said go quicker. NEXT TIME. BROKEN FOREST. Last edited by Dragiiin123; June 21, 2010 at 12:13:48 PM. |
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Throw all logic and common sense out the window. FOR WERE PLAYING POKEMON GREEN! I chuckled, but it lost me about talking about PET attacks and ****. Let's do this. TAKE ON ME. Damn Jumping cocoons What can I say? M*A*S*H is an extremely good person. *more damn cocoons later* Holy ****. That sis so close to the original name! 1+ for you, game! I'd tap a accurate caterpillar. ...This game loves shattering my expectations. OF MICE AND MEN 2, THE ELECTRICT MICE. Yeah,, where out. nothing extremely funny happened. Just me streaming threw the forest. No trainer battles, too. Okay, Brock will be up soon. Don't get your hopes up, kiddo. |
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Chances are they butchered the gym too. Survey Says! That's 200 dollars to me, folks. *insert the kid that's says you're 100 light years from brock* The best part is is that that's still more original than that gear pokemon. And then I found another broken gem. My sanity looks no so good. I seriously have no witty remark about my sanity right here. And then Shad died. BUT THEN OH SO EXCITING PLOT TWIST. *Even more broken engrish* Lol sex joke. Here's another one that I'm sure you all expected. (All of you being the 2 people who read this crap) Somehow, this isn't as pedofiled as the other one. +1, PokemonGreen! I expect to much from this game. Oh yeah and Shad eveolved to liZARD. I SWEAR that's his name. |
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oh what do we have here oh hey pokemon platnium i should let's play this OH WAIT "moon" "admiring" "mountains" sounds like a cult alright. this isn't a cult, this is a cave! i am so silly. so did the air tell you that or something. alright hold on there Myuki-chan, are your friend 40 years old perhaps? RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. pipi has fallen and cannot get up affirmative. "Dragiiin123" in "The World of Pictures!" that mushroom has to WHISS DOU *cricket chirps* middle of a cave, and ive found engrish coicane. ... might as well. |
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wooooooow. This is malicious. Some bad capitulation you got there. YOU HAVE A MISSILE?! erm, I don't know about this. That is not a missile. Since he wasn't a missile, nor was any of his mons a missile, the power of LIZAR took em out. uh oh, another one How do you pronounce this?! Larteh? Yes! Continue hitting Larte's childhood home in Wyoming! Who, you or me? How many of these things are in this damn cave?! More talk about this so called "missile". where is the missile persay. oh come on some guy had the evolved version of this and now you have the lame one? at lest it's name sounds like killer. I dont want those shells, I wanna get out of this damn cave. Wow, your entire life was you in this cave looking at shells? THAT IS NOT, NOR WILL EVER BE ANY FORM OF A STICK. This one just doesn't make sense. Nor does this one. Let's get our fossil. Dear lord, this is the best translation this game has ever done. Run, run out of this horrid cave. ~~~~~~~ Ne xt TIme own POKETEHMONSTAR gran NEW TEAM MAMBARE anD CONTEST |
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BATTLE WITH AAAA 2
Seriously none of this **** makes sense. Holy '**** game! This is rated E for everyone too! This is getting to the point where I can't even pronounce these damn names. THE RIVALRY ENDS HERE. The English language! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?! I will waste no time beating you so I can get this prize! Come on man, a level 14 CATAP? Thats a little ridiculous. Best be back to trainin', cause my effect was extremely good :I Well this isn't any better :I See bro? You're number 2 ^.^ She delegated BOBO. Seriously, BOBO is the greatest thing in this game. I'm over you :> /simple/ It doesn't so simple indeed. Deja vu. Deja vu indeed. TE FINAL CHALLENGER GOLD BALL! GOLD BALL! WOO! And then suddenly M. NIGHT SHAMYLAN TWIST. Nevertheless, he had no MISSILE either, so we beat him. NEWEST TEAM MEMBER GOGOGO Stame? You're truly...INSTAME HAHAHAHAHA intoducing the new friend......STAME THE SECOND GYM NEXT TIME. ON POKEMON GREEN |
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GYM TIME NUMBER TWO One up for singing lyrics for a Sex Bomb Om Song Aw man, this guy looks awesome! He's all like "Come at me bro, I have nothing to lose". TARCH. RATTAN WHIP FLYING BIRD BAG. SUCH OF WHICH IS WHY POKEMON GREEN IS THE BEST POKEMON GAME EVER CREATED. WALK IN SEE MISTY WHAT DO Carsmy? What happened to Misty? Oh yeah! This guy! I see him all the time at my local Quickstop :laugh: This is like, the most accurate translation ever. still not as good as bobo THANK YOU GOD. I KEPT DIEING ON THIS GIRL. NOW I WON. Welcome to the team, STAME |
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Maybe I'll get some curious sugar again. A skill machine? Maybe I can put that to good use someday. So I looked it up, and it apparently means vitality. It makes sense, but MOUNTAINS ARE NOT SENTIENT BEINGS. They can not admire anything. Not as good as shorts-man, sadly. ...Wow. I guess the name could work if you turn W upside down, but it's ruined by the sprite. That is the durpiest thing I ever saw since...ever. Oh hey stone, you're back! Not for long, though. AND THEN SUDDENLY a flower. I knew that already. Oh, STAME is a ball now...? Wow, all these CHILDs without parental guardians. WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME EVERYWHERE I GO. MASH :'( To many contests in this corrupted kanto region, dood. That's just me, I guess. Well then, you're a pretty big ***** :I Miniskirt #478974765409 She just delegated 2 niders, nothing really special. Oh my, a PET owns a house?! INCONCEIVABLE. What, do you pet there heads or something? M Maschy? What did I expect. /PET fanatic!/ So that's why you turned yourself into a PET? ..okay then. Let's just leave him in that capsule to rot and die. It's right there :I Why is there a period....in...nevermind. Nice house. You don't have a missile, either. Not a missile. I'm not gonna talk bad about this thing because it's gonna eat my babies if I do it seems :/ Next time, we sink the freaking' titanic. |
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Dang it, I hate pass ages. Someone forgot there period, was it you text box?! Oh wow, I didn't know 5 periods and a comma is used to separate things. noap, sorry. So wait, you want me to give you a NIDER for the exact same thing? ...Noap. DEAR LORD if this wasn't double spaced it would look so much better. HOLY CRAP I NEVER KNEW MOTHER NATUR WAS A BUTTERFLY. Aw, this guys kinda cute Although I'm pretty sure he's not an actual desert :T Although this guys beast, so we're usin' him. sandu annu? That's an... interesting name. whatevs man. cool boat man. Time to play WHICH DOOR LEADS TO THE CAPTAIN'S?! aaaaand it's none of them :T we just need to go t0o the side and- DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT Just shut up and let me beat you. Pretty crappy team, but I missed a Kadabra named "Yugil" or something but nevertheless, I still beat 'em. whats with you? He gave me cut, sorry I couldn't show the screens, but my computer messed around and I didn't get to capture them, sorry. NEXT TIME le ve cITY con test |
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Gym Numero Tres Bro, I will gently caress your poo poo. You, with a foolish BICAC?! My oh my, I don't even know what BICAC means but I can still defeat you! Told you dawg. Another one? Another one. Your strength is poor? It should go on Welfare then. I'll be here all week. Wouldn't a group have more then one person? =/ Just sayin', no need to bust your chops. A ball, bro? Seems like a pretty pathetic electric type. I do believe a user earlier in this thread brang this up, and he was right! Go figure. I will then strictly beat you! Come on bro! Pikachu?! Xeriouzly? Oh my! I need to take an anger management class, man. MARCHIS! MARCHIS! A TRUE AMERICAN HERO I am a real american~ fight for the life of every man~ Nice originality, bro. SO THIS GAME IS COLORBLIND NOW, TOO. HOLY FRACKING CACK, MAN. And you know what's worse! The damn lazy Vietnamese translators forgot to translate some parts of the game. I mean, if you're gonna make a badly done google translate translation at least translate it all. Sorry for the badness of this update, I promise a better one next time. maybe the games doing me a favor. |
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miniskirt she is asking for pedofiles ha ha shellder named bag that is so stupid my sanity is depleting lol it's plant not a ball game that raichu is named white when it's black HOW ****ING ZANY there's your damn update rk-9 now stop annoying me bro. (actual update coming saturday/friday) |
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I seriously thought the main character found a bunch of crack in a trashcan and put in his body (by swallowing? or something else...). O.o I mean just look at the pictures and the !'s and tell me that the main character is a crack addict. He acts way too excited on the word crack.
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Yeah that is pretty good i guess oh it's just a battle I feeling bored to if I just stood in the middle of nowhere. I seriously do not get this name man. also YEEWA He didn't dispeared, he fell down over there. Hey hey dont insult your PETS Listen, CATAPS are nice but an evolution are fine too. oh come on that thing doesn't even LOOK like a ****in beetle. why your insects bro and im pretty sure that last thing was a ball of horror not an insect. oh my a cave GRAAH **** **** I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING COME ON so this game is laughing at me now so many stupid names I dunno is it? DAMN IT So you decided to risk your life in this dark as hell cave? Another one? Well stop being so ti red and get out of this place then. Okay, I think I see the correct place out, it's this way- **** EVERYONE After 1992103113913i181317290pi years of getting through the cave... DEAR LORD SWEET BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE And even more good news! /having evolving to/ A triple dick. Go figure. errr, i wanna go back to the cave now D: |
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Okay here we go i guess aw man im so sorry dude i dont know if i can go on in this tower if im gonna encounter dead pees and **** > SHUT UP AND LET ME BEAT YOU FAFFOT oh my what the bad match up. this is better well this name makes a little bit of sense doesnt mean i wont make it FALL DOWN though. why i cant even pronounce this name. um okay then now let's get the hell outta this town. its to spooky. Round and Light? That's your name? What a dumb name. Not exactly. How many miniskirts can there be Oh jeez another one of these things. WHAT yeah your pipi was being kinda ru back there. oooooh what a big city and a BIG STORE Nothing much, just something to evolve my BALL. So let's see whats on the menu. A....sextoy? a human child named flint and stones. I huess Ill buy flint and give it to one of my PETS to play with. OKAY OKAY NEVERMIND I'm pretty sure there is only one gym and it doesn't have a gender. We can pretend I'm a girl herp.jpg Oh yeah I forgot all girls in this region are miniskirts. This gym is mad grode, plants and **** are growing in it D: So wait are you a girl? So some other girls have whips then. So it goes from STAME to a ball to a bottel? What an odd pet. I'm not exactly sure what this means. I remember someone saying that the Vileplume look good and HOLY **** THAT LOOKS TERRIFIEYING So terrefiying in fact that it killed my other two PETS D: But BALL was here to bail us out. Then she gave me a badge. I don't really like ths city, considering there's fawna growing in buildings, selling humans, and BuTtEr. Please someone somewhere out there help me please .... Ash's call.......was absorbed.....by the dArKnEsS........ |
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Leaf Stone for BALL, bro.
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oh my what is this. well thats good i guess but i need get through here? I guess ill come back some other time why are you thanking me? your the one giving the crap to me. it's fly, and all of my PETs cant learn it, but i think i know one who can. well this isnt exactly what i had in mind but okay then. well it's a bird so alright "after flailing around the city for a good 3 minutes" oh my what is this. what oh its, this thing. well, theres no chance of me ever using this thing. ever. this place has a lab too? wait are you what i think you are? /hinder/ but i didnt do anything aww man not you guys again. why does everyone use this thing. it is not good at all. damn it the mafia sucks. maybe you shouldnt use crappy PETs broski. OH MY. you cant SLIP into MISSILES. the mafia should be smarter then this man. tsk tsk. come on bro. well thats a little personal. oh its this guy and this bro because you ask to many personal questions. huh wait what some bad news, everytime i get up to that fight, it just glitches there. and my game isnt even loading anymore. so, it pains me to say this, bon voyage pokemon green, if only for a little while. |
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