The Best Spam Email ever

[Magmaster12]

Just read this.
https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/2.../photo/1/large

[PureAurorae]

Omg, We got ourselves a grinch...

[Cat333Pokémon]

You're a mean one, Satan Lucas (they forgot to anagram "Claus," so I did it for them ).

[ThePokeMan]

Great mail, I had no idea owning a Windows product was supporting Satan in a 7-degrees sort of way. Something they seemed to overlook: by their logic, buying ANYTHING as a Christmas present would be supporting Satan. Guess they didn't think that through

[Pikochu]

I should check the spam folder in my email address more often...on top of the spam that just goes into my inbox.

Funny email though, though I would love to see the holidays and Windows 8 being part of 2012 End of the world thing...

[Blood Swampert]

Windows 8 becomes a sentient AI and goes rouge. >_>

[Cat333Pokémon]

The only spam I've really gotten as of late are fake messages that pretend to be from JAGEX and Blizzard:

Originally Posted by *removed*@yahoo.com

Greetings!

It has come to our attention that you are trying to sell your personal RuneScape account(s).
As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and Terms of Agreement.
If this proves to be true, your account can and will be disabled.
It will be ongoing for further investigation by JAGEX's employees.
If you wish to not get your account suspended you should immediately verify your account ownership.
You can confirm that you are the original owner of the account to this secure website with:.
https://secure.runescape.com/m=weblogin/loginform.ws?mod=www&ssl=0&dest

Originally Posted by *removed*@yahoo.com

Greetings!

It has come to our attention that you are trying to sell your personal Diablo III account(s).
As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and Terms of Agreement.
If this proves to be true, your account can and will be disabled.
It will be ongoing for further investigation by Blizzard Entertainment's employees.
If you wish to not get your account suspended you should immediately verify your account ownership.

You can confirm that you are the original owner of the account to this secure website with:
https://us.battle.net/login/en/?ref=http%3A%2F%2Fus.battle.net%2Fd3%2Fen%2Findex& app=com-d3

Login to your account, In accordance following template to verify your account.

* First and Surname
* Secret Question and Answer
Show * Please enter the correct information

If you ignore this mail your account can and will be closed permanently.

Once we verify your account, we will reply to your e-mail informing you that we have dropped the investigation.

Regards,

Account Administration Team
Blizzard Entertainment
http://www.blizzard.com/support/
Diablo III , Blizzard Entertainment 2012

The links in the e-mails instead go to a phishing site. The "From" field of both are dubious Yahoo! accounts. The best part is I don't have an account with either.