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Old June 4, 2012, 11:47:53 PM
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Today's exam. I knew nothing and had to rely on my classmate. The questions had material I have never seen in my life.
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I was on my way to work yesterday, and I saw something interesting on a car I was behind at a red light. You know how cars have their model name on the back as an emblem or something? Well this owner of this car had a uh....interesting custom one on his:

This word is a bit inappropriate, so don't open this if you can't handle adult things    

The back of the car said (exactly like this): ORGA$M
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Old June 8, 2012, 09:21:21 AM
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While I was in the back room at work, I found a bird nest up in a high corner.... How did I never see it until now, they were loud chirpers.
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Old June 8, 2012, 11:26:12 AM
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My flight leaves at 4:15 AM on Monday, and the airport is two hours away from my house.
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Old June 18, 2012, 04:07:09 PM
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One night, I went to sleep at 3 AM and woke up at 6 AM. Of my own accord. Thinking I'm great and can control that, I went to sleep at 5 AM. I woke up at 2 PM. :I

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Old June 19, 2012, 10:55:49 AM
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The YouTube videos about "Pokemon card burning" (search for this on YouTube) are age-restricted. Seriously? I burned and blew up much more stuff when I was 8 years old.
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My friends were sending me "txt" messages that said that they were going to come to my house to escape the country with me because they couldn't hide a dead body. My exact response to the messages was, "*****?".
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Old June 20, 2012, 04:29:46 PM
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Although this was a week ago, My substitute gym teacher yelled at a kid in my gym class for not wearing white socks when I wore black socks
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Although this was a week ago, My substitute gym teacher yelled at a kid in my gym class for not wearing white socks when I wore black socks
White sock supremacy makes me WTF.
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The amount of work for history. Define all key terms (210), answer all chapter questions (57), and write a 10 page minium report on the first three chapters. AP this year is going to be hell.
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Old June 20, 2012, 09:29:28 PM
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My flashlight makes sounds when I put it up close to my ear. On its second brightness, it kind of sounds like the Fairy Fountain theme, mostly from Wind Waker.
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Old June 21, 2012, 05:23:44 AM
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The sun is out and it's raining like heck. No Rainbow? Wtf?!
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My girlfriend actually kisses me xD
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Mag's unreasonably low amount of self control when it comes to posting spoilers in General.
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Old June 23, 2012, 02:31:08 PM
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I had a legit proposal today. Next episode of Engaged and Underaged right here. JK said no
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Old June 24, 2012, 08:42:05 AM
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The fact one of my friends yesterday never knew I liked Pokemon... Despite walking into my room multiple times....
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Old June 24, 2012, 01:04:17 PM
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I was walking up to the store earlier today. When I got there, there were two people punching and kicking each other, and dragging each other around. One of them wrapped his arms around his foe's neck and rammed him into a pole, totally KO'ing him. As he lay on the ground, the other guy ran away into the pub next to the store as one of the clerks called the cops.
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Old June 24, 2012, 01:34:48 PM
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Overheard from my friends:
Her friends has an iPod nano and got a new cell phone, she doesn't use the nano at all, so my friend wished she can get that iPod. Later, she gave the iPod to her, then in the next time, she was acting like a "bi**ch" (I remember this word) and asked the iPod back. Then a long time later, she asked to trade her iPod with a Kindle.
It's like, giving a gift, then asking it to be returned, then giving it again in exchange of something else.

I'm using vague references because I can't disclose names and I don't remember exact times.
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Old June 24, 2012, 07:35:36 PM
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My best friend said once "My cereal are soggyish frozen.". What?

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Old July 14, 2012, 10:05:53 AM
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Okay so Friday the 13th was yesterday. I was expecting to people to post here

But yesterday, first thing a disgusting event happened to me in the morning. I'm not saying what it was for rule's sake and stuff, but it happened. My gf asked me if anything happened for my friday the 13th. I said something happened, but I didn't wanna tell her. She kept urging me to tell her, and I kept saying no. She threatened to never talk to me again if I don't tell her, so I just told her, making her swear to not think weird or anything. So after I told her everything, She becomes disgusted... and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day ._______________. wtf.


Oh also, I SAW A DOUBLE RAINBOW THE OTHER DAY!
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Woah, I didn't even notice it was Friday the 13th yesterday. I AM SO OUT OF TOUCH.

It wasn't exactly recently, per se, but it was during my last day of vacation in Japan. We were at Narita Airport when we went to the food court to get lunch before our plane set off. There were so many mistranslations that we were all close to rolling on the floor (except for my mom, of course, who didn't get it). Most notably, every time they meant "sauce" they said "source" (ex. Spaghetti and meat source), misspelling the name of the court (It was supposed to be Garden Gourmet Court, but they misspelled it in two ways - Garden Gourmet Coat and Garden Groumet Court). Most notably was a sign that read "No pets than assistance dogs are not admission."

On a somewhat related note, our flight, originally from Haneda Airport, got cancelled and we had to switch airports for a flight that was 15 hours after the original flight. We got to stay in a nice hotel, though. And then the flight got delayed again and we all raged.
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Old July 31, 2012, 12:08:41 AM
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When I noticed that, in HG/SS, at 4 AM, it was night time outside, but day time in battles.
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My sister's boyfriend pitched in $50 to my parents so they can pay off a late rent bill...this qualifies as WTF to me, because he's been dating my sister for months now and he hasn't ever done ANYTHING of the sort before. All I've ever seen him do is hibernate into my sister's room where they both share a common 'interest' in...well, weed. Needless to say I was shocked to find out he donated some of his own money to help my parents, although he did say he wants to be repaid at my parent's next pay period.
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Seeing a recap of the Olympics and finding out 4 badminton teams getting disqualified for two of the teams throwing the matches.

Just really shocked me...
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There was this strange green mutant moth butterfly thing outside on my porch. It didn't seem to fly but it just like... jumped and it had this freaky pattern on it. I've never seen anything like it...
But apparently it CAN fly. And it's scary when it does.
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Old August 14, 2012, 11:45:52 PM
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Going in for my haircut, the skies were blue and clear. After getting my hair cut, rain flying sideways with dark clouds and thunder in the distance.
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Old September 10, 2012, 08:50:45 PM
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My brother likes trying to take things from my room without me noticing. Just now, he said he took something, but I couldn't see what he could've taken; not my phone, not my pokewalker, not my knitted joltik... He brought the thing in--it was this sheet of foam (like what's used for pillow inserts and the like) that's nearly two feet square. How he took it without me noticing, I haven't the slightest idea.
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Taking a liquid bottle of water out of the freezer, setting it on the counter, and watching it solidify and turn to slush, 3 times.
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Old September 11, 2012, 05:29:09 PM
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So, we were outside at marching band practice, memorizing songs in sectionals. And that's when we saw a bug, and it was STRANGE. Like a cricket-spider chimera. So someone picked it up and DANGLED IT OVER THEIR MOUTH. I'm not done. So we ran away from him, and he threw that thing on the ground, and we proceeded to smash it. WITH THE MUSIC STANDS. It was a whole serious WTF moment.
And then we decided how much FUN it would be to not memorize songs, but instead throw stands around~ Fun~!
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Old September 12, 2012, 12:36:39 PM
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My DS had gone "missing" for a little over a month and I was upset that I could not seem to find it, even after cleaning my room completely. Well, about two days ago... I found it. It was hiding under the passenger seat of my aunt's car. I put stuff there if I have it with me when we run errands, and I guess I hid it from myself pretty darn effectively doing that this time. <w>
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Last week, we were having some rainstorms, and out of nowhere it started to pour and all of a sudden stops after about 5 seconds.
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The fact I've only slept for four hours and feel completely awake.
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The iPhone 5 announcement. I was hoping for something that truly differentiates it from the 4S, but... just that? A taller screen and faster?
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Watch the whole video...
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A mix of 2D and 3D animation? Very interesting.
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Alright, well at Philmont, I saw these birds when I was refilling on water, and no lie, they were like friggin' ninjas and were standing on the trees SIDEWAYS and then swept straight down, and then went back up onto other nearby trees where they would stand on them sideways again. Also, the fact that I pretty much won't even be able to at least announce that I'll be actually back for a fairly long time, until I get a few things under control.
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Old September 16, 2012, 12:19:35 PM
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I was cleaning my glasses and one of the lenses popped out. Turns out there was a screw loose.
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Old September 16, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
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When I was on the boat fishing, as I tried to bait the hook, the bait actually tried to bite me. I could feel it moving and something sharp stinging my thumb. And it definitely wasn't the hook, because I know it wasn't near it. I took a fishing break after that. A lengthy one...

There was also another time some weeks before, when these strange people kept calling me. And every time I answered, I heard nothing but what sounded like someone having a party or celebrating and ignoring me. So I tried calling back, maybe thinking it was a prank call, but no one would answer. And then it just stopped. I assume butt dialing, but that was just strange... especially since I had no idea who they were...
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Old September 16, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
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I've been getting harassed by this guy on facebook and real life for the past month, and if you want to know why this is a wtf, I can PM you his facebook, as I'm not sure if linking it here will give me an infraction. Two days ago I was at a football game (american not normal) and, without even seeing my face, this guy, who's in his mid 50s, hollers my name and threatens me with both the police and psychical assault. He walked away as if he was triumphant.
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Old September 16, 2012, 05:30:46 PM
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Apparently the people working on our roof found a Frisbee on the highest point of the roof.
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This shows me people don't know their ABC's. (This happened in my piano keyboarding class this morning).

Teacher: *looks at a student* "What note is this?" *points to C on the staff*
Student: "Uh... B?"
Teacher: "One up from B."
Student: "F?"
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This shows me people don't know their ABC's. (This happened in my piano keyboarding class this morning).

Teacher: *looks at a student* "What note is this?" *points to C on the staff*
Student: "Uh... B?"
Teacher: "One up from B."
Student: "F?"
*Stabs self repeatedly*

Musically related, when I was playing The Beatles Rock Band with the Bass and Vocals(Not for showing off, I just wanted some points for knowing the words to all Beatles songs), the mic, even though the stand was properly adjusted and in place, would continuously fall over and over and over. And I wasn't even near it enough to knock it over with my face. I screamed as I had to restart a song 4 times to adjust my mic.
But it turns out that it just had a screw loose. And I fixed it~
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Old September 25, 2012, 10:24:21 PM
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Tuxedo Stan is still in the running for being Halifax's Mayor.
(He's a cat, that's why.)

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Tuxedo Stan is still in the running for being Halifax's Mayor.
(He's a cat, that's why.)
I read an article about that on Yahoo! not too long ago...that's both awesome and weird at the same time.

As for my own "WTF" moment, I found what appeared to be the skull of a cat or dog outside in the road the other day. Off to the side of the road were a few bones... ._.
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I just went on Twitter and the top topic under Trends is/was Facebook.
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I'm now required to do both indoor drumline and winter guard if I want to do one.
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Kids who are in 10th grade reading at a 3rd grade level. I mean really, atom isn't pronounced autumn and juvenile detention center isn't that hard to say.
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Old September 27, 2012, 04:48:57 PM
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Every bit of news about the iPhone 5.
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Today, my youngest brother (who is five) tells us he wants to be the guy who started World War II. After multiple guesses, such as Hitler, we finally figure out he means he wants to be a Nazi. Of course, we tried to explain to him that wouldn't be a good idea, but he was being stubborn. Then later, we realise my other brother (who's almost nine) had told him to use the word Nazi for zombies because the idea of zombies scare him, and he thinks of Nazis as dead people. My family is crazy. >.<
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Well, was just on Facebook and...some kid who's on my Friends list (this kid is 14 btw)
was having argument w/ another of my friends, i jumped in late and when I commented to at least make sense when you post and use logic....
He had the audacity to say "I dont need Logic" and he said he might be the reason our generation is messed up.
my face -> 0_o
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The fact I went from being dead tired to completely wide awake just by playing a game.
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FINALLY being contacted by an employer after all this time only to be told, "Thank you for your interest in the position, but we are not employing people currently not in school." even though the application said nothing about being in school as a requirment.
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I discovered "Interior Crocodile Alligator".
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I slipped down a flight of stairs. All everyone was screaming was, "Did you break the wall!?"
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Nothing interesting, but in Google I type in Jouto and try to spell out Jouto. Instead, Google suggests I was searching for Youtube which is nothing like Jouto at all...

The most recent WTF in my school is someone crossdressing as a woman and wearing a binder as a costume for Halloween.
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Yesterday when I was on the highway there was a car with one of those hover round scooters things attached right to the back, and as if that wasn't bad enough the oxygen tank was still attached to the scooter, so if the car got rear ended there would probably be an explosion.

Also the lady in the car was smoking.
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Obama won

I opened a bag of chips earlier today and a moth flew out of it.
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I'm assuming you didn't eat those chips. Please tell me you didn't eat those chips.
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I got an email from my school saying "Sex in the Lounge" in the title and I thought it was what it said at first... Actually the email was about Q&A about sexual health in the lounge.
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After 10 retries and an Hour of trying catching Ho-Oh in my Heart Gold
my friend caught it on his first Ultra Ball...in 10 seconds worth of playing the game
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This.

As far as I can tell, this is real.

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Old November 17, 2012, 11:13:18 AM
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I witnessed a very small dog humping an english mastiff.

I also made friends with A guy named Alex. Later, I found out HER real name was HEATHER. Blew my mind.

While I was playing SoulSilver, I tracked Ho-Oh down and caught him on the very first turn. With a pokeball.

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My dad won $20 on a scratch off lottery ticket...and used the money to buy more lottery tickets.

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The amount of homework I get in my new school. WTF.
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Old November 18, 2012, 10:27:29 AM
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My university doesn't give us the Wednesday before Thankgiving off... I have two midterms that day instead...

WTF >.<!

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Old November 18, 2012, 03:25:18 PM
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My mom and I were talking about old commercials when she brought up the question "How do you know all these old songs?" and then I said "Well... I just do." Then she said that when I was born the doctors said that I had an "old soul" and that I'd "been here before." I don't believe her, but it still frightened me.
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Old November 24, 2012, 08:37:35 PM
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I suffered watching Twilight with my mom and my sister and I could not stop laughing when the villain gives out a girlish laugh. That and his creepy grin face to Renesmee.

And the fact Thanksgiving break is almost over.

Edit: I was charged by a school that mistaken me for attending their school when I am clearly enroll in a different school.

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An enemy Sniper shoots through a glitched part of a map in TF2 to kill my team's Medic right before the end of setup time... and then acts like he did absolutely nothing wrong and his ban from the server was unjustified.
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Finding out I'm slowly getting addicted to an Anti-Energy drink. It basically calms and relaxes you....


...And it tastes like Iced Tea...
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College students running around naked thinking that it was raining a couple nights ago.
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I found a Shiny Growlithe on my Firered and accidently ran away D:
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The fact my homework is due on Sunday.
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The fact I'm shedding pounds off by literally doing nothing that would shed pounds.
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I've managed to run out of things to do at home.
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I some how managed to finally get my driver's license.
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Reactions to the New Youtube Layout
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My math grade. 99.98% and don't know how.
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There was a HUGE giveaway at Wal-Mart one day while I was there, and I didn't know about it until the giveaway was over.
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The fact that I really screwed up on the last two problems on my math final.
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My schools VERY strict internet firewall is down and I can access anything. But this isn't what made me go WTF. What did is that the IT guy didn't know for 3 days.
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Old December 12, 2012, 10:20:31 AM
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Taco Bell Employee: Hello Honey welcome to Taco Bell
Lady: Honey!? THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Lady then makes a mess of a bowl of peppermint candies and storms off.
The employee was also a woman.

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Both of these are WTF Worthy.
FIRST ONE HAS FOUL LANGUAGE IN IT SO YOU ARE WARNED
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http://gma.yahoo.com/breaking-conn-s...opstories.html

Click at your own risk. And there's a video.

Live Updates: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...hool-shooting/

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FIRST ONE HAS FOUL LANGUAGE IN IT SO YOU ARE WARNED
Ah yes, the internet tough guy. I love this copypasta. Don't worry, if you've been to the places that I've been, that is fairly normal.
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I just sat around for 30 minutes listening to a guy scream at yellow paint...

Edit: Video's gone now, Shows over.

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Old December 17, 2012, 07:03:26 PM
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You can buy a tank in the UK for just over 50K USD
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Old December 19, 2012, 01:24:08 PM
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In my math class, we were watching the 10th dimension video and my head hurts so bad trying to figure the stuff out.


Warning: Mindscrew and may lose your mind if you are thinking too hard.
If anyone manage to understand the video and explain it in plain English, you will be the most intelligent member in 2011 for the VR awards.
I literally said "What the f-" (You know what comes next.) after watching that.
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You can buy a tank in the UK for just over 50K USD
Since British tanks have built-in tea makers (< that might make you wtf), I want one. Which shop?

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Old December 20, 2012, 08:40:43 PM
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Since British tanks have built-in tea makers (< that might make you wtf), I want one. Which shop?
Not a shop, they have a vehicle yard with a large stockpile of working military vehicles from tanks to choppers. I don't remember what it's called, but I know they said it on Top Gear, BBC, not American
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You can buy a tank in the UK for just over 50K USD
Where could you park it lol?
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Gaming on a GT 630M instead of a HD 3000. Also known as "This is what I've been missing all along on laptops?". Seriously, playing Skyrim on High at native resolution... it's beautiful. And WTF. To think that an entry-level card can do a lot of work by itself...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
This was John Lennon's wife. I found this as a combo. WTF XD. Yup.
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So my boyfriend and I have been studying like crazy for our semester exams. So to relax he decided to take me out today. So we go to see a cute little movie, eat at a romantic downtown restaurant, go to the stop of the highest building overlooking the James River, and sit up there eating desserts. We go back to his house, and he brings me out a Christmas present. Before he can even hand me the present, his mom comes out and starts yelling, " No date. She no Asian." (I'm not being racist; that's how she sounds.) the very next words out of Danny's mouth were, "We've been dating for 5 months."
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So my boyfriend and I have been studying like crazy for our semester exams. So to relax he decided to take me out today. So we go to see a cute little movie, eat at a romantic downtown restaurant, go to the stop of the highest building overlooking the James River, and sit up there eating desserts. We go back to his house, and he brings me out a Christmas present. Before he can even hand me the present, his mom comes out and starts yelling, " No date. She no Asian." (I'm not being racist; that's how she sounds.) the very next words out of Danny's mouth were, "We've been dating for 5 months."
That is the funniest thing I have read on this forum.

So I go to the SCP wiki, and I'm browsing the Joke SCPs. This is what I find
The Bestest Lizerd Ever    

It looks like something that PokeRemixStudio would make
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My dad wanted me to get a 10 dollar thing of cheese so I got an aged cheddar of three years that's imported, from Canada.
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The fact my room can remain 10 degree's colder than the rest of the basement...

... I'm not that much of a soul less being...
I mean, if I was one...

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The first day of class, we did introduction and it took about 1 hour to get to everyone. And the fact we only cover the material in the last 30 minutes.
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The folks at EA Sports doing the Harlem Shake.

 
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