In Soviet Russia,the joke posts YOU!!

[SpaceMan++]

Let's find and think for more "In Soviet Russia, * * *."
like In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

Here's my examples:
In Soviet Russian, bed sleeps on YOU!!

In Soviet Russian, Google searches YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Virus busts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the Navi operates YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Linux downloads YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Komodo edits YOU!!

In Soviet Russian, the book buys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Viacom destroys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the computers starts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the caculator uses YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the text enters YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the program launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the trap sets YOU!!
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[Cat333Pokémon]

These are always hilarious!

In Soviet Russia, Pokémon train you!
In Soviet Russia, video games play you!
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes pick on you!
In Soviet Russia, computer types on you!
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I'm not removing this from my sig until another Pokémon movie is in theaters stateside.

[Yoshi648]

In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you!

[rhythm2beat]

In Soviet Russia toast butters YOU!
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Dr. Munch is hungry! oh no! protect your children!

[Yoshi648]

This forum is not ment for insulting eachother. Knock it off

[rhythm2beat]

In Soviet Russia, platinum buys YOU!

sorry, I will.
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Dr. Munch is hungry! oh no! protect your children!

[stumpymcgoat]

In Soviet Russia this forum IS meant for insulting each other

[AngrytigerP]

In Soviet Russia, you do not watch TV. TV watches you!
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[rhythm2beat]

In Soviet Russia YOU kill guns!
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Dr. Munch is hungry! oh no! protect your children!

[SpaceMan++]

The complete sentence is:
In America, you eat the fish
In Soviet Russia, fish eats YOU
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[Yoshi648]

In SR, school/work goes to you

[stumpymcgoat]

In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated

[Cat333Pokémon]

Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat

In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated

George Bush


Anyway, in Soviet Russia, teachers get homework from you!
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Favorite Pokémon: Buizel, Turtwig, Typhlosion, Lugia, Mudkip, Charizard, Zigzagoon, Floatzel, Torterra, Groudon, Linoone, and Meowth.
~ Owner of Pokémon Platinum ~

I'm not removing this from my sig until another Pokémon movie is in theaters stateside.

[Yoshi648]

In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you!
In Soviet Russia, Navi listens to you!

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[rhythm2beat]

In Soviet Russia food eats Dr. Munch!





OMFG!
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[AngrytigerP]

Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat

In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated

In liberal knitting circles, the groups of people who can't accept the fact that the man who was running against their candidate won and not theirs, and countries jealous of the United States, George Bush is widely hated.

Get it right, please.

[rhythm2beat]

someone who likes George Bush!

Wow.... You should call guiness.
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[AngrytigerP]

It's not that I like him, so much as I actually have respect for the due process of a Republic. As such, I'm not going to call Bush a terrorist or criminal because he isn't.

It isn't respect for him, per se; it's respect for the law of the United States.
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[stumpymcgoat]

It isn't nice to make fun of idiots.

[Yoshi648]

Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat

It isn't nice to make fun of idiots.

Unless it is behind their backs

[rhythm2beat]

True, that always works,

[SpaceMan++]

This is real:
In Soviet Russia, YOU mark teacher's work!

then yesterday, I did because the teacher wrote something and she want students to rate and give comments

[Cat333Pokémon]

Originally Posted by SpaceMan++

This is real:
In Soviet Russia, YOU mark teacher's work!

then yesterday, I did because the teacher wrote something and she want students to rate and give comments

OWNED!

In Soviet Russia, time keeps track of you.

[Blues]

In Soviet Russia the girl chases the guy!

Something I just noticed, in every romance story that isn't a chick flick, the guy is working desperately to get the girl. If I were the guy I would've said, 'screw this', and stopped a looong time ago.

[Blues]

I n Soviet Russia it's NOT over 9000!