this will probably be the first and last time anyone ever hears from me, mostly because i tend to fade into the background and become wallpaper~ X33;;
to start, i'm a professional dance music producer and beginning comic artist/illustrator... i'm also a 23-year-old pokémon lover (and probaby will continue to be until i'm 72)~
i'm not much for words, so i'll let my Typhlosion introduce himself to everyone as well (he usually gets more attention than me anyway X33;
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"Buwaah!! Nice ta'meet 'cha!!"
*extends paw to shake*
"My name is Tyreese the Typhlosion; though I'd seriously prefer you'd not use that name, so just call me Tyko the Typhlosion instead... and I’m a Pokemon known as a Typhlosion, the volcano pokemon (durr! X333)...
I’m 5'10" and weigh roughly 202.3 lbs. (all thanks to being happily fed by my trainer X333), and contrary to most of my species, I sport a lustrous ebony-colored backside pelt with a light crčme-colored front...
Now, time for some shameless self exhaltation..."
*sly typhlosiony grin*
"I consider myself an excellent specimen of the Typhlosion species... Why you ask?? I'll tell you since you asked so nicely (hurr! X333)...
I have a length and girth that would blow your mind... so you might wanna put a helmet on so you don't make a mess, as I've just had my furcoat cleaned and detailed X333
But seriously though, I have lean, muscular (with a bit of stockiness) and well-toned; and even though my powers are immense and destructive, I have perfect control over them. I can even take the strongest of water and strongest of ground-type attacks with little difficulty. Also, coupled with the years of training, practice and battles I've had, I'm a pretty power force to be reckoned with...
though I'll admit... I do have a tendency to be nonchalant about a lot of things; and not take certain issues seriously (like battling for instance) X333;;
Overall, with my crimson-colored eyes, dashing white smile, and overall charm and good-looks, I believe myself to be the pinnacle of what a Typhlosion can be...
I'm what the ladies (and guys, because I'm Pansexual) want, love and can't get enough of!!
Buwaahahahahahaaa~!! X333"
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*looks confused* did anyone understand what silly pokémon of mine said?? it's nothing but "biyaahs," "buwaahs" and "fuuuns" to me~ X33;;