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Old August 17, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
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I have this LP on PokeCommunity, but I want to bring it here too and continue on with it again. I was told of this Vietnamese Pokemon Crystal, and after a few videos, I nearly died laughing. I hope you do, too, although I'm not the funniest guy. Shall we begin?

Some images have been breaking lately. Please let me know if they are so I can fix them. We don't want to miss on the Engrish, no?

Table of Contents
Ep. 1. A New Adventure Awaits! (This post)
Ep. 2. I Choose You! No! Not Drugs! You! (LINK)
Ep. 3. To The Elf Grandfather and Beyond! (LINK)
Ep. 4. Beat the Mystery Kid! Return to the Lab! (LINK)
Ep. 5. Guixiang City And The Puzzling Puzzles! (LINK)

A New Adventure Awaits!
Let's begin as close to the start as we can, shall we?
Spoiler Alert:    

It looks rather like the Pokemon Crystal I got from the store. It don't look foreign to me.


I take that back.


I'd better change... What is this?


Boy? Gir? Sounds familiar...

Thought so. I WANNA BE GIR! I WANNA BE GIR!


So, I live in a world of Elves? Are they Santa's elves?


This doesn't seem correct. I never knew time had letters in it.


Yes, you are bad. You'd better get your sorry butt to the lab or this game will never fly!


You are demanding me to go to the Elves' Land? I thought I was there already.


And then you welcome me? Are you high?


/me hides.


They exist everywhere.......? Ok. I think I get it, but how are these elves also monsters?


There are secrets in the riddles and you do research... I never knew there was a science behind riddles.


At least this makes sense. But the names don't.


This will stand out against all the Engrish.


Do I get ready? You have to get to the lab! YOU get ready!


We are going to a land of Monsters? I hope I will live. Are they violent? Start? None of this makes sense. Explain it again.


Where is the Christmas music? There are elves... And no Christmas music. WTF.


HAHAHA HIS NAME IS WALNUT LOL.


What have I done to the power supply? Did I ruin it? Oops.


It's prohibiting me from taking out things. I hate PCs for that reason.


What a descriptive name, eh? Let's go downstairs.


What am I supposed to memorize? Everything that high, sleepy professor said to me? I hope I don't have to.


I have Elf gear? Am I in a hiring position to be one of Santa's elves? SIGN ME UP!


You know what? That I'll get the job? Job get!


I get elf gear. Where is the nametag with my amazing name?


So, this Xiuchi thing is my coach? I don't like that name. It sounds like a scam artist. Maybe I should tell Santa he's on the Naughty list.


The day of the week is not set, but you set it before I got it? Are you high too?


So, I have to insert a pin and select a holy icon? Is this pin my key to getting my job with Santa?


So it can add random people to my phone? Eew. There are stalkers out there, you know? I'll have to report them to Santa.


YOU WANT THESE CREEPOS TO STALK ME? eew


One. And only one monster. It had better not be Santa. Santa is no monster.


The amazingly epic bag.


There is a central house of elf reports? Where is this? I want to give mine steroids!


We are writing the report, then I save the report? I don't think I need assistance if there is a central house of bookkeeping.


I have no idea what to say. This is just fail.


There are elf experts? It must be Santa.


There is a world-class school RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE!?!?! My kids are going there. After I leave all my elf homies. Hey... I wasn't stalking you. It seems everyone is high today. Must be just me.


Ohhhhh.... That's the name of that doohickey mom gave me. It is what has the phone she was mentioning. I think I get it.


I'm going to the North Pole. I do have a job there, you know.


So, these monsters will fly off from caocuns and attack me? Maybe that snazzy school over there could help me.


Up next: Episode 2: I Choose You! No! Not Drugs! You!

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Old August 17, 2011, 07:54:41 PM
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I ROLF'ed So hard I'm still crying. I haven't laughed that hard in YEARS!! Can't wait for the next episode
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Old August 17, 2011, 08:13:00 PM
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I ROLF'ed So hard I'm still crying. I haven't laughed that hard in YEARS!! Can't wait for the next episode
You'll kill yourself with laughter in this one.

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Episode 2- I Choose You! No! Not Drugs! You!
Spoiler Alert:    

Ok. We're outside of the World-Class school now. Let's visit it and see if that lady will let me go to the North Pole to start my Dream Job.


You know me? And you're waiting for me. I AM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!


You are making research into one elf? That's rather useless as it seems that there are many different kinds like Pikaqiu.


It will be known for a long time? Sounds better than working for Santa. I want to hear moar.


I Need to take care of an elf? Are Santa's elves put into labor in this world? Nooooooooooooooooo...

*sob*

Tell Santa I'm quitting.

And as for taking care of this elf, NO.


You keep giving me the same option, yet it's not an issue. I guess I have no choice but to say yes.


There are fans of elf slavery? Eew.

*Wusiji Dr. gets a message*


There is a grandfather elf? How old is he?


You know he has a big discovery, but you're busy and shy and you want a kid that you don't even know that well to go see the Elf Grandfather. You are messed up.


YOU WANT ME TO BREED ELVES. I'm not watching this. I want to go get that important discovery from the Grandfather elf. AND I AM NOT A DUDE, OK.

Wait a minute. I'm not a dude, I'm a chick. I thought I chose Gir... Remember...

I hate you all.


Whatever.


Nah. It might kill me if it gets mad at me.


I don't want it to eat me alive. kthxbai


A grass elf? Sounds snazzy.


I'll pick this one. My Crock senses are tingling.


NO.


Thanks for the directions. I don't intend on returning, anyways.


The instructions, yes. This game, that is another story.


Damn you. I don't intend on returning. I don't want it.


Whatever. I won't use it anyways.


Ok. But remember, I'M NOT R-E-T-U-R-N-I-N-G. GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.


I request myself. Eew.


WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T DO DRUGS! Maybe they were using it earlier and shared some of it with my mother.


What is this? I thought this was an innocent game. I am scarred for life.

NOTE: From here on out in the game, any item that I get will have that text, replacing DRUGS with the item that is obtained.


After some exploration...

This must be what happens when elves fly out of their caocuns. Let's scare them away with Croc. YAY CROC!


Apparently, Croc never scared Lap away, so I had to escape perfectly. Nothing less than perfection is required for an escape, it seems.


I found some more drugs. Maybe Wusiji Dr. has drugs hidden all over the place. Hmm...


I'm sure it is. Nothing happened, yet.


It will fight to be unsick. Ok. Cool beans.


Well, steering clear of caocuns is hard, they are everywhere.


How long will this take? Ah, screw it.


Ooh... I hope there is apples on it...


Well, This doesn't seem like an apple... Hey! Quit humping the bag! We have an adventure to complete!


These town names seem cool. Let us continue to Jiye City, then.


And we end our adventure here for today.


Next episode: Episode 3- To the Elf Grandfather and Beyond!
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Old August 18, 2011, 03:42:15 AM
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Ahahah, I love Engrish games. It's like when you put something into Google Translate, translate it to Korean and back to English. It's always hilarious xD

This is funny, I want to see more!
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Ahahah, I love Engrish games. It's like when you put something into Google Translate, translate it to Korean and back to English. It's always hilarious xD

This is funny, I want to see more!
My friend once did that. The result was quite hilarious. Sadly, I can't remember the starting phrase he used.

And more you shall get! A winner is you! : D

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Episode 3- To the Elf Grandfather and Beyond!
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Ok. We are in Jiye City. Let's explore a little and see what this place has to offer!


This makes sense. It sets a theme. I like it.


This place will be useful. I hope there are more places like this one.


I'm among friends... I feel loved.


Is he an elf? It doesn't say elf, so I assume he is not.


I don't have a streetmap. Do you have one I can steal borrow from you?


What are these words you are spiking of? I dun't understund you.


DON'T DO IT!!!!


I'll see what you have.


Ignoring the drugs...
Renew poisoning? No thank you.


You... Just... Helped... Go away.


I'm on my beginning too! You think just like me! Is that a bad thing?


It depends. Ok, whatever.


It says PC on it. I wonder what that means? And that ball thing... What is that?


No wonder I was among friends there.


I grasp monsters in basins, or do I grasp elves? I am so damn confused.


Handaolu sounds nice.


Awwwww... They play games? That sounds really nice. This will be a breeze.


THIS IS THE SEA, AS YOU CAN SEE, DAMMIT!

Wait... Where is the monster?


Are we there yet?


OOOH A PRESENT!!! YAY! IT'S CHRISTMAS! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


lame.


What? Well, moving on...


...to R30...


Common sense tells me I was just at Jiye City. This road must lead me to Guixiang City.


No, I never knew that. Fascinating.


It becomes health? A ball of pure health? Cool. I can be illness-free.


Just quit while you're ahead of yourself.


Some nice treasure hunting... I am successful. ITEMS GET!


Was I asking?


The only house behind me is that man's house that tells me about the pure health monster. You're a liar.


Sounds trendy. How do I do it?


I CAN'T. YOU'RE TAKING UP ALL THE ROAD!!!


This place must be it. Ooh pretty tree. Shiny


That makes sense. Is it an apple? A perfect apple?


Let's not go there, ok?


Yes, I am. Wusiji Dr. introduced me to you earlier.


I told him I'm not returning. He can go and do this himself.


Thing? I hope I don't know what this thing is.


I'll cook it later for supper. kthxbai


OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS EGG? I AM NO CANNIBAL!


Mail? Ha. That's old-tech. We have e-mail now. Looser. Pfft


He accepts evolution? You do that.


You have dreams? Dream on...


Yes, I am. Why do I have to introduce myself so many times? Jeez...


Why hello Oujide. You are studying the monster? There are many of them, ya know? Duhrr...


Why? Because I know that there is more than one kind of monster, and that I can take care of the scarce monster that Wusiji Dr. gave me? Damn rights.


Yes, you accept the fact that I know more about monsters than you.


YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON!!?!?!? Why did you hire me? Well, let's see what you want to request me.


It's an automatic book? COOL.


YUSS.


I think MS word will detect a sentence fragment. Let's see. Surprisingly, no! It's de-engrishing!


It seems like you forget things by a mile.


You just admitted it. +1 internets for me!


Have fun making radio programs! Nice meeting you, weird person!


Quit requesting me and just leave. I'll give you some drugs to hold you off.


Here is the bag. "DERP!DROP DRUGS BAG F***"


As if.


I'm not answering. I told you I'm not returning.


Well, I can make ONE EXCEPTION if I must.


And here is where we leave off the adventures of Derp. What is going to happen next? Find out soon!


Episode 4- Beat the Mystery Kid! Return to the Lab!

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Gah, these never Be Boring!
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Gah, these never Be Boring!
Wow. That was fast. I might as well post part 4.

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Episode 4- Beat the Mystery Kid! Return to the Lab!
Spoiler Alert:    

Ok. Shall we begin? It's kinda dark... Whatever.


How hilarious. Ha. Ha.


Whee.


*sigh* Do I have to?


I've been standing here the whole time, idiot.


Sure. Whatever.


So, I train monaters and whatnot? I should hook mine up to a PC and juice it up.


Nothing. It's all in your head.


You sure 'bout that?


You have a good monster, but bad English skills.


What's the competition over? Monies?


Kinda sounds like kiosk, doesn't it? HAHA A QIAOK KIOSK. /shot


It went squeak? I don't get it.


MAKE UP YOUR MINDS PEOPLE!


WHAT IS IT? MONEY!!?!?!?


TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


LEVEL GET.


Ok. Who's messing with me?


So he won? I made his squeaky kiosk thing fall. I should have won.


Oh, I won? Damn rights.


Some prize.


Have fun with that.


I swore I'd never return to this place...


As if. But wait. He has to do with red and long hair or he has red and long hair? I'm confused.


Yes, he was hell. He shoved me out of his way. He's not polite one bit.


Did I ask to say my name?

After some thought (And input from the IRC,) I decided to go with the name JASON.


SENTENCE FRAGMENT DERP.


You're welcome. I feel like a good samaritan today.


Some stupid egg with people in it.


Take it.


What? WHAT?


facepalm


Yes, I got that handbook from Dr. Oujido. HANDS OFF, *******! IT'S MINE.


Yes, we are both sleeping. *slap*


What coach?


So I have the tendency to become a champion. That sounds like fool's talk.


They ain't hugging me yet, so I'm not convinced.


Guix... WHAT IS THESE WORDS YOU SPEAK OF?


Okie. Byyyyyyeeeeeeeee!


*sigh* What now?


I make illustrated icons? They are illustrated, idiot.


Uh... What?


What?


That sounds dirty.


WHO ARE YOU?? GO AWAY.


Uh... None. I just got some Huge Balls... Eew.


Sure... I guess...


Derpy dude is derpy.


It's a prop. Wut?


So that is your name, ??X?? ? Nice to meet you.


Trés grands succčs!!! Very great success!!!


This song summarizes what this man is saying.


It must be.


I never get tired of this.


And here is where we finish for today.

Are promises of championship possible to reach? Will we even reach Guixiang City in one piece? Find out soon!

Episode 5- Guixiang City and the puzzling puzzles!


AND AS BY REQUEST...
I went to my house and talked to the accessories. Here are the results.

Spoiler Alert:    

We have a pool in the kitchen? Awesome.


It's called a freezer, duh.


Why would you put coffee in the fridge?


That made no sense.


Oh. That's why food was always burnt. Remind me to never eat here again.
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I never had this in the previous episode. I went home and checked what mom says. Apparently she likes standing on people.



What's this about Team Agent Orange? Anyways... Back to the topic at hand.

Guixiang City and the Puzzling Puzzles!
Spoiler Alert:    
I am going to open this LP with a tribute to Youngster Joey.



You callin' me an elf foo? I think not.


This never gets old.


I just won. What.


So I am a thief if I take others' monsters. Ok.

Wait... Where is my $5?


Why does everyone think I am an elf substitute? *facepalm*


Do you have a license to use that stuff? It does look like weed and you can go to jail by mistake. :U


So bug catchers are rockets? This game makes absolutely no sense.


Just keep walking.... Just keep walking... Just keep walking, walking, walking...


O. M. G. This actually makes sense.


This never gets old either.


So I have to face Heyaduo? Hehe he has a funny name. Hey ya do.


Must be a sign identification number (SIN).


WE MADE IT TO GUIXIANG CITY. YES.


Stoopid pushy nurses. I can't believe I have to put up with this.


We'll get back here later.


RELIC. Well, that kinda makes sense.


What? God? *prays*


This room is far from empty, dude. OPEN YOUR EYES!


So this has to do with tumulus and pyramids? Those both sound safe. Oh yeah. [/sarcasm]


Now we're in Libya studying relics? What happened to Guixiang City?


The people here have been here for 10 years? Laame.


Thank you. It is rather small.


That kinda makes sense. There are pictures of monsters drawn a remote time ago on that wall over there? GOT IT.


Aren't you not supposed to do that? Won't it break? You'll loose your job.


Ok... That will help... I think?


Ok. I don't need another word from you. You might loose your job as I said.


Ok. That looks... Bizarre.


So I did this? 10 years of mysteries solved! Let's pack up and go back to Guixiang City.


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? I don't like ladders as of now.


Eew. Creepy pervert ladder.


No engrish in sight. Phew.


Drumroll, please.


I did it.


Oh shi--...


As if.


Oh dear god.


Well, Annan makes sense. It's it's romanized Japanese name, after all.

After some exploring, I left RELIC.

Aah! Where!


No. Why do you ask?


Well, you go do exercises. And you use common sense, please. No one seems to have any.


Walking...


...To R36.


Thank you?


Your twig wouldn't break? Oh boo hoo. Cry me a river.


You have anger management issues, dude.


Eeew. That sounds dirty. kthxbai


OMG A FLASH MOB. I WANT TO JOIN.

Now, where shall I go next?


Here?


Or here?

You choose!


Also, I managed to pull a screen of the error screen by emulating it on the Super Gameboy.


So only the BET-BOY can use bullets? What does that have to do with a game-stopping error?

Next episode: Ep. 6. Guixiang City! Facing Gymnasium Curator Heyaduo!
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Nice LP.
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To the gym, man.
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Guixiang City! Facing Gymnasium Curator Heyaduo!
Spoiler Alert:    

Well, let's go inside. Who knows what we'll find. WAIT. Gotta read the sign.


...practice what? o.o


Descriptive name is descriptive.


It's HOW HIGH! I hate heights. :O


That's kinda... Eew. Gross. Moving on...


Buddhism? So this place is full of monks? Thanks for the protip.


I thought I had seen everything. I must be wrong.


That's called being ninja.

...wait? If I go upstairs, I can become a ninja? OMG


I'm not the crazy one here, kay?


Your name looks funny.


Hello little scary vine thing with a face.


Eew. I hope it's not referring to that kind of whip >_>


Effectively you loose the ability to comprehend english! Effectively!


akljshfe hrfiauojehwr iawoer'awrjwu;'irafojwie

THAT'S a hit to key. GET IT RIGHT.


That's for you to say.


Well, I feel that much safer in here.


I need a bit of that right about now.


What the F do you want? There's so many people here that are desperate for attention.


Since when did Buddhists celebrate Thanksgiving?


After loosing some health, I have to resort to drugs to heal CROC. \o/

...pretty rainbows...


What goal? Soccer? Hockey?


>_>


Have some fun.


I've battled about a dozen of these. I'm getting a little peeved about seeing them.


No. You didn't train enough. Go train some more.


So the Presbyterian church and the Buddhists have an alliance? Since when?


I think that's supposed to say INFUSED.


Flames? Something that looks fire-type. Goody. Burn those dumb vine things.


Yes, I am trying. You're not.


wat is this game trying to tell me?


As I said earlier, ha ha.


Flame =/= water

Fire-water?


Yes. I had to borrow that for the occasion. :U


Well, at someone has faith in me.


Apparently so, if he beat you.


This machine summons monsters? /stays away


Yes, it is.


Oh. Ok. I think I understand.


Did you hear anything that old man just said? I suppose not. u_u


To be kind to monsters, you don't admit defeat? Then why did you steal from Wusiji Dr?


*The message automatically terminated, and I never snapped the last part of the message. It should say "USE THE ROPE TO GO THROUGH THE HOLE!"
Where is the hole? I don't see one.


What the Christ there aren't any caocuns here...


Oh, YOU...


What did I find? A ? Is so very confused


That must be one strong brush.


You, old man, are full of garbage.


Oh snap! We need to... What?


Oh.

The battle goes on...


Damn straight.


En! Thank you!


Ta... huh?


OOH SHINY THING


\o/


Oh god. That's just wrong. Can you do that another time please?


So if I use it outside of a battle, I won't get my badge? Sadness.


It's so nice to be out of there.


...I'm not the curator. Knock on the window and look inside. Duh


I'm quite confident I said no.


Why are you staring at me?


FINALLY we are here.


Ok. That's nice to know.

After healing, I head to the Gymnasium.


Who the hell is Mr. Hyt?


That makes sense. And follows what little logic this game has.


You have a serious stuttering issue.


Ya rly.


That's really cool, but I have a better story for you, bro.


Imma beat that thing.


Is that all you can say? A pathetic excuse for a cough?


Why hallo thar.


Hi Heyaduo. You're not a header. That is in a rom image. Get your facts straight. You're a leader.


Yes, they will. They are quite annoying.


So you agree with me?


The sky is rather magnificent.


You have fun with that.


Cue epic gym battle music


Yes, let's compete!


That's old news. I've beaten tons of them before.


Ok. This is srs bzns.


Hell. To. The. Yes.


moar plz.


No! I won dammit!


They become dead, and flopping on the floor birds.


Who is this... WBKUJI?


Wing Badge get!

After some machine yammer...


Machine get!

...and some talk about elfs made from mud... Wherever that came from...


I'm decided? What for?


I'm
A. Not a champion.
B. Still gonna relax because I get what I want when I want.


WHAT DO YOU WANT? I SAID NO MORE FAVORS.


Where is the Qiqiao Elf Center? I've been to Jiye City and I'm in Guixiang City.

Well, better heal.


Whee.


Oh, you are who the professor was referring to.


No, we haven't met. How did you know I was here?


I don't have a monster's egg, mind you. I guess I can only say yes, though.


What the f*** is that?


So, we end off here. What will we do next? Find out next episode!
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This game is insulting hilarious [/vietnamese]
 
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