Lazy Programming

[SpaceMan++]

let's find and make lazy codes:

import java.*
import lazy.oop.clone.*
class LazyOOP
{
  void main()
  {
    Person clone = new Person(me);
    clone.doWork();
  }
}

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "bed.h"

#define i_am_lazy true
int main()
{
  printf("Im going to bed, I'm lazy.");
  goto bed;
  bed:
  bool I_am_sleeping;
  while (i_am_lazy)
  {
	  I_am_sleeping = true;
  }
  return 0; //never wake up
}

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "lazy.h"

#define write_code_for_me() (printf("i'm lazy"))
int main()
{
  write_code_for_me();
  return 0;
}

[Cat333Pokémon]

The shortest of them all (Java, VB):

while (true){}

Do
Loop

*May cause infinite loop

Well, you can also have fun with this one (Java, VB):

public void stacker(){
stacker();}

Public Sub Stacker()
Call Stacker
End Sub

*May cause stack overflow

[SpaceMan++]

It's like that:

/*
 * To change this template, choose Tools | Templates
 * and open the template in the editor.
 */

package test;

/**
 *
 * @author jirachifan
 */
public class Main {

    /**
     * @param args the command line arguments
     */
	private static int n = 0;
    public static void main(String[] args) {
		String[] a = args;
		System.out.println(n++);
       main(a);
    }

}

I tired it, it looped 3600 times then it stopped

[Yoshi648]

Infinite loops are fun

[AngrytigerP]

On TI-BASIC:

:Lbl 1
:Clrhome
:Disp "INFINITE LOOP"
:Goto 1