You! Yes, you! Think of your good times on this site. C'mon, you must have had good times here! Now, click
this link. Go ahead, click it. I won't rush you. Keep all of your good times from here close to you.
And now for the sappy speech I think will make you reconsider for a moment and then continue to leave, but you probably won't think twice in the first place...
Keep the good times close. While I've heard many people say that
the good times must always end, and that it can't be good forever, I've seen people
defy the odds, and even go as far as reverse them. I hope you can clear up whatever's ailing you while you're gone, and I wish you good luck towards any future endeavors you choose to tackle. Just know that we'll always welcome you with open arms, should you wish to return. If you never do return, know that you'll live on in all of our hearts, always to be remembered. If this is to be the final goodbye, then there's only one thing left to do. I bid you adieu.
~Your friend, TPM