Happy 20th!

Happy birfdehhhhhh

Happy birthday!

Happy 19th!

Happy Birthday

Oh no, you're one more year older. How unfortunate.

Day advances.
Age +1!
Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!

Happy 18th!

I think they air Pokémon Smash, but it would've aired yesterday (for us).

Merry Christmas!

Alrighty. Thanks anyway.

Sure, I'll take your TCG code.

Thanks

You won the Happy Birthday game!

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Happy 17th!

FIRST
to tell you a happy birthday!

Where can I dowload this?
Pokemon Mecury

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So I broke out of jail last night
It's pretty great

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Holy freaking crap, Trent, do you have to tell me that I go offline every single time I do? You're more clingy than a dryer sheet that just came out of the drier.

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Sometime around early March, if my statistics are correct.
Also lookit that question mark, they could at least allow you to keep your sig and avatar and just restrict the fun boards or something

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So hey this is purgatory
it's pretty great

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Just out of curiosity, Trent, what do you want/what did you get for Decemberween?

Dinosaur Office
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sacrebleu! Plus de marque de cutie. Qu'est-ce que c'est? Je parle français?

1. I think you meant "consistency", not "courtesy".
2. Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change. And it's hard to hold a candle to the cold November rain.

OHMYGOD I CRIED SO MUCH AT THAT PART WHEN I WAS A KID D;

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation:
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation:
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation:

We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.

Then why did you say why?

Because it's one of the instant-ban words, along with Cialis and Viagra

Really?
*checks*
Oh wow they did
Also, don't ever post DD on Ponychan

And we all know what moondust does to your mind.
*faded voices of "Combustible lemons" sounds inside mind*

Yeah, he died like 2000 years ago buddy. You're a bit late.

But you'd be trapped there. For a thousand years.
WITH NO COMPANY.
Well aside from the rocks but everypony knows rocks can't really talk.

Do you seriously want to be banished to the Moon?

The current censor for MFW is Mine Countenance Whereupon. It's gone under changes multiple times, including mon visage when, mui visario qan, and Mo Agaidh Nuair.

Ponychan has a lot of weird censors- Here's a list of what they change. http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wordfilters

If you were on Ponychan, lulz would be censored and replaced with Schadenfreude.

VR: Where You better Start Running

did you check under your bed?

VR: Where You Can Still Rock in America

Trent get in the chat right this second
It's the most hilarious chat I've seen since I've come back

So odd.

I AM YOUR HOST
THE MARE THEY CALL VEL

You
Can't
Win
This
FIGHT

So, have you figured it out now?
SO HAVE YOU FIGURED IT OUUUUUUUT

You serious?
YES, HOH MY GOD! *bass drop*
Also, I feel like posting a few facts;
1. I own Super Mario Land. It's the only Game Boy game I currently own.
2. Pokémon Gold and Silver were the highest-selling pair of games ever released for the GBC.
3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was the last game ever released for the GBC.

A 3DS?
A 360 to throw out the window?
A NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!?

THIS.
SENTENCE.
IS.
FALSE!

So, ah heard yer favorite pony is Applejack. Izzat true, or izzit just a buncha filly fodder?

No, she's ALWAYS doing this. Like, since I've moved here in August.
Like, such as.

Whenever I go down the stairs, my cat tries to trip me.
Like, she sits on one of the top stairs and won't move, even if I kick her.

Well, she was going home after the concert, and the guy's name was Gerald Friend.

Also, apparently the song Polly was about some girl who was kidnapped after a concert in 1989 who was raped and tortured.

Do you know who Kurt Cobain's parents were?
ALIENS.

#

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AH-HA
It was Something in the Way

.

No, it wasn't anything like that. I think it was on Nevermind, though.

Really? Because I'm serious. I have NO IDEA what the song is called, but I heard it earlier today, and all I remember is that it had three chords for all of the notes in the song.

Well, there's this one Nirvana song that has like 3 chords in it and I can't remember the name of it.
Any ideas?

You listen to Nirvana, right?

I was BORN in New York
An' I'm sure as hell gon' DAH in New York

Well well well
It seems that we have some NEEEEEEIGHsayers in the audience!
How about it, hmm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Vel can't?

JUST DO IT MOTHAF***A

Well that sucks.
Can't you just print-screen it, then?

C'mon, Tremt. Do it for me. Your buddy. Your guy.

Why can't you just screenshot it for me? There's a good Chrome extension called Awesome Screenshot that should let you do it.

You gotta stop TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
I CAN'T PUT SKEEP ON HERE BECAUSE DICKS
ALSO WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS I SHOULD HAVE A SKEEP BY THEN

So really, let me see it? Pwetty pweese?

I've.
Seen.
Worse.

To put it in perspective, I've seen MLP Live.

I've seen worse.

FLUTTERSHY
LET ME SEE IT

"And here I thought I'd be able to learn about the Elephants of Harmony. But, silly me! All of this dick-sucking and butt-f***ing has kept me from it!"

"What are we looking at?"
"Mah private parts!"
"..."
"Well, don't thank me all at once."

Fine
Go find Ask Li'l Miss Rarity

ah... I'll look then.

...
I can't remember the lines
**** I'M HIGH
Go look at askstonedtrixie on the tumble-thingy

I need to rewatch then.

TWO

I just imagined Pinkie Pie doing that x3

ONE

Private Trent, I will give you three seconds
Exactly three fYAYing seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face
Before I unscrew your head and **** down your PLOT HOLE

HA
YOU SO FUH-NY
ME LUL YOU LONG TIME