Stupid Criminals

[GreenMan]

On the net did you run into stories of really stupid criminals
Mine is that a Robber goes and Robs a security camera store
1:Your being taped (duh its a security camera store)
2:Y the hell was this even and idea that popped in
Do you think that it is one of the most stupidded criminals please post

[Cat333Pokémon]

Ahh yes!

http://stupidcriminalfile.blogspot.com/
This page is an excellent read, with your story at the top.

On the same page:

Man charged with DUI three times in 24 hours
Courtesy of PerthNow


A PERTH man has been charged with drink driving three times in 24 hours, his menacing spree ending with a bizarre incident at a police station.

The 46-year-old was first stopped by Boddington police, in the Perth hills on Saturday night, and charged with driving under the influence and driving with a suspended licence.

He was spotted driving his car again a short time later and arrested for drink-driving, police said.

The man's car was impounded in the Boddington police station but early on Sunday morning, the man allegedly jumped over the fence of the police station, broke open a padlock on a back gate and drove away in his car.

He was caught and arrested again three hours later and charged with three counts of driving under the influence; three counts of driving while under suspension and one charge of trespass.

He's been refused bail and will appear in the Perth Magistrates Court today.

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[GreenMan]

Or how about the pair of criminals that knocked themselves out, trying to break into a bank/Jewerly store (not sure which one) the first one threw a brick which bounced off and knocked him out. His acomplise tryed his luck, throwing the brick and obtaining the same results (Y would he do that seeing the results on his friend. This would have to be the easiest arrest for the police

[Cat333Pokémon]

You mean these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0

And here's your surveillance camera thief:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BUTF8wWOPk

As a bonus, here's some more:
Guy smashes through one door, and tries to escape through the adjacent door
Guy drops his gun on the counter and the clerk picks it up
3 men try to steal an ATM, but their vehicle gets stuck instead.
Guy tries to rob a liquor store, but he gets stuck inside.
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[GreenMan]

yes that is the genius's
They really need to get smarter do they not

[Cat333Pokémon]

No, they do not need to get smarter. If they did, more people would get robbed/killed. And nobody really wants that to happen to them.
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Favorite Pokémon: Buizel, Turtwig, Typhlosion, Lugia, Mudkip, Charizard, Zigzagoon, Floatzel, Torterra, Groudon, Linoone, and Meowth.
~ Owner of Pokémon Platinum ~

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[GreenMan]

True and then how the heck would we have idiots to laugh at would we

[GreenMan]

i have found anouther one....
This guy breaks into a mini mart, only takes beer and chewing tobaco. This store had a full cash registure and a fine wine section
He then takes his goods across the street to watch the cops, he is drinking and chewing.
When the cops see him he anounces that he was going to break into the house that was not his that he was sitting infront of.
He's a smart one

[Yoshi648]

Brilliant, just tell the cops what illegal activities you are up to.

[GreenMan]

One more has come to my ear.
The guy is asking his friends if he is drunk and they tell him that they dont know
what do you think he did?
he drove down to the police station and asked them if he was over the leagal limit
he was, it must have been the easiest DUI arrest ever...

[Cat333Pokémon]

BRILLIANT!

[Blues]

ROFL, nice GreenMan.

[GreenMan]

Here is anouther one:

Stupid Case File for December 2, 2007
Be Care of Who You Flag Down For Assistance ...
Courtesy of Star Tribune

A man driving a stolen car that went into a ditch flagged down the wrong person for help.

Dean Gangl, 40, of Richmond, Minn., unwittingly asked an off-duty sheriff's deputy to help him pull the vehicle out of a ditch along Benton County Road 4 west of Foley, Minn., Sheriff Brad Bennett said.

The deputy, who came upon the stranded motorist at 4:45 a.m. Tuesday while he was on his way home, noticed that the vehicle in the ditch matched the description of one reported stolen hours earlier in St. Cloud. The deputy radioed to dispatchers, who confirmed the man was driving a stolen car, Bennett said.

The deputy arrested Gangl and found that he was in possession of a white crystal substance. Gangl tested positive for methamphetamine, Bennett said.

He was taken to the Benton County Jail and charged with being in possession of controlled substance and possession of a stolen motor vehicle.
Notice to Appear posted by Agent McKay on Sunday, December 02, 2007

[Yoshi648]

Oh that's nice, drive a stolen car into a ditch and get a cop to help you.

[Blues]

A stolen car into a ditch, these are starting to get a little unoriginal.

[GreenMan]

how is that true?

[Blues]

Someone commits crime, then inadvertently tells the cops.

[GreenMan]

yeah that is true, ill try to avoid that

[GreenMan]

Here we go again:
Stupid Case File for December 3, 2007
Ex-con allegedly targets cops for robbery
Courtesy of UPI

NEW YORK, - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform.

Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said.

"It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming."

After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff.

[Blues]

Hehe, now that's original.

[GreenMan]

i would deffently not rank him to high in any smartz catagory

[Blues]

He gets a -1 out of 10.

[Yoshi648]

I just overheard two good ones.

A guy robbed a liquor store. He got into the store by going in through the sky-light. However, once he got in, he couldn't get back out because he couldn't climb back up and out.

A women gets her purse stolen by a man. She finds her purse and she finds the man's cell phone inside her purse (which has pictures of him on it).

[GreenMan]

wow neither were welll thought out were they?

[Blues]

Originally Posted by Yoshi648

I just overheard two good ones.

A guy robbed a liquor store. He got into the store by going in through the sky-light. However, once he got in, he couldn't get back out because he couldn't climb back up and out.

A women gets her purse stolen by a man. She finds her purse and she finds the man's cell phone inside her purse (which has pictures of him on it).

Lol, I like the last one best.

[GreenMan]

I wonder why he put his phone in there in the first place.

[Blues]

It meant they knew each other, dude.

[Cat333Pokémon]

I found the liquor store robber:

[youtube:x85khfo1]azAbEjDzexs[/youtube:x85khfo1]

[Blues]

Heh, lol.

[GreenMan]

Yep thar he is

[Yoshi648]

I like when he falls of the ladder and landson the shelf and when he fails at trying to break the camera (even though it wouldn't matter, it already recorded him breaking in.)

[Blues]

Lol, that happens in a lot of comedy movies.

[GreenMan]

yep stupid=Funny

[GreenMan]

Look Trouble at the border
U.S. Border Agent Car Not a Good Getaway Car
Courtesy of
MONTERREY, Mexico - Three Mexican minors detained in California on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole a U.S. Border Patrol car while still wearing handcuffs and drove it back across the border to Mexico.
Police in the Mexican border city of Mexicali said on Tuesday the three boys had been driving a pick-up truck on a remote Californian highway when a Border Patrol agent stopped them.
Suspicious they were carrying marijuana, he handcuffed them and put them in his patrol car while he searched their truck.
"As the agent was doing his search, he left the vehicle running and the keys in the ignition, so one of the lads, still wearing handcuffs, grabbed the steering wheel and they headed back to Mexico," a police spokesman said.
The Border Patrol, which plays cat and mouse around the clock with illegal Mexican migrants and drug traffickers, confirmed the vehicle was stolen in southern California on Sunday and driven over the border near Mexicali.
Mexican police used a helicopter to locate the patrol vehicle in a remote agricultural area near the border

[Cat333Pokémon]

Those folks sure aren't very bright.

The moon tonight is even brighter than them!

[Yoshi648]

Not only were the criminals stupid, but the border patrol agent left his patrol car runnnig (also stupid)

[GreenMan]

Stupid^2?

[Blues]

Lol, these are getting quite repetitive though.

[GreenMan]

hey what can i say stupid is as stupid does

[Cat333Pokémon]

Yeah, I agree with GreenMan. If you don't want to hear about the noobs, don't open the topic.

[Blues]

I DO want to hear about the noobs. But nobody likes it when the noobs make the same mistake over and over. Eventually it isn't funny anymore.

[Cat333Pokémon]

To me, they are funny just because they keep making the same mistake. Don't they learn from mistakes?!

[Blues]

Stupid Criminals

My guess is no.

[GreenMan]

yep how else can we tell they are stupid?

[Cat333Pokémon]

Here's a good one:
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[Yoshi648]

Hmm..First you mow the lawn by driving off road. Then you drive into a lake. And then you try to hide into the lake in hopes that the cops don't find you. GENIOUS

[GreenMan]

Yeah the lake is not a good choice because you might drown yourself and you cant runz so good

[Blues]

What does driving in a lake have to do with this?

[Yoshi648]

The video on the last page.

[GreenMan]

Its the new gardner is what it was

[GreenMan]

got a new one that i have not seen in a while:
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

[Blues]

Lol, they just never stop coming do they?

[Yoshi648]

Yeah, I heard of that one.

[Cat333Pokémon]

Same

[GreenMan]

Watch were you go.
Clark advises that you don't follow the lead of the fellow in Anaheim, Cal., who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. On the other hand, you don't want to be too familiar with the bank. A California robber ran into his mother while making his getaway. She turned him in.

[GreenMan]

Not really a Criminal but hey she is stupid.
A man walks into a Dairy Queen and asks the person working there if he can have change for his three hundred dollar bill. The person hands back his change for his three hundred dollar bill and leaves....

[Yoshi648]

The real question is, did he recieve change in $30 bills?

[Blues]

Originally Posted by GreenMan

Not really a Criminal but hey she is stupid.
A man walks into a Dairy Queen and asks the person working there if he can have change for his three hundred dollar bill. The person hands back his change for his three hundred dollar bill and leaves....

LOL WUT? He just gave him the $300?

[GreenMan]

yep, dont you want 300 free dollars?

[Yoshi648]

This didn't get anything new recently, so I'll post what I just heard.

A guy broke into someone elses house and stole his stuff (including his cell phone). The guy (who had his house broken into) sent a text messgae to his stolen phone saying "The party is at *address here* and the sex and drugs are free". The criminal shows up at the place, where the police are waiting for him and arrest him.

[Cat333Pokémon]

Definitely not the smartest apple in the barrel.

[Blues]

I kind of saw that one coming, but good nonetheless.

[GreenMan]

Wow yeah think he would have checked it out before he went

[Yoshi648]

I think this topic could use a bump.

Here is another "genius". He wanted to steal a car, and his choice is a clearly marked police car with the officer still in it

[Cat333Pokémon]

Of all cars...

[Magmaster12]

I wonder if he's blind

[GreenMan]

stupidity has no bounds does it

[Yoshi648]

Got another one off FailBlog. A guy goes into a house, steals things.....and goes to sleep in said house.

[Cat333Pokémon]

Wow, how can someone be so...stupid or tired?

[GreenMan]

That is just so fail it is so funny, its almost hilarious

[Buizel456]

FAIL! robber forgets too log off facebook x]

http://mashable.com/2009/09/17/facebook ... -arrested/

and i remember that one robber who forgot his cell phone during his robbery

http://www.dumbcrooks.com/dropped-cell- ... s-robbery/

EPIC FAIL!

[GreenMan]

Thats pretty bad

[Magmaster12]

Now that's a stupid criminal.

[emperorempoleon2]

This one's a joke, but about a stupid criminal nonetheless.

An obviously inebriated guy walks into a store and asks for some mouthwash. The clerk denies it, due to the fact that he has a drunken voice and gait, and also due to alcohol being a key ingredient in mouthwash. The drunk says that, one, he had a date in 5 minutes and forgot to freshen up, and two, that he has cerebral palsy, and it affects his speech and motion. The clerk hands him a bottle of mouthwash, feeling sympathetic. And the buyer asks...

...if the clerk had a refrigerated one.

[GreenMan]

What? Nutjob