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Old June 29, 2010, 10:53:42 AM
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Talking BAD translation!

Here's something funny.

As you know translators give you a literal translation of what you've written making it sometimes gramaticaly wrong or even incoherent.

So, there's a website that translates sentences from English to other languages multiple times and the result is always completely different from the original, thus making it funny.

This is the website: http://funnytranslator.com/translation/

So what you have to do is: put there a word or sentence( related or not to Pokémon ) and ask it to translate the max number of times (56) and if it's funny post it here.

Ex: "You can find Dark Pulse on Victory Road", turns into

"You can find happiness in the heart of the problem."

Or "Ash got tired of Pikachu and shot him", becomes

"To protect the rural population" (not really funny but it's so random)

Note: It takes a minute or so to translate to all languages back and forth (it's automatic so all you have to do is wait).

Last edited by TomE22; June 29, 2010 at 10:54:19 AM.
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Old June 29, 2010, 12:50:33 PM
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"My name is Tom and I like to party! Not really, but I need something to post on the Victory Road forums."

TRANSLATES TO:

"My name is Tam, I need it! Well, my forum."

Yes, I am now Tam (short for Tammy? Am I a girl now?).
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Old June 30, 2010, 06:47:23 AM
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I have some I got from there.

Quote:
Original text:
"SHOES"
...56 translations later we get:
"Football"
Quote:
Original text:
"Go away"
...56 translations later we get:
"Death"
Quote:
Original text:
"Paste Your Text Here (250 characters max):"
...56 translations later we get:
"(250 words) of text."
Quote:
Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."
...56 translations later we get:
"Prepare evidence, language"
Quote:
Original text:
"You know what really grinds my gears?"
...59 translations later we get:
"बिस्कुट जी werklik Maalte Meu चूहे Ват?"
This thing is so fun!
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Old June 30, 2010, 12:31:43 PM
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"I microwaved a TV dinner last night and forgot about it until 4 today."

...56 translations later we get:

"T 4 waves."
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Old June 30, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
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Original text:
"A girl drew a dinosaur on my arm today."
...56 translations later we get:
"But today, women dinosaurs."
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Old June 30, 2010, 02:23:31 PM
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It began as: "Lady Gaga must die. She is evil. She is Satan."

It's funnier if you see everything it was translated to.

AFRIKAANS : Lady Gaga moet sterf. Sy is kwaad. Sy is die Satan.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. She is angry. She is the devil.
ALBANIAN : Lady Gaga duhet të vdesin. Ajo është e zemëruar. Ajo është djalli.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. She is angry. It is the devil.
ARABIC : يجب أن سيدة غاغا يموت. وهي غاضبة. ومن الشيطان.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. Is angry. It is the devil.
BELARUSIAN : Lady Gaga павінен памерці. У лютасьці. Гэта д'ябал.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil.
BULGARIAN : Lady Gaga да умре. В много разгневен. Това е дявола.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil.
CATALAN : Lady Gaga a morir. En una ràbia. Aquest és el diable.
Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil.
CHINESE : 加加夫人死。在愤怒。这是魔鬼。
Back to ENGLISH : Jiajia Fu died. In anger. This is the devil.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 佳佳富死亡。在愤怒。这是魔鬼。
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia Fu died. In anger. This is the devil.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Jia賈府死亡。在憤怒。這是魔鬼。
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. In anger. This is the devil.
CROATIAN : Jia Jia smrti. U bijesu. To je vrag.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
CZECH : Jia Jia smrt. V hněvu. Je to ďábel.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
DANISH : Jia Jia død. I vrede. Det er Djævelen.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
DUTCH : Jia Jia's dood. In woede. Het is de duivel.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
ESTONIAN : Jia Jia surma. In viha. See on kurat.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
FILIPINO : Jia Jia ng kamatayan. Sa galit. Ito ay ang mga taong makasalanan.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil.
FINNISH : Jia Jian kuolema. Vihaa. Se on paholainen.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. Anger. It is the devil.
FRENCH : Jia Jia mort. Anger. C'est le diable.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. Anger. It is the devil.
GALICIAN : Jia Jia morte. Anger. É o demo.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. Anger. It is the devil.
GERMAN : Jia Jia Tod. Anger. Es ist der Teufel.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. Anger. It is the devil.
GREEK : θάνατος Jia Jia του. Ο θυμός. Είναι ο διάβολος.
Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia to death. Anger. It is the devil.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Jya jya lanmò. Fache. Li se dyab la.
Back to ENGLISH : Jya jya death. Angry. It is the devil.
HEBREW : Jya המוות jya. כועס. זה השטן.
Back to ENGLISH : Jya jya death. Angry. It's the devil.
HINDI : ज्या ज्या मौत. गुस्सा. यह शैतान है.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine death. Anger. It's a freak.
HUNGARIAN : Sine sine halál. Harag. Ez egy torzszülött.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. This is a freak.
ICELANDIC : Sine sínus deyja. Rage. Þetta er viðundur.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. This is freaky.
INDONESIAN : Sinus sinus mati. Rage. Ini aneh.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It's weird.
IRISH : Sín Sín bás. Rage. Tá sé aisteach.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It is strange.
ITALIAN : Sine sine die. Rage. E 'strano.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It 's weird.
JAPANESE : 正弦、正弦は死ぬ。レイジ。それは変です。
Back to ENGLISH : Sine, sine die. Rage. That is odd.
KOREAN : 사인은 사인 죽어. 분노. 그 이상이다.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. Is more than that.
LATVIAN : Sine die nāvi. Dusmas. Ir vairāk nekā to.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. There are more than that.
LITHUANIAN : Sine die mirties. Anger. Yra daugiau nei tai.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. There are more than that.
MACEDONIAN : Sine умре смртта. Лутина. Постојат повеќе од тоа.
Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Outrage. There are more than that.
MALAY : Sinus patut dihukum mati. Kemarahan. Ada lebih dari itu.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It's more than that.
MALTESE : Sinus għandhom jiġu kkundannati għall-mewt. Rabja. Huwa aktar minn dak.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It's more than that.
NORWEGIAN : Sinus skal bli dømt til døden. Anger. Det er mer enn det.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It is more than that.
PERSIAN : سینوس باید به اعدام محکوم کرد. خشم. این بیشتر از آن.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced. Anger. The more of it.
POLISH : Sinus powinien zostać skazany. Gniewu. Jej więcej.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced. Anger. More of it.
PORTUGUESE : Seio devem ser condenados. Anger. Mais do mesmo.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Sinus deve ser condenado. Anger. Mais do mesmo.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same.
ROMANIAN : Sinus ar trebui să fie condamnat. Furie. Mai mult de aceeaşi.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same.
RUSSIAN : Синус должен быть осужден. Гнев. Больше того же самого.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same.
SERBIAN : Синуса требало би да буде осуђен. Бес. Више исти.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same.
SLOVAK : Sinus musí byť potrestaný. Anger. Viac rovnaké.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus must be punished. Anger. More of the same.
SLOVENIAN : Sinus je treba kaznovati. Anger. Več isto.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. Same.
SPANISH : Sinus debe ser penalizada. Enojo. En la misma.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. At the same.
SWAHILI : Sinus lazima penalized. Hasira. Wakati huo huo.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. At the same time.
SWEDISH : Sinus bör bestraffas. Ilska. Samtidigt.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished. Anger. At the same time.
TAGALOG : Pagkatulig ay dapat parusahan. Anger. Sa parehong oras.
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished. Anger. At the same time.
THAI : ไซนัสควรถูกลงโทษ ความโกรธ ในขณะเดียวกัน
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time
TURKISH : Sinüs cezalandırılması gerektiğini ve aynı zamanda öfkeli
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time
UKRAINIAN : Синус, повинні бути покарані і злий одночасно
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time
VIETNAMESE : Xoang nên bị trừng phạt và giận dữ cùng một lúc
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time
WELSH : Dylai sinws yn cael eu cosbi ac yn flin ar yr un pryd
Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time
YIDDISH : כאָלעל זאָל באשטראפט ווערן און בייז בייַ דער זעלביקער צייַט
Back to ENGLISH (final translation): Socket should be punished and angry at the same time

WOW this is fun.
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Old June 30, 2010, 03:48:15 PM
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Original text:

"Welcome to VR"

...10 translations later we get:

"Virtual reality in your own greeting"
Original text:

"Rawr "

...10 translations later we get:

"Rawr"
Original text:

"hi "

...10 translations later we get:

"Gray"
Original text:

"Idiotic Translator I.T"

...10 translations later we get:

"Our Lady of the members of Information Technology"
Original text:

"ih hi"

...10 translations later we get:

"Hi h"
Original text:

"MAX TRANSLATION

...56 translations later we get:

"Rate"
Original text:

"Welcome to VR. Get your crap and get out "

...56 translations later we get:

"Welcome to control the world."
Original text:

"I LIKE PIE. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT "

...56 translations later we get:

"My dad asked."

Last edited by RK-9; June 30, 2010 at 03:56:22 PM.
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Old June 30, 2010, 05:22:23 PM
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I wrote "Let's take a stab at a knife! Let's take a stab at your MOM with my DICtionary!"(which BY THE WAY was on Food Battle 2007 by Smosh). It seemed to have translated to "District sword! Glossary kill my mother!"...

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Old June 30, 2010, 05:30:24 PM
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Original text:

"I'm Denny Drengus and I approve this message: Dr. Steve Brule is an idiot and needs to go to an adult education center."

...56 translations later we get:

"Religion Hour: Dr. sutibubanasutobu, adult education centers."
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Old June 30, 2010, 07:11:48 PM
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"I like Kirby.He is pink and round like a ball."
Translates to: Rose,pumpkin. Uploading act itself.


I put the Pearl pokedex of Jigglypuff and the classification: "Jigglypuff is a balloon pokemon.When it wavers its big,round eyes,it begins singing a lullaby that makes everyone drowsy." Put translations that seems strange or funny.

From Afrikaans to English: Jigglypuff is a balloon pokemon.When flag wavers its big, round eyes and began singing a lullaby that makes everyone sleepy.It's a FLAG???

From Arabic to English: Jigglypuff is the science pokemon.When hesitate to balloon large, round eyes and began singing in a lullaby that makes everyone sleepy.Jigglypuff is a science pokemon?

From Catalan to English: Jigglypuff is a science dude pokemon.When ball great, round eyes and sang a lullaby, making every effort to sleep. So now it's a guy and makes a lot of effort to sleep.

From Chinese to English: Jigglypuff is a science Playboy pokemon.When ball big, round eyes, singing lullabies, to make every effort to sleep. XD

From Japanese to English: Pudding is a large round eyes Playboy Police Science pokemon.When nurse is ready to sing always read-only.
Wait so it's now a Playboy,science and police pokemon?

From Portuguese to English: Playboy Police pokemon.When pudding always look great to learn to read, ready to read your sister. Pudding look great to learn??? WTH

Final translation: Police are still very angry with his brother plaiboi pokemon. When dessert reader to find out.Jigglypuff is plabiboi and the police is his brother. O.o

Hee hee this is hilarious.

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Old June 30, 2010, 07:42:14 PM
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Original text:

"you lost the game"

...56 translations later we get:

"Action"
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Old June 30, 2010, 08:15:21 PM
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"The fire truck is driving down the mountain so fast that your mother's uncle's dog is vomiting in a bucket of poo."

...56 translations later we get:

"Mum heat aelir problem quickly."



"OH MY LANTIS"

...10 translations later we get:

"Oh Landis"



"Welcome to VR."

...10 translations later we get:

"Welcome to virtual reality."



"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!"

...20 translations later we get:

"I do not think that something that will never leave him go!"



"You lost THE END."

...10 translations later we get:

"The total loss."



"What the crap muffin."

...10 translations later we get:

"Cake anything stupid."
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Old July 1, 2010, 04:58:36 AM
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Original text:
"LEAF is awesome"
...56 translations later we get:
"Yaoshingaporu."

Original text:
"IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZ0R!"
56 Translations Later:
"Oil certified radiation Luz 0 R Chan! ."

Original text:
"The cake is a lie"
...56 translations later we get:
"Brother"

Original text:
"I am bored so I need a bad translation NOW!"
...56 translations later we get:
"I serjus you!"

EDIT:
Original text:
"so i herd u liek mudkipz"
...56 translations later we get:
"Mudkipz and time."

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Old July 1, 2010, 09:47:56 AM
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Original text:

"I am the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future."

...56 translations later we get:

"Mystic Christmas last year, with good
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Old July 1, 2010, 10:27:23 AM
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Original text:
"To Infinity And Beyond!"
...56 translations later we get:
"The!"

Okay, seriously, WTF.
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AFRIKAANS : Om die oneindigheid en Beyond!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and Beyond!
ALBANIAN : Në pafundësi dhe Përtej!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and Beyond!
ARABIC : إلى ما لا نهاية وما بعدها!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
BELARUSIAN : У бясконцасць і далей!
Back to ENGLISH : To Infinity and Beyond!
BULGARIAN : До безкрайността и отвъд!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CATALAN : A l'infinit i més enllà!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CHINESE : 至无限远和超越!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 至无限远和超越!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 至無限遠和超越!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CROATIAN : Do beskonačnosti i izvan nje!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
CZECH : Do nekonečna a ještě dál!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
DANISH : Til uendeligt og uden!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
DUTCH : Om de oneindigheid en verder!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
ESTONIAN : Kuni lõpmatus ja kaugemalgi!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
FILIPINO : Upang kawalang-hanggan at sa hinaharap!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
FINNISH : Äärettömään ja sen ulkopuolella!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
FRENCH : À l'infini et au-delà!
Back to ENGLISH : To infinity and beyond!
GALICIAN : O infinito e máis alá!
Back to ENGLISH : The infinity and beyond!
GERMAN : Die Unendlichkeit und darüber hinaus!
Back to ENGLISH : The infinity and beyond!
GREEK : Το άπειρο κι ακόμα παραπέρα!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Infiniti ak pi lwen pase!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
HEBREW : אינפיניטי ומעבר!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
HINDI : इन्फिनिटी और परे!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and Beyond!
HUNGARIAN : Infinity és túl!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
ICELANDIC : Infinity og víðar!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
INDONESIAN : Infinity dan seterusnya!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
IRISH : Infinity agus thar!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
ITALIAN : Infinito e oltre!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity and beyond!
JAPANESE : 無限の彼方!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinity!
KOREAN : 무한!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinite!
LATVIAN : Bezgalīgs!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinite!
LITHUANIAN : Infinite!
Back to ENGLISH : Infinite!
MACEDONIAN : Крај!
Back to ENGLISH : End!
MALAY : Akhir!
Back to ENGLISH : End!
MALTESE : Tmiem!
Back to ENGLISH : End!
NORWEGIAN : Slutt!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
PERSIAN : آن را متوقف کنید!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
POLISH : Przestań!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
PORTUGUESE : Pare com isso!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Pare com isso!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
ROMANIAN : Opreste-te!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
RUSSIAN : Остановите его!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
SERBIAN : Престани!
Back to ENGLISH : Stop it!
SLOVAK : Nechajte toho!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
SLOVENIAN : Get it!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
SPANISH : Get it!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
SWAHILI : Get it!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
SWEDISH : Skaffa det!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
TAGALOG : Kumuha ng mga ito!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
THAI : Get it!
Back to ENGLISH : Get it!
TURKISH : Al!
Back to ENGLISH : Al!
UKRAINIAN : Ал!
Back to ENGLISH : Al!
VIETNAMESE : Al!
Back to ENGLISH : Al!
WELSH : Al!
Back to ENGLISH : Al!
YIDDISH : על!
Back to ENGLISH : The!
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Old July 1, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
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Oki doke lets just go ahead and put a lil bang Shishigami dialogue in here and.....

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"As still as the a forest and as marvelous as a mountain! The earth cries out! The heavens cry out! The people cry out! They cry out for me to defeat evil! Listen up, evildoers! I am the warrior of justice, BANG SHISHIGAMI!"

56 translations later...

"But pretty Forests and mountains! The worldwide problem? This is paradise! Sure! He said that success in the door! Kooperatyon mbizini listening! But military mary ashitaka!"
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wut?
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Old July 2, 2010, 06:58:16 PM
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Original text:

"Lump sits alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart. Mud flew up and filled Lump's pajamas. She totally confused all the passing pirhanas!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Agreement between Sleeping bags piranha, Mainstream"

Original text:

"Does this pipe even GO anywhere, or does it just sit there and look meaningful, doing absolutely nothing? Let's contact Lowe's. ...Looks like it does nothing. What a waste of PVC."

...56 translations later we get:

"Smoke that Luis kontakted, they are not ... I think it makes sense. Final product."

Original text:

"You son of a motherless goat!"

...56 translations later we get:

"My son and my skin!"

Original text:

"Dude, bleach is healthy! Bleach is mostly wayter, and we're mostly water; Therefore, we are bleach."

...56 translations later we get:

"Featured Chlorine David! Foresee all"

Original text:

"A million miles from nowhere, dragon lance burns hot. In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost. Ch-ch-ch-changes... Mmm, ****. A fish... A fish with ****... ***** fish."

...56 translations later we get:

"Mile donors, Hot New Millions of Victim ... But unfortunately ... Business, he is responsible for Diagnosing breast cancer."
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Old July 6, 2010, 01:58:06 PM
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Original text:

"The Beatles"

...56 translations later we get:

"Machine translation can"
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Old July 6, 2010, 03:17:10 PM
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"I fell into a vat of chocolate. Oh I fell into a vat of chocolate. As I fell into that vat of chocolate, I screamed fire!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Yes, chocolate tongeulitda tongeulitda Brown said the book burning!"


"The dog ate the cat!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Rain!"

"One time, I ate a stapler, a paperclip, a calculator, and a needle."
...56 translations later we get:
"If it is a tool for your computer Consulting."

Last edited by GuildmasterWigglytuff; July 6, 2010 at 03:23:41 PM.
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Old July 6, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
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I did one. Here's my results:

Original text:
"HAY BlackRayquaza is mah name. lol wut"
...56 translations later we get:
"Blakkraikuaza. Speaking in Germany. It management."
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Old July 6, 2010, 09:07:29 PM
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Original text:

"The QuadLaser is a strong weapon used on the moon. The power is equal to 4 lasers, with the speed of 0.1 lasers. Only loyal people can be hit from a far point, as they need to be told to stay. It goes infinitely, but is slow (only 1 mile/hour/laser)."

...56 translations later we get:

"0.1 4 laser gun store laser light. Ability to operate in very weight / pl, but Infinity (mph / Sec)."
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Old July 7, 2010, 08:32:34 PM
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Original text:
"How do I shot web?"
56 translations later...
"In the area."
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Old July 7, 2010, 08:51:08 PM
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I remember goofing off to something similiar like this once, but the URL I had was different.
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
Quote:
Original text:
"I've been gone too long"
...56 translations later we get:
"A"

Last edited by Kero; July 7, 2010 at 08:52:33 PM.
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Old July 8, 2010, 05:56:18 AM
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This is what I got:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Translator

Original text:

"MAH NMAE IS NOODEL CON AND I LIEK PIE, AND THERE'S MUFFIN U CAN DO BOUT IT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Jong bread, Biscuits, bread, journalists"
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Old July 8, 2010, 06:52:39 AM
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Original text:

"Tsutaaja, the Grass Snake Pokemon. It is smart and has a very cool demeanor. Its movements sharpen when it basks in plenty of sunlight."

...56 translations later we get:

"Tsutaaja grass spirit. I hope your day."
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Old July 9, 2010, 12:11:14 PM
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Original text:

"Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Children? What? Mabibo rusvrufusuteki like crazy? After about two hours, Box shame gefrannis 04:03 pooja geeble jigi clearly below Google - flagaggle vedittsh Buker;"
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Old July 9, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
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That's so funny. x3 Looks like fun.
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Old July 11, 2010, 06:46:47 PM
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Original text:

You got rick rolled by Kirby-Chan

56 translation later....

Pumpkin air action
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Old July 11, 2010, 09:03:28 PM
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"Pick your nose"
...56 translations later we get:
"Pregnancy"
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:02:43 AM
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Original question:
If the pie were a pie, what would happen to the pie's pie?

10 Translations later:
If the circumference of the circle, all year long?
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:10:07 AM
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Original text:

"I own a fat cat"

...56 translations later we get:

"Cat people."
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:12:57 AM
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Original text:
"Always look on the bright side of life."
...56 translations later we get:
"I think it's good to see a good way."
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:18:39 AM
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"Why are some people complete nuts?"
56 translations later
"Name?"
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:24:42 AM
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"Theres Paper on my ceiling. "
...56 translations later we get:
"It happens."
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Old July 12, 2010, 11:33:45 AM
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Original text:

"Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are."

...56 translations later we get:

"Estrella Los Angeles best diamond in the sky, Observations not know who you are and know, women do not flash ventrella."

Original:

I want to be the very best, no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. These Pokemon to understand the power that’s inside.

56 Translations Later:

Well, I am going to fish the size of the country. Pokettomonsutapava also

Last edited by Idno58; July 12, 2010 at 11:39:23 AM.
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Old July 14, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
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"Screen cleaner that gently and througly removes dirt and dust from all glass surfaces."

...56 translations later we get:

"A dust and Gases."
----------------------

"Someting completely random is likely to appear below "

...56 translations later we get:

"Very random."
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Old July 14, 2010, 02:13:51 PM
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"BALD BABY FUBABS"
...56 translations later we get:
"Fubabs Strawberries."

wut...
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Old July 14, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
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Original text:

"Fourscore and seven years ago, I met you at the Super Bowl. It's a song about rock and roll. I never thought white kids could bowl. Show me your ten-finger salute!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Super Bowl 87 songs recorded. I do not think about bread. 10 meters and computer!"
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Old July 14, 2010, 04:32:44 PM
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Original text:

"Bloodiness is. Cleanliness is not."

...56 translations later we get:

"Endetermine blood."
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Old July 31, 2010, 05:44:51 PM
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Original text:
"¬∆˚©¨¥©¥†ƒ¥ˆ©ˆƒ®†∂¥¨ƒ®∂©¨ƒ√¥®†∂¥†∂ƒ¥®∂¥†ƒ¨ˆ¥©ˆ©¨¥ ©¥∂´®ß¢£ß£∑¨†¥ƒ¶§®§∞®∞∂ƒƒ∂´ß¢£∑∞®∂ƒƒ√¨¥ƒ"
...30 translations later we get:
"Rozwoju ©¨¥©¥ ˚ © ¥ ¬ ƒ † F ® ∂ ∂ † ® √ ¥ FF © ® ∂ † ∂ † ® ∂ † ∂ ® § † "¨¥©©¨¥©¥ HS przetwarzania C Steel Shell ƒ ˘ ¶ § ® § ∞ ® ∂ ∂ ∞ ƒƒ "£ ¢ ® √ ∂ ∞ ¢ ƒƒ tematy SF"

EDIT: HEY GUYS HTML WORKS ON FUNNY TRANSLATOR I TRIED H1 AND IT WORKED.

Original text:
"
HEY LOOK THIS TEXT IS HUGE
"
...56 translations later we get:
"
Note: Yes, this is good
"

Last edited by NismoZ; July 31, 2010 at 06:16:17 PM.
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Old February 24, 2011, 07:58:35 PM
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Original text:

"In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. I am born again."

...56 translations later we get:

"There the Soviet Union the world, and I was born and Explosives."
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Old February 25, 2011, 06:45:06 AM
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emp needs to stop bumping threads
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emp should bump the thread to stop
 

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