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BAD translation!
Here's something funny.
As you know translators give you a literal translation of what you've written making it sometimes gramaticaly wrong or even incoherent. So, there's a website that translates sentences from English to other languages multiple times and the result is always completely different from the original, thus making it funny. This is the website: http://funnytranslator.com/translation/ So what you have to do is: put there a word or sentence( related or not to Pokémon ) and ask it to translate the max number of times (56) and if it's funny post it here. Ex: "You can find Dark Pulse on Victory Road", turns into "You can find happiness in the heart of the problem." Or "Ash got tired of Pikachu and shot him", becomes "To protect the rural population" (not really funny but it's so random) Note: It takes a minute or so to translate to all languages back and forth (it's automatic so all you have to do is wait). Last edited by TomE22; June 29, 2010 at 10:54:19 AM. |
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It began as: "Lady Gaga must die. She is evil. She is Satan."
It's funnier if you see everything it was translated to. AFRIKAANS : Lady Gaga moet sterf. Sy is kwaad. Sy is die Satan. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. She is angry. She is the devil. ALBANIAN : Lady Gaga duhet të vdesin. Ajo është e zemëruar. Ajo është djalli. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. She is angry. It is the devil. ARABIC : يجب أن سيدة غاغا يموت. وهي غاضبة. ومن الشيطان. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga must die. Is angry. It is the devil. BELARUSIAN : Lady Gaga павінен памерці. У лютасьці. Гэта д'ябал. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil. BULGARIAN : Lady Gaga да умре. В много разгневен. Това е дявола. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil. CATALAN : Lady Gaga a morir. En una ràbia. Aquest és el diable. Back to ENGLISH : Lady Gaga to die. In a rage. This is the devil. CHINESE : 加加夫人死。在愤怒。这是魔鬼。 Back to ENGLISH : Jiajia Fu died. In anger. This is the devil. CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 佳佳富死亡。在愤怒。这是魔鬼。 Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia Fu died. In anger. This is the devil. CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Jia賈府死亡。在憤怒。這是魔鬼。 Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. In anger. This is the devil. CROATIAN : Jia Jia smrti. U bijesu. To je vrag. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. CZECH : Jia Jia smrt. V hněvu. Je to ďábel. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. DANISH : Jia Jia død. I vrede. Det er Djævelen. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. DUTCH : Jia Jia's dood. In woede. Het is de duivel. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. ESTONIAN : Jia Jia surma. In viha. See on kurat. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. FILIPINO : Jia Jia ng kamatayan. Sa galit. Ito ay ang mga taong makasalanan. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. In anger. It is the devil. FINNISH : Jia Jian kuolema. Vihaa. Se on paholainen. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. Anger. It is the devil. FRENCH : Jia Jia mort. Anger. C'est le diable. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. Anger. It is the devil. GALICIAN : Jia Jia morte. Anger. É o demo. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia death. Anger. It is the devil. GERMAN : Jia Jia Tod. Anger. Es ist der Teufel. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia's death. Anger. It is the devil. GREEK : θάνατος Jia Jia του. Ο θυμός. Είναι ο διάβολος. Back to ENGLISH : Jia Jia to death. Anger. It is the devil. HAITIAN_CREOLE : Jya jya lanmò. Fache. Li se dyab la. Back to ENGLISH : Jya jya death. Angry. It is the devil. HEBREW : Jya המוות jya. כועס. זה השטן. Back to ENGLISH : Jya jya death. Angry. It's the devil. HINDI : ज्या ज्या मौत. गुस्सा. यह शैतान है. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine death. Anger. It's a freak. HUNGARIAN : Sine sine halál. Harag. Ez egy torzszülött. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. This is a freak. ICELANDIC : Sine sínus deyja. Rage. Þetta er viðundur. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. This is freaky. INDONESIAN : Sinus sinus mati. Rage. Ini aneh. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It's weird. IRISH : Sín Sín bás. Rage. Tá sé aisteach. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It is strange. ITALIAN : Sine sine die. Rage. E 'strano. Back to ENGLISH : Sine sine die. Rage. It 's weird. JAPANESE : 正弦、正弦は死ぬ。レイジ。それは変です。 Back to ENGLISH : Sine, sine die. Rage. That is odd. KOREAN : 사인은 사인 죽어. 분노. 그 이상이다. Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. Is more than that. LATVIAN : Sine die nāvi. Dusmas. Ir vairāk nekā to. Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. There are more than that. LITHUANIAN : Sine die mirties. Anger. Yra daugiau nei tai. Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Anger. There are more than that. MACEDONIAN : Sine умре смртта. Лутина. Постојат повеќе од тоа. Back to ENGLISH : Sine die the death. Outrage. There are more than that. MALAY : Sinus patut dihukum mati. Kemarahan. Ada lebih dari itu. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It's more than that. MALTESE : Sinus għandhom jiġu kkundannati għall-mewt. Rabja. Huwa aktar minn dak. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It's more than that. NORWEGIAN : Sinus skal bli dømt til døden. Anger. Det er mer enn det. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced to death. Anger. It is more than that. PERSIAN : سینوس باید به اعدام محکوم کرد. خشم. این بیشتر از آن. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced. Anger. The more of it. POLISH : Sinus powinien zostać skazany. Gniewu. Jej więcej. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be sentenced. Anger. More of it. PORTUGUESE : Seio devem ser condenados. Anger. Mais do mesmo. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same. PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Sinus deve ser condenado. Anger. Mais do mesmo. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same. ROMANIAN : Sinus ar trebui să fie condamnat. Furie. Mai mult de aceeaşi. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same. RUSSIAN : Синус должен быть осужден. Гнев. Больше того же самого. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same. SERBIAN : Синуса требало би да буде осуђен. Бес. Више исти. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be condemned. Anger. More of the same. SLOVAK : Sinus musí byť potrestaný. Anger. Viac rovnaké. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus must be punished. Anger. More of the same. SLOVENIAN : Sinus je treba kaznovati. Anger. Več isto. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. Same. SPANISH : Sinus debe ser penalizada. Enojo. En la misma. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. At the same. SWAHILI : Sinus lazima penalized. Hasira. Wakati huo huo. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be penalized. Anger. At the same time. SWEDISH : Sinus bör bestraffas. Ilska. Samtidigt. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished. Anger. At the same time. TAGALOG : Pagkatulig ay dapat parusahan. Anger. Sa parehong oras. Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished. Anger. At the same time. THAI : ไซนัสควรถูกลงโทษ ความโกรธ ในขณะเดียวกัน Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time TURKISH : Sinüs cezalandırılması gerektiğini ve aynı zamanda öfkeli Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time UKRAINIAN : Синус, повинні бути покарані і злий одночасно Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time VIETNAMESE : Xoang nên bị trừng phạt và giận dữ cùng một lúc Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time WELSH : Dylai sinws yn cael eu cosbi ac yn flin ar yr un pryd Back to ENGLISH : Sinus should be punished and angry at the same time YIDDISH : כאָלעל זאָל באשטראפט ווערן און בייז בייַ דער זעלביקער צייַט Back to ENGLISH (final translation): Socket should be punished and angry at the same time WOW this is fun. |
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Original text:
"Welcome to VR" ...10 translations later we get: "Virtual reality in your own greeting" Original text: "Rawr " ...10 translations later we get: "Rawr" Original text: "hi " ...10 translations later we get: "Gray" Original text: "Idiotic Translator I.T" ...10 translations later we get: "Our Lady of the members of Information Technology" Original text: "ih hi" ...10 translations later we get: "Hi h" Original text: "MAX TRANSLATION ...56 translations later we get: "Rate" Original text: "Welcome to VR. Get your crap and get out " ...56 translations later we get: "Welcome to control the world." Original text: "I LIKE PIE. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT " ...56 translations later we get: "My dad asked." Last edited by RK-9; June 30, 2010 at 03:56:22 PM. |
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I wrote "Let's take a stab at a knife! Let's take a stab at your MOM with my DICtionary!"(which BY THE WAY was on Food Battle 2007 by Smosh). It seemed to have translated to "District sword! Glossary kill my mother!"...
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Original text:
"I'm Denny Drengus and I approve this message: Dr. Steve Brule is an idiot and needs to go to an adult education center." ...56 translations later we get: "Religion Hour: Dr. sutibubanasutobu, adult education centers." |
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"I like Kirby.He is pink and round like a ball."
Translates to: Rose,pumpkin. Uploading act itself. I put the Pearl pokedex of Jigglypuff and the classification: "Jigglypuff is a balloon pokemon.When it wavers its big,round eyes,it begins singing a lullaby that makes everyone drowsy." Put translations that seems strange or funny. From Afrikaans to English: Jigglypuff is a balloon pokemon.When flag wavers its big, round eyes and began singing a lullaby that makes everyone sleepy.It's a FLAG??? From Arabic to English: Jigglypuff is the science pokemon.When hesitate to balloon large, round eyes and began singing in a lullaby that makes everyone sleepy.Jigglypuff is a science pokemon? From Catalan to English: Jigglypuff is a science dude pokemon.When ball great, round eyes and sang a lullaby, making every effort to sleep. So now it's a guy and makes a lot of effort to sleep. From Chinese to English: Jigglypuff is a science Playboy pokemon.When ball big, round eyes, singing lullabies, to make every effort to sleep. XD From Japanese to English: Pudding is a large round eyes Playboy Police Science pokemon.When nurse is ready to sing always read-only. Wait so it's now a Playboy,science and police pokemon? From Portuguese to English: Playboy Police pokemon.When pudding always look great to learn to read, ready to read your sister. Pudding look great to learn??? WTH Final translation: Police are still very angry with his brother plaiboi pokemon. When dessert reader to find out.Jigglypuff is plabiboi and the police is his brother. O.o Hee hee this is hilarious. Last edited by Kirby-Chan; June 30, 2010 at 07:12:17 PM. |
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"The fire truck is driving down the mountain so fast that your mother's uncle's dog is vomiting in a bucket of poo."
...56 translations later we get: "Mum heat aelir problem quickly." "OH MY LANTIS" ...10 translations later we get: "Oh Landis" "Welcome to VR." ...10 translations later we get: "Welcome to virtual reality." "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!" ...20 translations later we get: "I do not think that something that will never leave him go!" "You lost THE END." ...10 translations later we get: "The total loss." "What the crap muffin." ...10 translations later we get: "Cake anything stupid." |
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Original text:
"LEAF is awesome" ...56 translations later we get: "Yaoshingaporu." Original text: "IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZ0R!" 56 Translations Later: "Oil certified radiation Luz 0 R Chan! ." Original text: "The cake is a lie" ...56 translations later we get: "Brother" Original text: "I am bored so I need a bad translation NOW!" ...56 translations later we get: "I serjus you!" EDIT: Original text: "so i herd u liek mudkipz" ...56 translations later we get: "Mudkipz and time." Last edited by NismoZ; July 1, 2010 at 05:02:15 AM. |
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Oki doke lets just go ahead and put a lil bang Shishigami dialogue in here and.....
----------------------------- "As still as the a forest and as marvelous as a mountain! The earth cries out! The heavens cry out! The people cry out! They cry out for me to defeat evil! Listen up, evildoers! I am the warrior of justice, BANG SHISHIGAMI!" 56 translations later... "But pretty Forests and mountains! The worldwide problem? This is paradise! Sure! He said that success in the door! Kooperatyon mbizini listening! But military mary ashitaka!" -------------------------- wut? |
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Original text:
"Lump sits alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart. Mud flew up and filled Lump's pajamas. She totally confused all the passing pirhanas!" ...56 translations later we get: "Agreement between Sleeping bags piranha, Mainstream" Original text: "Does this pipe even GO anywhere, or does it just sit there and look meaningful, doing absolutely nothing? Let's contact Lowe's. ...Looks like it does nothing. What a waste of PVC." ...56 translations later we get: "Smoke that Luis kontakted, they are not ... I think it makes sense. Final product." Original text: "You son of a motherless goat!" ...56 translations later we get: "My son and my skin!" Original text: "Dude, bleach is healthy! Bleach is mostly wayter, and we're mostly water; Therefore, we are bleach." ...56 translations later we get: "Featured Chlorine David! Foresee all" Original text: "A million miles from nowhere, dragon lance burns hot. In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost. Ch-ch-ch-changes... Mmm, ****. A fish... A fish with ****... ***** fish." ...56 translations later we get: "Mile donors, Hot New Millions of Victim ... But unfortunately ... Business, he is responsible for Diagnosing breast cancer." |
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"I fell into a vat of chocolate. Oh I fell into a vat of chocolate. As I fell into that vat of chocolate, I screamed fire!"
...56 translations later we get: "Yes, chocolate tongeulitda tongeulitda Brown said the book burning!""The dog ate the cat!" ...56 translations later we get: "Rain!""One time, I ate a stapler, a paperclip, a calculator, and a needle." ...56 translations later we get: "If it is a tool for your computer Consulting."
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Original text:
"The QuadLaser is a strong weapon used on the moon. The power is equal to 4 lasers, with the speed of 0.1 lasers. Only loyal people can be hit from a far point, as they need to be told to stay. It goes infinitely, but is slow (only 1 mile/hour/laser)." ...56 translations later we get: "0.1 4 laser gun store laser light. Ability to operate in very weight / pl, but Infinity (mph / Sec)." |
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I remember goofing off to something similiar like this once, but the URL I had was different.
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php Quote:
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This is what I got:
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Original text:
"Tsutaaja, the Grass Snake Pokemon. It is smart and has a very cool demeanor. Its movements sharpen when it basks in plenty of sunlight." ...56 translations later we get: "Tsutaaja grass spirit. I hope your day." |
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Original text:
"Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?" ...56 translations later we get: "Children? What? Mabibo rusvrufusuteki like crazy? After about two hours, Box shame gefrannis 04:03 pooja geeble jigi clearly below Google - flagaggle vedittsh Buker;" |
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Original text:
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are." ...56 translations later we get: "Estrella Los Angeles best diamond in the sky, Observations not know who you are and know, women do not flash ventrella." Original: I want to be the very best, no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. These Pokemon to understand the power that’s inside. 56 Translations Later: Well, I am going to fish the size of the country. Pokettomonsutapava also Last edited by Idno58; July 12, 2010 at 11:39:23 AM. |
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"Screen cleaner that gently and througly removes dirt and dust from all glass surfaces."
...56 translations later we get: "A dust and Gases." ---------------------- "Someting completely random is likely to appear below " ...56 translations later we get: "Very random." |
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Original text:
"Fourscore and seven years ago, I met you at the Super Bowl. It's a song about rock and roll. I never thought white kids could bowl. Show me your ten-finger salute!" ...56 translations later we get: "Super Bowl 87 songs recorded. I do not think about bread. 10 meters and computer!" |
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Original text:
"¬∆˚©¨¥©¥†ƒ¥ˆ©ˆƒ®†∂¥¨ƒ®∂©¨ƒ√¥®†∂¥†∂ƒ¥®∂¥†ƒ¨ˆ¥©ˆ©¨¥ ©¥∂´®ß¢£ß£∑¨†¥ƒ¶§®§∞®∞∂ƒƒ∂´ß¢£∑∞®∂ƒƒ√¨¥ƒ" ...30 translations later we get: "Rozwoju ©¨¥©¥ ˚ © ¥ ¬ ƒ † F ® ∂ ∂ † ® √ ¥ FF © ® ∂ † ∂ † ® ∂ † ∂ ® § † "¨¥©©¨¥©¥ HS przetwarzania C Steel Shell ƒ ˘ ¶ § ® § ∞ ® ∂ ∂ ∞ ƒƒ "£ ¢ ® √ ∂ ∞ ¢ ƒƒ tematy SF" EDIT: HEY GUYS HTML WORKS ON FUNNY TRANSLATOR I TRIED H1 AND IT WORKED. Original text: " HEY LOOK THIS TEXT IS HUGE " ...56 translations later we get: " Note: Yes, this is good " Last edited by NismoZ; July 31, 2010 at 06:16:17 PM. |
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