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Old September 3, 2008, 07:56:00 PM
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Is Windows a virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1) They replicate quickly -- Okay, Windows does that.
2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- Okay, Windows does that.
3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- Okay, Windows does that, too
4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems -- Sigh... Windows does that, too
5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware -- Yup, that's with Windows, too

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So, Windows is not a virus!
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Old September 4, 2008, 02:37:00 PM
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It seems true, i had to reset my compupter with vista a couple of times so i have to agree
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Old September 4, 2008, 03:31:00 PM
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GreenMan, you've also had four broken DS systems.

I, on the other hand, have had to reinstall these operating systems because it was faulty the first time:

Windows 98
Windows Me
Windows XP (3 times)

No problems with my Vista machine I've had for the past 17 months.
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Old September 4, 2008, 05:49:00 PM
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I haven't had any problems with Vista, but that thing about Windows not being a virus is funny.
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Old September 4, 2008, 06:03:00 PM
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so you say
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Old September 4, 2008, 06:47:00 PM
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Know what not to do gives you advantage over crapware i have had my laptop for 4 years and only had to reinstall windows when Hard drive makes clicky noise and when a patch cam out and my pc blue screened Hey look no anti virus and i download crap at least 2-5 times a day

so i my opinion if you get a virus you show lack of an understanding of you pc and the inet
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Old September 4, 2008, 06:50:00 PM
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Ah i use the interwebs, my parents forced me to install it
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It reminded me this one:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...elpprotect.jpg
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Old September 6, 2008, 02:50:00 PM
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Yeah windows wants to save itself from it self
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Old September 6, 2008, 02:53:00 PM
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Quote:
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Ahh, like this one, but with more in it:

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Old September 13, 2008, 05:04:00 AM
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Hah! This is what happened when I ran out of space on the C:/ drive for my Vista!
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Old September 13, 2008, 08:00:00 AM
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Uhh...that's not real. Was that from the AtomSmasher generator?
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Old September 13, 2008, 08:09:00 AM
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No, I found it somewhere on google....

I think it's pretty funny.
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