Java conversation

[Cat333Pokémon]

After this first post, all posts must be with Java (not JavaScript). Try to make it error-free if possible.

System.out.println("Welcome to the Java forum.\nHow are you?");

[Yoshi648]

System.out.println("I am fine.");

while(0<1){
System.out.println("I LIEK PIE!");
}

[KingOfKYA]

System.out.println("why not just you print or echo like other languages opinion of java below ");

while(java==sucks){
System.out.println("Stupid Java");
}

[Blues]

System.out.println("Erm...hello ");

while(I==may==not==understand==Java){
System.out.println("Copy and paste works well");
}

[Yoshi648]

System.out.println("You have no clue of what you just did");

[Blues]

System.out.println("Honestly I don't");

[Yoshi648]

array1.add("Then");
array1.add("don't");
array1.add("post");
array1.add("if");
array1.add("you");
array1.add("don't");
array1.add("get");
array1.add("it");

[Cat333Pokémon]

int i = 0;
while (i < array1.length){
System.out.println(array1.get(i));
}

System.out.println("BlueHeat, your message does this:");
throw new CompileException("Your program doesn't run.");

[Blues]

int i = 0;
while (i < array1.length){
System.out.println(array1.get(i));
}

System.out.println("Moderator post deletion:");
throw new CompileException("OVER 9000.");

System.out.println("Java says:")
throw new CompileException("ROFL they must hate you.");

[Cat333Pokémon]

/*
 * This actually runs.
*/
public static void main(String[] args)
{
    //You seriously just told me that I don't know Java.
    //And why are you just copy-pasting?
    System.out.println("-------------------\nX ");
    System.out.printf("%13.7f", d(5,7));
    System.out.print("   X\n-------------------\n");
}

public float d(int div, int di)
{
    return (float)(div) / (float)(di);
}

//Tell me exactly what this prints.

[Yoshi648]

System.out.print("Yeah, if you can't answer that you shouldn't be posting here");

[Blues]

System.out.print("uh oh trouble");

[Cat333Pokémon]

//You get 10 minutes (starting now) to figure it out.

[Yoshi648]

//Yeah, and if there is no reply, then you can't speak on this board.

[Cat333Pokémon]

/*
* Bye bye!
* It prints this:
*/

-------------------
X     0.7142857   X
-------------------

[Yoshi648]

for(int i=0; i<100; i++){
System.out.println("OWNED");
}

[SpaceMan++]

package com.uniteduniverse.libs;

/**
 * isPrime library
 * @version 1.0
 * @author SpaceMan
 */
public class isPrime
{
	/**
	 * Check if the integer is a prime number
	 * @return boolean Is the integer prime?
	 * @param integer The integer to be tested
	 */
	public static boolean isPrime(int integer)
	{
		for (int i = 2; i < integer; i ++)
		{
			if (integer % i == 0)
			{
				return false;
			}
		}
		return true;
	}
}

[§ethi Xzon]

public static string
System.out.print("This returns a compiling error ");
for I = 7 public class 1 99

[Serenade]

static String sPhrase = "I Just started learning java like 2 weeks ago, so this all makes some since";
System.out.println(sPhrase);
System.out.println(sPhrase.substring(8,28)+" are several random words/letters.');

//and thats about all I can do so far, I just learned how to ask for input.
//I made a mistake didnt I?

[Cat333Pokémon]

public static void main(String [] args){
   object giratina;
   object shaymin;
   if (snack(giratina, shaymin)){
      System.out.println("It's going to eat me!");
   }
   else{
      System.out.println("Well, I don't like Giratina. That monster tried to eat me!");
   }
}

public int snack(object mouth, object food){
   if (eat(mouth, food) = true) { return 0; }
   else { return 1; }
}

public boolean eat(object mouth, food){
   //add eating code here
}

[randoguy101]

public class *****
{
	public static void main(String[] args)
	{
		int postcount = 0;
		while (postcount<1000000)
		{
			System.out.print("DESU ");
			postcount++;
			if (postcount==1000000)
			{
				System.out.println("Also, The Game");
			}
		}
	}
}

[Velociraptor78]

The last Java thread is in captivity.
The rest have all been locked.

[randoguy101]

do {
System.out.println("Hey no you have to speak in Java");
}
while (threadLocked = false);