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SpaceMan++ · #1 December 6, 2008, 12:17:52 PM

See how horrible it is, no CSS, and full of videos

(copy the following code to a new .html file:)

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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>A noob's page</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR=yellow Background=http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg >
<H1><FONT color=red>A typical amateurish site</h1>



This site has a LOLCAT BG, and full of images.
Normally, an amateur abuses BG image, colors, images and videos.
<h2><FONT color=red >(I didnt made this)
</h2>
<h1><FONT color=red>LOLCats</h1>

NOOB$ LIEK LOLCATS

<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-why-he-has-to-hold-the-heavy-end.jpg >
<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-hermione-cat-knows-all-the-answers.jpg>
<IMG src=http://bunwaycards.com/card/verify.aspx?ciid=2645810>
<h2><FONT color=red>VIDEOZZZZ!</h2>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FNsrnXLS9b4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FNsrnXLS9b4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<h1>ExPlOrEr RoX!!!!!!!!11111!!11!</h1>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>

<h1>FILLER$$ZZ</h1>



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<h1><font size=9>NOOBNOOB</h1>
<h1>IM A NOOB!</h1>

I CAN USE IMAGE$!

<IMG SRC=http://mintyferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lolcat7.gif  


I CAN MAKE TABLEZ!

<TABLE BOedER=33 cellpadding=23 >
<TR><TD>ONE!!!!11111<TD>TWO</TD>
<TR><TD CoLsPaN=2>WIDER!!!!!1!1!111</TD></TR></TABLE>


PLU$ VIDEOZ!!


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


AND FRAME$


<IFRAME src=http://www.google.com WIDTH=1000 HEIGHT=400>
AND EVERYTHING!!!

NOOBS DONT USE CSS
</BODY>
</HTML>

Blues · #2 December 6, 2008, 12:24:12 PM

ROFL! How do you come up with this!?

Cat333Pokémon · #3 December 6, 2008, 07:15:48 PM

Ahh...good ol' noob pages.

Yoshi648 · #4 December 6, 2008, 07:23:54 PM

Here is an April Fools page VGMusic put up that is similiar to how many sites were designed in the 90s. http://www.vgmusic.com/index-afd.htm

Blues · #5 December 7, 2008, 03:56:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi648

Here is an April Fools page VGMusic put up that is similiar to how many sites were designed in the 90s. http://www.vgmusic.com/index-afd.htm

LOLOLOL! If you watched Strongbad you would know just how ironic that actually is.

KingOfKYA · #6 December 9, 2008, 10:11:25 PM

animated gifs arnt they great NOT
here is a great pace to find more noobs
WWW.MYSPACE.COM

NOOBS ALSO KNOWN AS SCRIP KIDDIES

Cat333Pokémon · #7 December 11, 2008, 06:27:17 AM

DEFINITELY the biggest noob site! They just download four templates at once and wonder why their site keeps freezing. Then they have 50 animated GIFs, three songs autoplaying, a distrasting background, terrible grammar, JavaScript applets, and a bunch of YouTube videos ALL ON THE SAME PAGE! And don't start thinking I'm making this up; I have seriously seen a page that bad on MySpace!

Blues · #8 December 11, 2008, 01:57:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfKYA

animated gifs arnt they great NOT
here is a great pace to find more noobs
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM

NOOBS ALSO KNOWN AS SCRIP KIDDIES

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SpaceMan++ · #9 December 11, 2008, 02:56:42 PM

Most people does not know how to code CSS, that made amateurish sites.

Blues · #10 December 11, 2008, 04:34:37 PM

Why even pay for a site...?

Cat333Pokémon · #11 December 11, 2008, 05:13:35 PM

It's time for Web Pages That Suck!

SpaceMan++ · #12 December 12, 2008, 03:05:59 PM

My HTML XHTML CSS for Dummies (2008) book linked to that site.

Cat333Pokémon · #13 December 12, 2008, 05:29:34 PM

...For Dummies books are awesome!